George Hahn
@georgehahn.com
Humorist, urbanist, satirist, sartorialist, minimalist, soloist, bicyclist, mid-century modernist on no one’s to-do list.
Our current moment of rage and panic from the straight, white right… this is the death rattle of entitled, unimpressive, unexceptional, disappointing cock and the women who’ve settled for it. The most boring people alive, and they’re freaking out.
February 10, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Our current moment of rage and panic from the straight, white right… this is the death rattle of entitled, unimpressive, unexceptional, disappointing cock and the women who’ve settled for it. The most boring people alive, and they’re freaking out.
Good morning. ☕️
Marcello Mastroianni
Marcello Mastroianni
February 10, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Good morning. ☕️
Marcello Mastroianni
Marcello Mastroianni
I’m still kinda reeling from that insanely joyous halftime show. Wow.
February 9, 2026 at 2:03 AM
I’m still kinda reeling from that insanely joyous halftime show. Wow.
Wait… Did Lay’s just make me cry?
February 9, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Wait… Did Lay’s just make me cry?
Listening to “America, The Beautiful” really puts the incompetence and cruelty of the Trump administration into sharp relief.
February 8, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Listening to “America, The Beautiful” really puts the incompetence and cruelty of the Trump administration into sharp relief.
The Claude ad is fantastic.
February 8, 2026 at 11:13 PM
The Claude ad is fantastic.
We all know one of these.
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February 8, 2026 at 3:23 PM
We all know one of these.
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Tonight’s movie: “Pillion” (2025), directed by Harry Lighton
February 8, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Tonight’s movie: “Pillion” (2025), directed by Harry Lighton
Great piece by @mollyjongfast.bsky.social
Opinion | Now We Know What All Those People Got From Epstein
www.nytimes.com
February 7, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Great piece by @mollyjongfast.bsky.social
There it is. The basis of his political resentment and the core of what they all voted for.
February 6, 2026 at 2:25 PM
There it is. The basis of his political resentment and the core of what they all voted for.
Trump lives for three things: to attain/maintain more WEALTH, more POWER, and more GLORY. That’s it. If he says something or takes an action that feels like the “right thing,” it’s only because it overlaps/interferes with one or more of those three things.
February 6, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Trump lives for three things: to attain/maintain more WEALTH, more POWER, and more GLORY. That’s it. If he says something or takes an action that feels like the “right thing,” it’s only because it overlaps/interferes with one or more of those three things.
“Run the story.” Worth a re-watch…
All the President's Men | Run The Story | Warner Bros. Rewind
YouTube video by Warner Bros. Rewind
youtu.be
February 6, 2026 at 2:16 AM
“Run the story.” Worth a re-watch…
When you make Rupert Murdoch look like an effective, public-spirited newspaper owner…
February 5, 2026 at 3:17 PM
When you make Rupert Murdoch look like an effective, public-spirited newspaper owner…
No one should ever start a sentence with “You people,” but you people with websites that greet visitors with a barrage of ads, video that autoplays, AND a paywall… fuck all the way off.
February 5, 2026 at 3:00 PM
No one should ever start a sentence with “You people,” but you people with websites that greet visitors with a barrage of ads, video that autoplays, AND a paywall… fuck all the way off.
A reminder: resist and unsubscribe. It’s easy. Do it now: www.resistandunsubscribe.com
February 5, 2026 at 3:59 AM
A reminder: resist and unsubscribe. It’s easy. Do it now: www.resistandunsubscribe.com
Reposted by George Hahn
The president will feel this.
'The president will feel this': Prof G's case for a strike against big tech
YouTube video by MS NOW
www.youtube.com
February 4, 2026 at 9:44 PM
The president will feel this.
Today’s distraction: Buying Better… After years of wasting a lot of money on cheap clothes, I’m doing something else.
Buying Better
After years of wasting a lot of money on cheap clothes, I'm trying to spend money on better clothes.
open.substack.com
February 4, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Today’s distraction: Buying Better… After years of wasting a lot of money on cheap clothes, I’m doing something else.
At the rate it’s going, The Washington Post is gonna be a pamphlet by Christmas.
February 4, 2026 at 5:42 PM
At the rate it’s going, The Washington Post is gonna be a pamphlet by Christmas.
Tell us you have a thumb dick without telling us you have a thumb dick.
‘Don Colossus,’ a Golden Statue of President Trump, Waits for Its Home
www.nytimes.com
February 4, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Tell us you have a thumb dick without telling us you have a thumb dick.
Hi, my name is George, and it’s been 484 days since my last purchase from Amazon.
February 4, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Hi, my name is George, and it’s been 484 days since my last purchase from Amazon.
