Pablum Opus
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🎵The northern lights
Are not so bright
👏👏👏👏
Deep in the hea-
Cincinnati!?
Are not so bright
👏👏👏👏
Deep in the hea-
Cincinnati!?
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 AM
🎵The northern lights
Are not so bright
👏👏👏👏
Deep in the hea-
Cincinnati!?
Are not so bright
👏👏👏👏
Deep in the hea-
Cincinnati!?
This is *really* good
I havent read such a banger of an essay in a very long time. This is so well-written!
Maybe Don’t Talk to the New York Times About Zohran Mamdani
It’s remarkable, the people you’ll hear from. Teach for even a little while at an expensive institution—the term they tend to prefer is “elite”—and odds are that eventually someone who was a studen…
lithub.com
November 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
This is *really* good
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bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass
November 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass
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"Jurors found Sean Dunn not guilty of one misdemeanor assault charge on Thursday in federal court in D.C."
I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win.
www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/d...
I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win.
www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/d...
DC ‘sandwich guy' found not guilty of assault after throwing sub at federal agent
A man charged with assault for throwing a sandwich at a federal agent calls it an act of protest. Prosecutors are trying to prove that it was a federal crime. Jurors heard attorneys’ opening statement...
www.nbcwashington.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
"Jurors found Sean Dunn not guilty of one misdemeanor assault charge on Thursday in federal court in D.C."
I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win.
www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/d...
I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win.
www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/d...
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fun fact: I met the developers of Trombone Champ randomly because they were in the same complex as I gig I was playing. they are not musicians and do not actually understand the mechanics of the trombone past a cursory level, which I first found annoying but have come to find hilarious.
dan's given me a preview of some of this stuff and i'm super excited
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihVW...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihVW...
November 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
fun fact: I met the developers of Trombone Champ randomly because they were in the same complex as I gig I was playing. they are not musicians and do not actually understand the mechanics of the trombone past a cursory level, which I first found annoying but have come to find hilarious.
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You joke but two days ago I was in New York and saw literally thousands of people running away as fast as they could, presumably in anticipation of the mayoral election
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
You joke but two days ago I was in New York and saw literally thousands of people running away as fast as they could, presumably in anticipation of the mayoral election
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Coach Kav says nothing to see here.
October 31, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Coach Kav says nothing to see here.
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Mexico Versus Nazis is a theme that’s really resonating with me of late
October 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Mexico Versus Nazis is a theme that’s really resonating with me of late
Another former republican that thinks democrats need to act more like republicans. What a shocker
Duh. Those of us on the ground last year actually speaking with middle class/working class voters and who heard from these voters every single day the same - “Trump is an asshole, but Democrats are out of touch” - could’ve saved my new political party a lot of time & money producing this “report.”👇
October 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Another former republican that thinks democrats need to act more like republicans. What a shocker
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no one wants to hear this but the way to combat the messaging problem is probably to give the meidas touch crew a cable channel
October 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
no one wants to hear this but the way to combat the messaging problem is probably to give the meidas touch crew a cable channel
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NEW: The Kavanaugh stop, 50 days later. "What a sick world."
I asked Justice Brett Kavanaugh about his September 8 concurrence and the reality that has followed. Because he should be asked. He, unsurprisingly, did not respond.
Today, at Law Dork:
I asked Justice Brett Kavanaugh about his September 8 concurrence and the reality that has followed. Because he should be asked. He, unsurprisingly, did not respond.
Today, at Law Dork:
The Kavanaugh stop, 50 days later
"What a sick world." And, for paid subscribers: Closing my tabs.
www.lawdork.com
October 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
NEW: The Kavanaugh stop, 50 days later. "What a sick world."
I asked Justice Brett Kavanaugh about his September 8 concurrence and the reality that has followed. Because he should be asked. He, unsurprisingly, did not respond.
Today, at Law Dork:
I asked Justice Brett Kavanaugh about his September 8 concurrence and the reality that has followed. Because he should be asked. He, unsurprisingly, did not respond.
Today, at Law Dork:
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Apparently some folks are playing real dumb about skull symbols so let’s play a little game I like to call “Nazi skull or not a Nazi skull”
First up, the Jolly Roger. This is a pirate skull, not a Nazi skull. It means you might get robbed, but prolly not genocided.
With me so far? 1/x
First up, the Jolly Roger. This is a pirate skull, not a Nazi skull. It means you might get robbed, but prolly not genocided.
With me so far? 1/x
October 22, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Apparently some folks are playing real dumb about skull symbols so let’s play a little game I like to call “Nazi skull or not a Nazi skull”
First up, the Jolly Roger. This is a pirate skull, not a Nazi skull. It means you might get robbed, but prolly not genocided.
With me so far? 1/x
First up, the Jolly Roger. This is a pirate skull, not a Nazi skull. It means you might get robbed, but prolly not genocided.
With me so far? 1/x
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Describe a character in Greek mythology the way someone trying to defend a politician would. I’ll start.
Oedipus: Like you’ve never had sex with someone and regretted it later
Oedipus: Like you’ve never had sex with someone and regretted it later
October 24, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Describe a character in Greek mythology the way someone trying to defend a politician would. I’ll start.
Oedipus: Like you’ve never had sex with someone and regretted it later
Oedipus: Like you’ve never had sex with someone and regretted it later
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How do you feel about vegan sausage?
November 30, 2023 at 3:41 AM
How do you feel about vegan sausage?
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New developments in my 3 year Epstein investigation, this time regarding JP Morgan Chase and its CEO, Jamie Dimon. This is a long thread, but worth sticking around for.
October 20, 2025 at 4:55 PM
New developments in my 3 year Epstein investigation, this time regarding JP Morgan Chase and its CEO, Jamie Dimon. This is a long thread, but worth sticking around for.
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On the one hand, it makes sense, because the Trump admin has no legal basis for detaining them, not least because the blew up the supposed evidence.
But on the other hand it just underscores how illegal the entire operation is, it's nothing more than murder on the high seas to generate content.
But on the other hand it just underscores how illegal the entire operation is, it's nothing more than murder on the high seas to generate content.
So dangerous that they must be blown into small pieces rather than arrested … unless they are actually captured in which case they may go home with a warning. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/18/u...
October 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
On the one hand, it makes sense, because the Trump admin has no legal basis for detaining them, not least because the blew up the supposed evidence.
But on the other hand it just underscores how illegal the entire operation is, it's nothing more than murder on the high seas to generate content.
But on the other hand it just underscores how illegal the entire operation is, it's nothing more than murder on the high seas to generate content.
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Politico ganked my scoop 😭😭😭😭
October 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Politico ganked my scoop 😭😭😭😭
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CEO: You get a name for our new hand warmer company?
Copywriter: Sure did boss, real fuckin creepy just like you asked.
CEO: what
Copywriter: Sure did boss, real fuckin creepy just like you asked.
CEO: what
October 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
CEO: You get a name for our new hand warmer company?
Copywriter: Sure did boss, real fuckin creepy just like you asked.
CEO: what
Copywriter: Sure did boss, real fuckin creepy just like you asked.
CEO: what
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i've got over 70k kills in the "meeting buddha on the road" minigame. it's tough at first but once you master the spin kick you can get the hammer you need to break the wheel of samsara pretty quick
”im addicted to this Buddhism game” —things someone who is good at buddhism would say???
October 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
i've got over 70k kills in the "meeting buddha on the road" minigame. it's tough at first but once you master the spin kick you can get the hammer you need to break the wheel of samsara pretty quick
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Colorado's universal preschool program has a simple rule: Bigots can't participate.
The Catholic Church sued to overturn that rule—and lost.
This is what real religious neutrality looks like. 👇
www.friendlyatheist.com/p/anti-lgbtq...
The Catholic Church sued to overturn that rule—and lost.
This is what real religious neutrality looks like. 👇
www.friendlyatheist.com/p/anti-lgbtq...
Anti-LGBTQ Catholic schools lose bid to discriminate in Colorado's universal preschool program
A federal appeals court said that if Catholic preschools want taxpayer dollars, they have to play by the state's rules
www.friendlyatheist.com
October 8, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Colorado's universal preschool program has a simple rule: Bigots can't participate.
The Catholic Church sued to overturn that rule—and lost.
This is what real religious neutrality looks like. 👇
www.friendlyatheist.com/p/anti-lgbtq...
The Catholic Church sued to overturn that rule—and lost.
This is what real religious neutrality looks like. 👇
www.friendlyatheist.com/p/anti-lgbtq...
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a way to understand Bari Weiss’ ascendance is that capital absolutely does not want to “turn down the temperature” on culture war, au contraire they understand culture war to be their most successful media project and want more more more.
October 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
a way to understand Bari Weiss’ ascendance is that capital absolutely does not want to “turn down the temperature” on culture war, au contraire they understand culture war to be their most successful media project and want more more more.
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It only happened once
October 7, 2025 at 2:26 PM
It only happened once