OrcaHedron
@orcahedron.bsky.social
Not many people know this about me but I like Gubble.
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“My God! I was only away two minutes!”
November 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
“My God! I was only away two minutes!”
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Bloody hell how long are RTD’s arms?
November 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Bloody hell how long are RTD’s arms?
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I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.
November 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.
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All the lyrics to 'Rasputin' are funny but I love 'it was a shame how he carried on'. It sounds like something your gran would say about a disgraced quiz-show host.
October 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
All the lyrics to 'Rasputin' are funny but I love 'it was a shame how he carried on'. It sounds like something your gran would say about a disgraced quiz-show host.
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deleting mirror portals when remaking GD levels is for cowards
October 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
deleting mirror portals when remaking GD levels is for cowards
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- Ian, you're lying in a weather grave. Do you know what's on your headstone?
- Weather?
- Ian, thank you
- Weather?
- Ian, thank you
October 16, 2025 at 7:22 AM
- Ian, you're lying in a weather grave. Do you know what's on your headstone?
- Weather?
- Ian, thank you
- Weather?
- Ian, thank you
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Just sending Keira Knightley a list of other things she may not be aware of:
• The Earth is not flat
• Dinosaurs and man never co-existed
• Elvis is not still alive
• Master Bates was not a character in Captain Pugwash
• You cannot survive a plane crash by jumping off just before it crashes
• The Earth is not flat
• Dinosaurs and man never co-existed
• Elvis is not still alive
• Master Bates was not a character in Captain Pugwash
• You cannot survive a plane crash by jumping off just before it crashes
October 13, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Just sending Keira Knightley a list of other things she may not be aware of:
• The Earth is not flat
• Dinosaurs and man never co-existed
• Elvis is not still alive
• Master Bates was not a character in Captain Pugwash
• You cannot survive a plane crash by jumping off just before it crashes
• The Earth is not flat
• Dinosaurs and man never co-existed
• Elvis is not still alive
• Master Bates was not a character in Captain Pugwash
• You cannot survive a plane crash by jumping off just before it crashes
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tetris worlds, print ad, imagery (2001) archive.org/details/nint...
October 13, 2025 at 9:41 AM
tetris worlds, print ad, imagery (2001) archive.org/details/nint...
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I don't think a sexy nun could ever seduce me. not my kind of thing
September 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I don't think a sexy nun could ever seduce me. not my kind of thing
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But still no public condemnation on the lack of Doctor Who Series 10 Soundtrack release. Weak. Weak. Weak.
September 28, 2025 at 9:06 AM
But still no public condemnation on the lack of Doctor Who Series 10 Soundtrack release. Weak. Weak. Weak.
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A moment of high drama in Doctor Who as the Master menaces a cherry bakewell
September 25, 2025 at 9:28 AM
A moment of high drama in Doctor Who as the Master menaces a cherry bakewell
sort it out discord
September 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
sort it out discord
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oh no, there’s an opinion columnist in the car ahead of me and now i’m stuck here while he debates the traffic lights about whether green “always means go - or is it more complicated than that?”. come on man, i’ve got places to be.
September 9, 2025 at 9:27 AM
oh no, there’s an opinion columnist in the car ahead of me and now i’m stuck here while he debates the traffic lights about whether green “always means go - or is it more complicated than that?”. come on man, i’ve got places to be.
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HOW ABOUT WE IMPROVE A MOVIE BY MAKING IT ABOUT GARY HOW ABOUT THAT FOR ONCE
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary
Night Of The Living Gary
Night Of The Living Gary
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary
50 Shades of Gary
50 Shades of Gary
September 2, 2025 at 11:46 AM
HOW ABOUT WE IMPROVE A MOVIE BY MAKING IT ABOUT GARY HOW ABOUT THAT FOR ONCE
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I must say I’m thoroughly enjoying all the millionaire actors falling over themselves to explain that they’re definitely LGBTQ+ allies but somehow accidentally boarded the Let’s All Fund Transphobia bus.
(I don’t begrudge anyone doing a job because they need the money. These actors clearly don’t.)
(I don’t begrudge anyone doing a job because they need the money. These actors clearly don’t.)
August 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I must say I’m thoroughly enjoying all the millionaire actors falling over themselves to explain that they’re definitely LGBTQ+ allies but somehow accidentally boarded the Let’s All Fund Transphobia bus.
(I don’t begrudge anyone doing a job because they need the money. These actors clearly don’t.)
(I don’t begrudge anyone doing a job because they need the money. These actors clearly don’t.)
only now am I realising how much of a banger the gubble 2 soundtrack is
July 30, 2025 at 7:20 PM
only now am I realising how much of a banger the gubble 2 soundtrack is
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RTD opens up about his season finales.
July 29, 2025 at 11:21 AM
RTD opens up about his season finales.
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Sacha Dhawan and Michelle Gomez
Who would you have host MasterChef?
July 16, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Sacha Dhawan and Michelle Gomez
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god i fucking hate a "no ingredients you can't pronounce!" ass bitch. okay sorry you're stupid but i can pronounce plenty of words including skincare ingredients. perhaps check out hooked on phonics and learn to sound out 3 syllable words
July 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
god i fucking hate a "no ingredients you can't pronounce!" ass bitch. okay sorry you're stupid but i can pronounce plenty of words including skincare ingredients. perhaps check out hooked on phonics and learn to sound out 3 syllable words
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Ten authors whose books I haven't read 'cos I just made them up
Baz Caldwell
Lorraine Slipknot
Mortimer Mortimer
Oliver Comelately
F. L. Winniback
Hal Treptemberary
Shirley Basic
Victor La Poop
Deon Nightshift
Frankly Steeleather
Baz Caldwell
Lorraine Slipknot
Mortimer Mortimer
Oliver Comelately
F. L. Winniback
Hal Treptemberary
Shirley Basic
Victor La Poop
Deon Nightshift
Frankly Steeleather
July 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Ten authors whose books I haven't read 'cos I just made them up
Baz Caldwell
Lorraine Slipknot
Mortimer Mortimer
Oliver Comelately
F. L. Winniback
Hal Treptemberary
Shirley Basic
Victor La Poop
Deon Nightshift
Frankly Steeleather
Baz Caldwell
Lorraine Slipknot
Mortimer Mortimer
Oliver Comelately
F. L. Winniback
Hal Treptemberary
Shirley Basic
Victor La Poop
Deon Nightshift
Frankly Steeleather
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