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Has everyone forgotten Gingrinch's Contract with America? Per Wikipedia, it "detailed the actions the Republicans promised to take if they became the majority party in the United States House of Representatives for the first time in 40 years." Why aren't all Dems pushing such a thing right now?
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Our souls are like those orphans whose unwedded mothers die in bearing them
December 23, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Our souls are like those orphans whose unwedded mothers die in bearing them
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If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
December 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
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I feel like "academic hiring" discourse is always kind of downstream of the fact that in the 50s we started building a giant public system to make a college education almost universally available and in the 80s and 90s we started taking it apart to go back to the only-the-rich model
December 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I feel like "academic hiring" discourse is always kind of downstream of the fact that in the 50s we started building a giant public system to make a college education almost universally available and in the 80s and 90s we started taking it apart to go back to the only-the-rich model
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In see we're getting closer and closer to witnessing the verdict in Roberts et al. v. A Mob Armed With Baseball Bats
December 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
In see we're getting closer and closer to witnessing the verdict in Roberts et al. v. A Mob Armed With Baseball Bats
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Our collective task is not to save tech but to save us, our world.
The resonant computing manifesto is too focused on means and not on ends. And that's basically the core issue. The belief in technological determinism.
The resonant computing manifesto is too focused on means and not on ends. And that's basically the core issue. The belief in technological determinism.
December 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Our collective task is not to save tech but to save us, our world.
The resonant computing manifesto is too focused on means and not on ends. And that's basically the core issue. The belief in technological determinism.
The resonant computing manifesto is too focused on means and not on ends. And that's basically the core issue. The belief in technological determinism.
@know-your-enemies.bsky.social This week's outro literally brought me to joyful tears
December 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
@know-your-enemies.bsky.social This week's outro literally brought me to joyful tears
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Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
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December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
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How Republicans commemorated Thanksgiving in 1869--with a multi-racial/multi-ethnic gathering of people at a table with a centerpiece celebrating universal suffrage and self-government, and with an engraving of Castle Garden, the pre-Ellis Island point of disembarkation for immigrants.
November 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
How Republicans commemorated Thanksgiving in 1869--with a multi-racial/multi-ethnic gathering of people at a table with a centerpiece celebrating universal suffrage and self-government, and with an engraving of Castle Garden, the pre-Ellis Island point of disembarkation for immigrants.
It was absolutely pouring rain tonight as I picked up my car at the mechanics. Strapped the terriers in the back seat and, between closing the back door and opening the front, I heard the door lock blip. Yes, I'd left my solitary key on the back seat and, yes, my dog sat on the blipper.
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
It was absolutely pouring rain tonight as I picked up my car at the mechanics. Strapped the terriers in the back seat and, between closing the back door and opening the front, I heard the door lock blip. Yes, I'd left my solitary key on the back seat and, yes, my dog sat on the blipper.
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Every American should have this in their wallet:
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Every American should have this in their wallet:
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After much deliberation and a grueling interview process, I’m pleased to announce that I’ve accepted a new job and will not need any financial support from my parents to cover the high costs of childcare going forward. #AmericanDream #ThisIsYourCity
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
After much deliberation and a grueling interview process, I’m pleased to announce that I’ve accepted a new job and will not need any financial support from my parents to cover the high costs of childcare going forward. #AmericanDream #ThisIsYourCity
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The president is a person who would be unable to survive in this country if he had to live independently for a day. He wouldn't know what to do at a grocery store. Never mind applying for a job. What good is he to us
May 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The president is a person who would be unable to survive in this country if he had to live independently for a day. He wouldn't know what to do at a grocery store. Never mind applying for a job. What good is he to us
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I eyeballed it. Okay, turns out it's nearly *half* of Senators got fewer votes than Mamdani.
November 5, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I eyeballed it. Okay, turns out it's nearly *half* of Senators got fewer votes than Mamdani.
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the entire twitter and group chat poisoned elite of American society who decided Trump winning an election by 1.5% heralded a thousand year reich may have miscalculated a bit
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
the entire twitter and group chat poisoned elite of American society who decided Trump winning an election by 1.5% heralded a thousand year reich may have miscalculated a bit
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We shouldn’t laugh he’s clearly suffering from BLTSD
November 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
We shouldn’t laugh he’s clearly suffering from BLTSD
November 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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If only there was an American Festival of the Unexceptional...
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Hagerty Festival of the Unexceptional | Hagerty UK
A classic car show like no other – celebrate the ordinary! Join us at Hagerty’s Festival of the Unexceptional on the 26th July 2025 at Grimsthorpe Castle.
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October 17, 2025 at 12:18 AM
If only there was an American Festival of the Unexceptional...
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In other words, a Ponzi scheme
"Like the mythical ouroboros, the snake that eats itself, the AI economy turns equity investments from Nvidia and other companies into purchases of their own products, effectively self-funding their own record revenues."
October 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
In other words, a Ponzi scheme
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You can’t hate fascists and use AI slop generators. They’re the same thing: total destruction of truth at scale.
October 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
You can’t hate fascists and use AI slop generators. They’re the same thing: total destruction of truth at scale.
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every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
October 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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Every single AI data center is a toxic investment, with most of its value tied up in GPUs that will be multiple generations behind by the time these things turn on - and then die in 3-5 years.
All to build for AI demand that doesn't exist.
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All to build for AI demand that doesn't exist.
edzitronswheresyouredatghostio.outpost.pub/public/promo...
October 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Every single AI data center is a toxic investment, with most of its value tied up in GPUs that will be multiple generations behind by the time these things turn on - and then die in 3-5 years.
All to build for AI demand that doesn't exist.
edzitronswheresyouredatghostio.outpost.pub/public/promo...
All to build for AI demand that doesn't exist.
edzitronswheresyouredatghostio.outpost.pub/public/promo...
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If grocery prices had gone down or voters started saying they trusted Harris on grocery prices, the result would not be Harris walking away with the election but the media choosing in a different bad-for-Harris economic issue as the number one issue of the campaign.
November 24, 2024 at 3:22 PM
If grocery prices had gone down or voters started saying they trusted Harris on grocery prices, the result would not be Harris walking away with the election but the media choosing in a different bad-for-Harris economic issue as the number one issue of the campaign.