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PadRock
@padrock.bsky.social
· Aug 20
::as batons smash into my skull from all sides::
Ruh-roh!
Ruh-roh!
I do wish we'd pull more from the end of this sketch where he starts demanding everyone spank his balls and butt
Never has there been a better use case for the hot dog guy meme
November 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I do wish we'd pull more from the end of this sketch where he starts demanding everyone spank his balls and butt
(Sticking my head into the conference room) this is Pimp C bitch! So what the fuck is up? youtu.be/aulDS37WXuQ?...
Murder
YouTube video by UGK - Topic
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
(Sticking my head into the conference room) this is Pimp C bitch! So what the fuck is up? youtu.be/aulDS37WXuQ?...
Busta Rhymes’ greatest track imo
The coffee's not working, it's time for the big guns
Do It Now
YouTube video by Mos Def - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Busta Rhymes’ greatest track imo
Another reason why I hate all the stupid “comedy is dead” discourse from Joe Rogan land is it’s always sunny in Philadelphia has been on the air for years. You can be fucked up and offensive as long as you are also, you know, funny
Or, he’s doing the Just To Be Clear part of this youtube.com/watch?v=vPkZ...
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Another reason why I hate all the stupid “comedy is dead” discourse from Joe Rogan land is it’s always sunny in Philadelphia has been on the air for years. You can be fucked up and offensive as long as you are also, you know, funny
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Every now and then, it's important to be reminded that no one has ever described a celebrity more succinctly than Jim Brockmire:
November 13, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Every now and then, it's important to be reminded that no one has ever described a celebrity more succinctly than Jim Brockmire:
Fun fact I looked up from reading this to see i was in front of Comet Ping Pong
All the Epstein emails are powerful elites saying shit like “Hello my friend the pedophile, i need your advice as a pedophile, what do you think about this other pedophile? Pedophilic Regards, your Friend ;)” and instead of swinging from a gibbet most of them are still writing op-eds against leftism
November 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Fun fact I looked up from reading this to see i was in front of Comet Ping Pong
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For The Reveal today, I wrote about our running men, the art and folly of adaptation, and the future/present these films represent: thereveal.film/the-running-...
The Running Men
Two versions of the same Stephen King novel reflect their eras while speaking to future-present.
thereveal.film
November 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
For The Reveal today, I wrote about our running men, the art and folly of adaptation, and the future/present these films represent: thereveal.film/the-running-...
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Great piece by Zadie Smith. When the right talks about classics or "Western" culture, these works are only important to the extent that it demonstrates their superiority, they have no interest in art in and of itself beyond that www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Great piece by Zadie Smith. When the right talks about classics or "Western" culture, these works are only important to the extent that it demonstrates their superiority, they have no interest in art in and of itself beyond that www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Oh man I missed that @iwriteok.bsky.social did an episode on the anthrax investigations, which means this will be my behind the bastards episode that features someone I know personally
November 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Oh man I missed that @iwriteok.bsky.social did an episode on the anthrax investigations, which means this will be my behind the bastards episode that features someone I know personally
Like yeah the script and characters are bad but you can tell this is from a director who worked on Hannibal
I hate to be the guy who’s like “that movie you all hated was actually good“ but I just watched in the tall grass and that is one of the coolest looking horror movies I’ve seen in a long time
November 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Like yeah the script and characters are bad but you can tell this is from a director who worked on Hannibal
I hate to be the guy who’s like “that movie you all hated was actually good“ but I just watched in the tall grass and that is one of the coolest looking horror movies I’ve seen in a long time
November 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I hate to be the guy who’s like “that movie you all hated was actually good“ but I just watched in the tall grass and that is one of the coolest looking horror movies I’ve seen in a long time
Don Trump? The president?
November 12, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Don Trump? The president?
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1. Watch The Lowdown, one of the best shows I've seen in quite some time.
2. Read Kathryn on The Lowdown, one of the best TV columns I've read in quite some time.
3. Profit.
2. Read Kathryn on The Lowdown, one of the best TV columns I've read in quite some time.
3. Profit.
wrote an essay about the lowdown, and how it can be hard to think about drama at a time when there never seem to be consequences for bad guys, and how the lowdown offers us a way out
www.vulture.com/article/the-...
www.vulture.com/article/the-...
Drama in a Time of No Consequences
The Lowdown finds hope in a world where most crimes go unpunished.
www.vulture.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
1. Watch The Lowdown, one of the best shows I've seen in quite some time.
2. Read Kathryn on The Lowdown, one of the best TV columns I've read in quite some time.
3. Profit.
2. Read Kathryn on The Lowdown, one of the best TV columns I've read in quite some time.
3. Profit.
My number one problem with John Wick is that they do a phenomenal job casting character actors who inhale scenery until they get to the top dude, who’s played by some guy being boring. Should’ve been Tony Dalton or shohreh aghdashloo
Anyways my point is that the first John Wick movie kicks fucking ass but the subsequent John Wick sequels are over-long and oftentimes boring but no one wants to say that because we all like Keanu and want him to be happy
November 12, 2025 at 1:54 PM
My number one problem with John Wick is that they do a phenomenal job casting character actors who inhale scenery until they get to the top dude, who’s played by some guy being boring. Should’ve been Tony Dalton or shohreh aghdashloo
FURIOUS I can’t find it anymore but the one that always makes me laugh is the guy who wore a jacket with a letter Y on it and someone said “yeah, Y for wanker”
I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
November 12, 2025 at 1:08 PM
FURIOUS I can’t find it anymore but the one that always makes me laugh is the guy who wore a jacket with a letter Y on it and someone said “yeah, Y for wanker”
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I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
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@pgourevitch.bsky.social ‘s *We wish to inform you that tomorrow we will be killed with our families: Stories from Rwanda*
Guttingly gorgeous. Spawned a dissertation and an irreparably changed heart.
Guttingly gorgeous. Spawned a dissertation and an irreparably changed heart.
November 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
@pgourevitch.bsky.social ‘s *We wish to inform you that tomorrow we will be killed with our families: Stories from Rwanda*
Guttingly gorgeous. Spawned a dissertation and an irreparably changed heart.
Guttingly gorgeous. Spawned a dissertation and an irreparably changed heart.
The collected tales of Nikolai Gogol blew my mind open about how stories can be terrifying and funny and weird and insane and romantic and modern and historical all at the same time
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 AM
The collected tales of Nikolai Gogol blew my mind open about how stories can be terrifying and funny and weird and insane and romantic and modern and historical all at the same time
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Gotta be Police Academies 2, 4, 5, and 7
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Gotta be Police Academies 2, 4, 5, and 7
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I have a plan to save movie theaters and it’s gonna work:
Double-price for phone-friendly showings. You can have your phone out the entire time, make calls, talk, bring young active children without fear of being judged.
Half-price for silent showings. Phone use gets you banned for six months.
Double-price for phone-friendly showings. You can have your phone out the entire time, make calls, talk, bring young active children without fear of being judged.
Half-price for silent showings. Phone use gets you banned for six months.
November 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I have a plan to save movie theaters and it’s gonna work:
Double-price for phone-friendly showings. You can have your phone out the entire time, make calls, talk, bring young active children without fear of being judged.
Half-price for silent showings. Phone use gets you banned for six months.
Double-price for phone-friendly showings. You can have your phone out the entire time, make calls, talk, bring young active children without fear of being judged.
Half-price for silent showings. Phone use gets you banned for six months.
Inventing a new AI assistant that just does this
November 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Inventing a new AI assistant that just does this
<master shake voice> in any…52 states, it’s like psycho KILLER….norman bates
<in the voice of Brak from Space Ghost Coast to Coast> When I was little, my father was the greatest samurai in the empire
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
<master shake voice> in any…52 states, it’s like psycho KILLER….norman bates
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wrote about Scott Galloway's book on manliness, and how his main recommendation to fix the crisis of masculinity is...for men to be more like Scott Galloway.
which is not a great rec given what he has to say about Scott Galloway. www.everythingishorrible.net/p/manly-scot...
which is not a great rec given what he has to say about Scott Galloway. www.everythingishorrible.net/p/manly-scot...
Manly Scott Galloway Explains How to Be a Man
The key is to be more like Scott Galloway, apparently
www.everythingishorrible.net
November 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
wrote about Scott Galloway's book on manliness, and how his main recommendation to fix the crisis of masculinity is...for men to be more like Scott Galloway.
which is not a great rec given what he has to say about Scott Galloway. www.everythingishorrible.net/p/manly-scot...
which is not a great rec given what he has to say about Scott Galloway. www.everythingishorrible.net/p/manly-scot...
The Lord of the rings always stuck out to me as a tale of how big mighty cities can be corrupted in an instant without the thoughtful presence of more sensitive creatures like wizards and hobbits, but I guess that’s why I’m not a billionaire dumbass
The far right is obsessed with Lord of the Rings and Musk keeps posting about "hobbits" because modern scientific racism owes more to fantasy worlds and gaming systems than genetic science, and they see both as effective mediums for right-wing propaganda www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
Why Elon Musk Needs Dungeons and Dragons to Be Racist
The fantastical roots of “scientific racism”
www.theatlantic.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The Lord of the rings always stuck out to me as a tale of how big mighty cities can be corrupted in an instant without the thoughtful presence of more sensitive creatures like wizards and hobbits, but I guess that’s why I’m not a billionaire dumbass