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PadRock
@padrock.bsky.social
· Aug 20
::as batons smash into my skull from all sides::
Ruh-roh!
Ruh-roh!
In Tokyo my star student had an English competition and fumbled the delivery and cried through dinner
My Thanksgiving abroad story is that the only time I’ve ever puked blood was when we though the guy who deep fried ducks could handle a turkey that someone got from a Wal-Mart in Nanchang
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 AM
In Tokyo my star student had an English competition and fumbled the delivery and cried through dinner
On the one hand it’d be cool if Scorpion killed you with his rope dagger thing. But it would also be impersonal. Like if Mr T signed your autograph “I pity the fool!” you just do that for everyone.
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
On the one hand it’d be cool if Scorpion killed you with his rope dagger thing. But it would also be impersonal. Like if Mr T signed your autograph “I pity the fool!” you just do that for everyone.
Honoring my Irish ancestors by pissing off some random British guy
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Honoring my Irish ancestors by pissing off some random British guy
Between Comedy Central and nickelodeon I grew up pronouncing it a-boot
I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Between Comedy Central and nickelodeon I grew up pronouncing it a-boot
Everyone should be more like me and say America in a huge goofy Italian accent the way it’s intended
"USians" is some chat room shit
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Everyone should be more like me and say America in a huge goofy Italian accent the way it’s intended
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semi-regular reminder to gaze upon Bob Peck's thighs in JURASSIC PARK
Look
LOOK AT THEM
Look
LOOK AT THEM
February 6, 2024 at 8:34 PM
semi-regular reminder to gaze upon Bob Peck's thighs in JURASSIC PARK
Look
LOOK AT THEM
Look
LOOK AT THEM
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literally in service of a stunt. for nothing
NEW: The governor of West Virginia says that two members of the state National Guard shot today in DC have died.
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
literally in service of a stunt. for nothing
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Whether this was random street crime or targeted political violence, I think it was bad for the president to unnecessarily put the National Guard in harm’s way like this. They simply don’t need to be there.
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Whether this was random street crime or targeted political violence, I think it was bad for the president to unnecessarily put the National Guard in harm’s way like this. They simply don’t need to be there.
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some suggestion that National Guard was involved, not seeing confirmation yet though
Finally starting to see on mainstream news sources
www.bbc.com/news/live/cm...
www.bbc.com/news/live/cm...
Follow live: Three people shot in downtown Washington DC
Multiple emergency vehicles are responding to the shooting a few blocks away from the White House.
www.bbc.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
some suggestion that National Guard was involved, not seeing confirmation yet though
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1. Sweet leaf
2. Liquid Swords
3. Battery
4. NY State of Mind
5. Excursions
2. Liquid Swords
3. Battery
4. NY State of Mind
5. Excursions
November 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
1. Sweet leaf
2. Liquid Swords
3. Battery
4. NY State of Mind
5. Excursions
2. Liquid Swords
3. Battery
4. NY State of Mind
5. Excursions
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Pink Flamingos (1972)
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Pink Flamingos (1972)
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CRIMINALMENTE
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 PM
CRIMINALMENTE
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Q watching anyone do anything
November 14, 2024 at 1:02 PM
Q watching anyone do anything
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twitter this last week
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
twitter this last week
Hear me out this would be a masterpiece
AKIVA SHAFER DIRECTS METHOD MAN AND REDMAN
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Hear me out this would be a masterpiece
Every year a new director and pair of stars make a Nice Guys sequel
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Every year a new director and pair of stars make a Nice Guys sequel
(16th Century German monk in Wittenberg muttering under his breath) that thesis should've been way higher
November 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
(16th Century German monk in Wittenberg muttering under his breath) that thesis should've been way higher
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Awards season is already exhausting! I hope we get a break from it.
*finger of monkey's paw curls menacingly*
All kidding aside, I would be remiss not to remind y'all that Brett Ratner's upcoming Amazon documentary about Melania Trump releases in January.
*finger of monkey's paw curls menacingly*
All kidding aside, I would be remiss not to remind y'all that Brett Ratner's upcoming Amazon documentary about Melania Trump releases in January.
I teased this last night in What I’m Hearing but now confirmed: Paramount WILL release Rush Hour 4 after prodding from Trump on behalf of Brett Ratner. Distribution deal. Producer Tarak Ben Ammar is lining up financing. Get ready for the dumbest possible state-controlled media.
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Awards season is already exhausting! I hope we get a break from it.
*finger of monkey's paw curls menacingly*
All kidding aside, I would be remiss not to remind y'all that Brett Ratner's upcoming Amazon documentary about Melania Trump releases in January.
*finger of monkey's paw curls menacingly*
All kidding aside, I would be remiss not to remind y'all that Brett Ratner's upcoming Amazon documentary about Melania Trump releases in January.
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Oh I’m gonna be just fine
November 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Oh I’m gonna be just fine
(takes a deep sip of perfectly brewed Ethiopian Yrgachiffe coffee) forgive me Lord…
Oh I’m even more Catholic than that, I make a great Chemex coffee and then feel bad about overindulging myself. It takes a true papist to be this miserable enjoying oneself
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
(takes a deep sip of perfectly brewed Ethiopian Yrgachiffe coffee) forgive me Lord…
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love
I have no idea if this holds up I just know my friends and I rented this so many times I knew exactly where it was on the blockbuster shelf (between Ski School and Slacker). I wanna say there’s puppets at one point? And Paul Feig is here? Five stars.
I have no idea if this holds up I just know my friends and I rented this so many times I knew exactly where it was on the blockbuster shelf (between Ski School and Slacker). I wanna say there’s puppets at one point? And Paul Feig is here? Five stars.
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love
I have no idea if this holds up I just know my friends and I rented this so many times I knew exactly where it was on the blockbuster shelf (between Ski School and Slacker). I wanna say there’s puppets at one point? And Paul Feig is here? Five stars.
I have no idea if this holds up I just know my friends and I rented this so many times I knew exactly where it was on the blockbuster shelf (between Ski School and Slacker). I wanna say there’s puppets at one point? And Paul Feig is here? Five stars.
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You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before