Ominous Whoosh
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Armando Iannucci eat your heart out.
December 2, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Armando Iannucci eat your heart out.
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People say Cancel Culture is real and then you see Lydia Tár being invited to meet the Pope. 🙄
November 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
People say Cancel Culture is real and then you see Lydia Tár being invited to meet the Pope. 🙄
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Scanning the crowd at that Pope Leo film thing at the Vatican. Spike Lee and Cate Blanchett sure, but front row seat for Dario Argento 💥...
November 15, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Scanning the crowd at that Pope Leo film thing at the Vatican. Spike Lee and Cate Blanchett sure, but front row seat for Dario Argento 💥...
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
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our beloved king's deteriorating body and disturbing mental lapses are simply an indicator of how often he now leaves the physical plane to commune with god. it's a sign of great strength
May 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
our beloved king's deteriorating body and disturbing mental lapses are simply an indicator of how often he now leaves the physical plane to commune with god. it's a sign of great strength
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Microsoft hates computers AND everyone who uses them, whereas Apple only hates computers, and Linux only hates the people who use them. In this essay I will
October 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Microsoft hates computers AND everyone who uses them, whereas Apple only hates computers, and Linux only hates the people who use them. In this essay I will
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The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.
November 7, 2025 at 7:39 AM
The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.
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/Watching a gleaming, high-contrast, seven-fingered Orson Welles absolutely nail every line of the Paul Masson champagne commercial as written while people phase in and out of each others' bodies behind him "Thanks, I love it."
Youtube has announced that all low-res videos (i.e. older ones) are to be automatically AI upscaled to HD.
Creators can opt-out on a per video basis (but the channel may be long abandoned).
When researching props or behind the scenes, old videos are useful, but not if upscaling produces artefacts.
Creators can opt-out on a per video basis (but the channel may be long abandoned).
When researching props or behind the scenes, old videos are useful, but not if upscaling produces artefacts.
October 30, 2025 at 4:30 AM
/Watching a gleaming, high-contrast, seven-fingered Orson Welles absolutely nail every line of the Paul Masson champagne commercial as written while people phase in and out of each others' bodies behind him "Thanks, I love it."
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referring to my vasectomy as “baby proofing the house”
September 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
referring to my vasectomy as “baby proofing the house”
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around two years ago i made the point that genAI technologies were a fascist project designed to undermine facts, truth and history and so here is some slop machine humiliating a hero of the american civil rights movement
ai is a fascist tool. www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
October 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
around two years ago i made the point that genAI technologies were a fascist project designed to undermine facts, truth and history and so here is some slop machine humiliating a hero of the american civil rights movement
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This only happens to you once
September 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
This only happens to you once
I mean everybody is talking about One Battle after Another, and I'm sure it's great... But that Avatar trailer tho... 🔥 🔥 🔥
September 26, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I mean everybody is talking about One Battle after Another, and I'm sure it's great... But that Avatar trailer tho... 🔥 🔥 🔥
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Announcing a 20% tariff on your mom
March 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Announcing a 20% tariff on your mom
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RoboCop: *about to arrest me*
Me: before you arrest me, which of these 9 pictures have cars in them
RoboCop: i’m going to let you off with a warning
Me: before you arrest me, which of these 9 pictures have cars in them
RoboCop: i’m going to let you off with a warning
August 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
RoboCop: *about to arrest me*
Me: before you arrest me, which of these 9 pictures have cars in them
RoboCop: i’m going to let you off with a warning
Me: before you arrest me, which of these 9 pictures have cars in them
RoboCop: i’m going to let you off with a warning
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Twin Peaks: Doctor Jacoby and Bobby Briggs.
August 16, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Twin Peaks: Doctor Jacoby and Bobby Briggs.
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it's so cool that all of these pathetic governments that have just sat back and enabled Israel for the last two years are now like "um. Pawestine is a country. maybe. if youw ok with that mistew netanyahu"
August 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
it's so cool that all of these pathetic governments that have just sat back and enabled Israel for the last two years are now like "um. Pawestine is a country. maybe. if youw ok with that mistew netanyahu"
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Me: 2025 has been so good for horror
You: Yeah! What have been your favorite movies so far
Me: What's a movie
You: Yeah! What have been your favorite movies so far
Me: What's a movie
August 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Me: 2025 has been so good for horror
You: Yeah! What have been your favorite movies so far
Me: What's a movie
You: Yeah! What have been your favorite movies so far
Me: What's a movie
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Sleeping Man Flanked By Laptop, Phone, Earbuds Like Egyptian Pharaoh Buried With All His Treasures
August 7, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Sleeping Man Flanked By Laptop, Phone, Earbuds Like Egyptian Pharaoh Buried With All His Treasures
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to nsfw creators of all kinds, thank you for everything you do. it's fucked beyond belief that you're being forced to defend your own existence nonstop when you are and have always been at the forefront of protecting online freedoms for the internet as a whole
July 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
to nsfw creators of all kinds, thank you for everything you do. it's fucked beyond belief that you're being forced to defend your own existence nonstop when you are and have always been at the forefront of protecting online freedoms for the internet as a whole