Dorothy Parker Fucks
@dorothyparkerfucks.bsky.social
Satire fights fascism.
Here, there and everywhere.
Brown. Upset. (she/her)
Living for the after times when I can bodily drag Karoline Leavitt to the Reflecting Pool and shave her head.
Here, there and everywhere.
Brown. Upset. (she/her)
Living for the after times when I can bodily drag Karoline Leavitt to the Reflecting Pool and shave her head.
the technofascists are deliberately sowing chaos so that you will buy their nonsensical, dangerous trash
Facebook plans to put facial recognition in its glasses and they think we’re too stupid to fight back.
Their internal memo: “We will launch during a dynamic political environment where many civil society groups that we would expect to attack us would have their resources focused on other concerns.”
Their internal memo: “We will launch during a dynamic political environment where many civil society groups that we would expect to attack us would have their resources focused on other concerns.”
Meta Plans to Add Facial Recognition Technology to Its Smart Glasses
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 1:53 PM
the technofascists are deliberately sowing chaos so that you will buy their nonsensical, dangerous trash
every tech bro: but what if we could also give you an over under on the torment nexus
February 13, 2026 at 1:50 PM
every tech bro: but what if we could also give you an over under on the torment nexus
why is @mayor.nyc.gov the same color as a white man
A base that has long made pragmatic, sober decisions appears increasingly attracted to charismatic outsiders who promise to break from the party’s failures of the last decade. They see their party’s leaders as feckless and inept.
It’s the Democratic Tea Party, with a twist. trib.al/mC5cBDA
It’s the Democratic Tea Party, with a twist. trib.al/mC5cBDA
February 13, 2026 at 6:53 AM
why is @mayor.nyc.gov the same color as a white man
cc @theguardian.com good news they were girlbossing child rape after all
BREAKING:
Goldman Sachs's top lawyer, Kathryn Ruemmler, has just resigned in the wake of the Justice Department's release of emails and other material that revealed her extensive relationship with Jeffrey Epstein.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/12/b...
Goldman Sachs's top lawyer, Kathryn Ruemmler, has just resigned in the wake of the Justice Department's release of emails and other material that revealed her extensive relationship with Jeffrey Epstein.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/12/b...
Goldman’s Top Lawyer Departs Amid Revelations About Her Ties to Epstein
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 2:48 AM
cc @theguardian.com good news they were girlbossing child rape after all
south park already did this episode
The Tel Aviv indictment is the first publicly known instance of people being accused of leveraging military secrets to place bets on the popular prediction market. n.pr/4kvG3yW
Israel accuses two of using military secrets to place Polymarket bets
The Tel Aviv indictment is the first publicly known instance of people being accused of leveraging military secrets to place bets on the popular prediction market.
n.pr
February 13, 2026 at 2:07 AM
south park already did this episode
ai, the 21st century’s mechanical turk
Oh look, the exact thing that anyone with an IQ higher than room temperature knew was happening was happening:
www.forbes.com/sites/ronsch...
www.forbes.com/sites/ronsch...
Moltbook Looked Like An Emerging AI Society, But Humans Were Pulling The Strings
Moltbook is a platform described as a social network built exclusively for AI agents, but now it seems that humans were pulling the strings.
www.forbes.com
February 12, 2026 at 10:28 AM
ai, the 21st century’s mechanical turk
@bencollins.bsky.social please retire there is no more satire to be had
gonintendo.com/contents/575...
gonintendo.com/contents/575...
Pokémon GO team removes PokéStop that appeared on Epstein Island
gonintendo.com
February 12, 2026 at 5:36 AM
@bencollins.bsky.social please retire there is no more satire to be had
gonintendo.com/contents/575...
gonintendo.com/contents/575...
british man thinks colonialism is bad, news at 11
'The UK has been colonised by immigrants', says INEOS boss and Man Utd co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe
'The UK has been colonised by immigrants', says INEOS boss and Man Utd co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe
Britain has been "colonised" by immigrants, who are draining resources from the state, Sir Jim Ratcliffe, one of the country's richest and most influential men, has told Sky News.
news.sky.com
February 11, 2026 at 5:37 PM
british man thinks colonialism is bad, news at 11
america continuing to have a normal one
We have received numerous credible reports of torture, killing, and inhumane treatment of detained individuals at the Camp East Montana migrant detention facility, located within Fort Bliss. #txlege
February 11, 2026 at 5:29 PM
america continuing to have a normal one
why?
I understand why people are exhausted by AI hype, and why those of us squarely in the corner of "human dignity uber alles" see AI doomerism as self-serving hype, but I *really* think people on the left broadly need to start thinking seriously about the possibiltiy of the hype being...true.
February 11, 2026 at 5:06 PM
why?
anerica continuing to have a normal one
EXCLUSIVE: A whistleblower tells @thebarbedwire.com he spent years burying radioactive fracking waste, which melted the bones in his neck and jaw. Then a residential community — and an elementary school — was built on top. 🧵
thebarbedwire.com/2026/02/11/a...
thebarbedwire.com/2026/02/11/a...
Whistleblower Says Radioactive Fracking Waste Site Melted His Jaw. Now There’s an Elementary School There.
Then an elementary school was built on top of it.
thebarbedwire.com
February 11, 2026 at 5:00 PM
anerica continuing to have a normal one
wake up babe new modest proposal just dropped
February 11, 2026 at 10:45 AM
wake up babe new modest proposal just dropped
honor killings, an american pastime
A MAGA freak in Texas murdered his own daughter in cold blood after they had an argument about Trump.
A grand jury in the Dallas area then *declined to indict him*, and he has not yet faced charges.
Seems like many Texans believe a man has the right to kill his own child for disobedience.
A grand jury in the Dallas area then *declined to indict him*, and he has not yet faced charges.
Seems like many Texans believe a man has the right to kill his own child for disobedience.
British Woman shot by dad in Texas after 'arguing about Donald Trump'
Lucy Harrison, 23, was alone in a bedroom at her father's home in Texas when she was shot dead.
www.bbc.com
February 11, 2026 at 4:19 AM
honor killings, an american pastime
perhaps we should not vaporize palestinians, she says
“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?”
There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.
There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.
Israel used weapons in Gaza that made thousands of Palestinians evaporate
US-made thermal weapons burning at 3,500C caused 2,842 people to "evaporate" in Gaza, Al Jazeera investigation finds.
www.aljazeera.com
February 11, 2026 at 4:02 AM
perhaps we should not vaporize palestinians, she says
an ouroboros of waste and nonsense
HARVARD BUSINESS REVIEW: “.. In our in-progress research, we discovered that AI tools didn’t reduce work, they consistently intensified it.”
hbr.org/2026/02/ai-d...
hbr.org/2026/02/ai-d...
February 10, 2026 at 5:01 PM
an ouroboros of waste and nonsense
i argued in front of a pair of corporate executives that elon musk is a dangerous idiot and they thought i was living on a different planet
This would have been a good point for someone to have asked, is that really how things work? Or is vacuum in fact an excellent insulator? www.ft.com/content/a5cf...
February 10, 2026 at 4:39 PM
i argued in front of a pair of corporate executives that elon musk is a dangerous idiot and they thought i was living on a different planet
maha
D.C. health officials are warning of possible exposure to measles after three people with the illness made several stops in the region in recent weeks, including at the National March for Life rally and concert and Catholic University.
D.C. probing measles cases, says March for Life among potential exposure sites
D.C. Health says three people with measles visited the city, and Virginia reported a confirmed case in a child.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 10, 2026 at 3:03 PM
maha
good news everyone the plagiariasm chatbots are piercing people’s skulls now
When AI was added to a tool for sinus surgery: “Cerebrospinal fluid leaked from one patient’s nose. In another… a surgeon mistakenly punctured the base of a patient’s skull. In two other cases, patients suffered strokes after a major artery was accidentally injured”
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
As AI enters the operating room, reports arise of botched surgeries and misidentified body parts
Medical device makers have been rushing to add AI to their products. While proponents say the new technology will revolutionize medicine, regulators are receiving a rising number of claims of patient ...
www.reuters.com
February 10, 2026 at 12:50 PM
good news everyone the plagiariasm chatbots are piercing people’s skulls now
“exceedingly reasonable” @schumer.senate.gov
"A modern-day concentration camp ... People have been killed by the staff here." Irish citizen Seamus Culleton has been in ICE detention since September, despite having a valid work permit and his own business in the US.
February 10, 2026 at 12:37 PM
“exceedingly reasonable” @schumer.senate.gov
are you proud, america
Unredacted Epstein files implicate ‘six powerful men’ and reveal victim aged just 9 trib.al/EzsvCLH
Unredacted Epstein files implicate ‘six powerful men’ and reveal victim aged just 9
trib.al
February 10, 2026 at 11:10 AM
are you proud, america
guillotine emoji when
February 10, 2026 at 10:59 AM
guillotine emoji when
they just tweeted it out
February 10, 2026 at 10:58 AM
they just tweeted it out
secret police snatched a muslim immigrant student for writing an op-ed, lest we forget
An immigration court dropped its case against Turkish graduate student Rumeysa Ozturk, a little less than a year after federal agents arrested her on a street near Tufts University
Immigration Court Drops Case Against Tufts Student Rumeysa Ozturk
The Turkish national had been arrested by plainclothes federal officers outside her apartment.
on.wsj.com
February 10, 2026 at 7:26 AM
secret police snatched a muslim immigrant student for writing an op-ed, lest we forget
“culture warriors” is a name white grifters give to themselves to dress up their gutter racism and assorted bigotries
Chris Rufo doesn't have a career outside of being a "culture warrior." This is his movement. He made his bed. Now he gets to lie in it.
February 10, 2026 at 7:22 AM
“culture warriors” is a name white grifters give to themselves to dress up their gutter racism and assorted bigotries
we did to gaza and we will do it cuba too
The US cutting off oil to Cuba is truly one of the most depraved acts it is possible to imagine. Hospitals will close, food production will collapse, people will starve. It is urgent for US citizens, and every sane person, to oppose this barbarism with all their might.
February 10, 2026 at 6:55 AM
we did to gaza and we will do it cuba too