Dorothy Parker Fucks
@dorothyparkerfucks.bsky.social
Satire fights fascism.
Here, there and everywhere.
Brown. Upset. (she/her)
Living for the after times when I can bodily drag Karoline Leavitt to the Reflecting Pool and shave her head.
Here, there and everywhere.
Brown. Upset. (she/her)
Living for the after times when I can bodily drag Karoline Leavitt to the Reflecting Pool and shave her head.
lol lmao even
Keep him!
“Information continuing to emerge from eastern Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC) claims that the M23 armed group has detained Erik Prince, the American national known as the founder and former head of the private military company Blackwater.“
“Information continuing to emerge from eastern Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC) claims that the M23 armed group has detained Erik Prince, the American national known as the founder and former head of the private military company Blackwater.“
Reports Emerge Claiming M23 Detained Blackwater Founder Erik Prince in Eastern DRC
kigalidailynews.rw
February 9, 2026 at 4:58 PM
lol lmao even
wake up babe new elizabeth holmes just dropped
“She compares her work to the efforts of a parent raising a child. She’s training Claude to detect the difference between right and wrong while imbuing it with unique personality traits.”
This Philosopher Is Teaching AI to Have Morals
The tech company has entrusted the philosopher to endow its chatbot with a sense of right and wrong.
www.wsj.com
February 9, 2026 at 4:30 PM
wake up babe new elizabeth holmes just dropped
i would have thought the fatal flaw was profiting from his pedophile network, but leave it to a man to cast mandelson as “machiavellian”
The Mandelson I knew had a fatal flaw: he was a machiavellian who always cast himself as a victim | Andy McSmith
The Mandelson I knew had a fatal flaw: he was a machiavellian who always cast himself as a victim | Andy McSmith
The UK’s first ‘spin doctor’ was immensely valuable to those he served. But he always felt entitled to more, says political journalist Andy McSmith
www.theguardian.com
February 9, 2026 at 4:20 PM
i would have thought the fatal flaw was profiting from his pedophile network, but leave it to a man to cast mandelson as “machiavellian”
american baltagiyya, nothing less
ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.”
What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
February 7, 2026 at 6:14 PM
american baltagiyya, nothing less
“we” already are champ
We are deciding right now whether we want to be a country with ethnic cleansing and concentration camps.
The banality of evil is shocking. An ex-Big Lots warehouse for cheap consumer junk is bought by ICE to ship as many as 7,500 handcuffed human beings, as the Trump regime builds a U.S. gulag archipelago
The unthinkable comes to Pa. coal country. My special report www.inquirer.com/opinion/ice-...
The unthinkable comes to Pa. coal country. My special report www.inquirer.com/opinion/ice-...
February 7, 2026 at 5:34 PM
“we” already are champ
between this and “why no girlboss pedophiles” the guardian is not covering itself in glory
February 7, 2026 at 5:27 PM
between this and “why no girlboss pedophiles” the guardian is not covering itself in glory
america, 2026
Concentration camps: stories of as many as 50 people to a cell — men and women in some cases — with no windows and limited airflow, a single camera-monitored toilet, aluminum blankets, no showers and poor quality food.
ICE detainees from Maine being held under ‘inhumane’ conditions in Mass. facility, attorneys say
An Immigration and Customs Enforcement spokesperson said the allegations of overcrowding and lack of access to lawyers are false.
www.pressherald.com
February 7, 2026 at 5:21 PM
america, 2026
the moral measure of any society is how it treats its most vulnerable
"ICE Is Treating Trans Immigrants With A New Level Of Cruelty:
A HuffPost investigation found how the Trump administration systematically destroyed safeguards for detainees, subjecting them to abuse and neglect."
A HuffPost investigation found how the Trump administration systematically destroyed safeguards for detainees, subjecting them to abuse and neglect."
ICE Is Treating Trans Immigrants With A New Level Of Cruelty
A HuffPost investigation found how the Trump administration systematically destroyed safeguards for detainees, subjecting them to abuse and neglect.
www.huffpost.com
February 7, 2026 at 4:49 PM
the moral measure of any society is how it treats its most vulnerable
fascists, with their eugenicist agendas, want to kill the disabled. don’t let them.
Please speak up for Rodney. A year in an ICE camp is beyond comprehension.
Public pressure works.
If enough people speak up, a life may be saved.
Many of the deaths in ICE custody have been due to medical neglect… let’s make sure Rodney isn’t one of them.
Public pressure works.
If enough people speak up, a life may be saved.
Many of the deaths in ICE custody have been due to medical neglect… let’s make sure Rodney isn’t one of them.
Help Rodney Taylor, a Disabled Double Amputee Being Held by ICE
Rodney has been in the country more than 40 years. He's in solitary confinement in Georgia, being denied disability accommodations and having his medical needs ignored. He must be released.
www.disabledginger.com
February 4, 2026 at 8:33 AM
fascists, with their eugenicist agendas, want to kill the disabled. don’t let them.
Reposted by Dorothy Parker Fucks
Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ.
“One young girl who kept coming up to me, a little girl who was hugging my leg, asking us to help get her out of there.” - Rep. Joaquin Castro
NEW: @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social is calling for Dilley Immigration Center to be “shut down immediately.”
Dilley released Liam Ramos. But hundreds of children who remain in the facility are facing a measles outbreak. The highly contagious disease can be deadly.
thebarbedwire.com/2026/02/02/h...
Dilley released Liam Ramos. But hundreds of children who remain in the facility are facing a measles outbreak. The highly contagious disease can be deadly.
thebarbedwire.com/2026/02/02/h...
February 4, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ.
bye bitch
(AP) — Seif al-Islam Gadhafi, the son and one-time heir apparent of Libya's late dictator Moammar Gadhafi, was killed in the northern African country, Libyan officials said Tuesday. apnews.com/article/libya-seif...
Seif al-Islam Gadhafi, son of Libya’s late dictator, killed in north Africa country, officials say
Seif al-Islam Gadhafi, the son and one-time heir apparent of Libya’s late dictator Moammar Gadhafi, was killed in the northern African country, Libyan officials.
apnews.com
February 4, 2026 at 12:25 AM
bye bitch
the goal was raping children thank you for coming to my ted talk
The Epstein files revive questions of whether the disgraced financier sought to merely cultivate famous scientists, or to shape science itself
Why did Jeffrey Epstein cultivate famous scientists?
The Epstein files revive questions of whether the disgraced financier sought to merely cultivate famous scientists, or to shape science itself
www.scientificamerican.com
February 3, 2026 at 4:52 PM
the goal was raping children thank you for coming to my ted talk
everyone would benefit from more reading
February 2, 2026 at 12:54 PM
everyone would benefit from more reading
i have good news for reform
Mandelson resigns Labour party membership www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Lord Mandelson resigns from Labour Party over Epstein links
Lord Mandelson resigns from Labour Party over Epstein links
www.bbc.co.uk
February 2, 2026 at 12:36 PM
i have good news for reform
had the blessing of buying and reading chantal’s work
Hey y'all did you know I'm a Black writer? I'm sure I never mentioned it before. Here's where you can get your Black History Month on by supporting by books. Here's my debut novel from my neighborhood bookstore!
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None But the Righteous: A Novel
A Novel
bookshop.org
February 2, 2026 at 12:44 AM
had the blessing of buying and reading chantal’s work
matt “i fuck children and write about it to be edgy” taibbi thinks an oligarchic cabal raping children is boring
The Twitter Files were the most scandalous and important documents ever but the ones about prominent politicians and members of the elite being pedophiles? Yawn
February 2, 2026 at 12:14 AM
matt “i fuck children and write about it to be edgy” taibbi thinks an oligarchic cabal raping children is boring
liam’s middle name is conejo - spanish for bunny
When I saw pictures of Liam Ramos with his Spidey backpack and bunny hat, I felt an overwhelming responsibility as someone who works in superhero comics. Please do check out the art in #Comics4Liam and visit comics4liam.com to support Liam and groups helping other immigrants like him. ❤️💪🐇
February 2, 2026 at 12:09 AM
liam’s middle name is conejo - spanish for bunny
frankly it was all over for america when they decided shooting children in schools was an acceptable price for you to pay so that some white nationalist could keep his arsenal
It’s sick that children now need to know this in the United States.
If you get pepper-sprayed, avoid rubbing your eyes. Instead, irrigate them with lots of water, says Dr. Trisha Pasricha, our Ask a Doctor columnist.
February 1, 2026 at 8:18 AM
frankly it was all over for america when they decided shooting children in schools was an acceptable price for you to pay so that some white nationalist could keep his arsenal
i do not want stephen miller's shit nazi buffoonery in my line of sight and do not understand the urge to screenshot every brain poop this low rent goebbels squeezes out
February 1, 2026 at 7:48 AM
i do not want stephen miller's shit nazi buffoonery in my line of sight and do not understand the urge to screenshot every brain poop this low rent goebbels squeezes out
i wont give them the traffic of a link share but know the “march for billionaires” is the hardest copium ever coped and our pedophile elites think this is convincing
February 1, 2026 at 7:11 AM
i wont give them the traffic of a link share but know the “march for billionaires” is the hardest copium ever coped and our pedophile elites think this is convincing
yes with the caveat that this is not centrism but far right extremism
8. Weiss's project is creating an Operation Paperclip for Epstein's cronies. Taking a group of discredited men and rehabilitating them as necessary pillars of system. Dershowitz and Peter Attia are the Wernher von Brauns of reactionary centrism.
January 31, 2026 at 11:52 PM
yes with the caveat that this is not centrism but far right extremism
give photo editor a raise
A New York federal judge dismissed murder and weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealthcare CEO killer Luigi Mangione, a major blow to prosecutors that means Mangione no longer faces a possible death penalty if convicted reut.rs/45Fin56
January 31, 2026 at 8:50 AM
give photo editor a raise
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"I hate my home country, please bomb it" is the lowest form of diaspora politics imaginable.
January 29, 2026 at 10:15 PM
"I hate my home country, please bomb it" is the lowest form of diaspora politics imaginable.
gaza’s health authorities have been telling the ghastly truth for two years and no one listened
After two years of BS propaganda
The IDF: about 70,000 Palestinians were killed in Gaza
The IDF: about 70,000 Palestinians were killed in Gaza
January 29, 2026 at 12:42 PM
gaza’s health authorities have been telling the ghastly truth for two years and no one listened