Dorothy Parker Fucks
@dorothyparkerfucks.bsky.social
Satire fights fascism.
Brown. Upset. (she/her)
Living for the after times when I can bodily drag Karoline Leavitt to the Reflecting Pool and shave her head.
Brown. Upset. (she/her)
Living for the after times when I can bodily drag Karoline Leavitt to the Reflecting Pool and shave her head.
November 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
living to drink eve fartlow’s tears
November 5, 2025 at 12:33 PM
living to drink eve fartlow’s tears
bill ackman scrreaming vomiting
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
bill ackman scrreaming vomiting
bloody migrants coming over here saving lives
November 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
bloody migrants coming over here saving lives
there is a direct line from dick cheney’s grotesque power grabs and warmongering to donald trump tearing down the facade of american democracy, so remember kids, never let war criminals run your country
Former Vice President Dick Cheney has died, his family said in a statement. He was 84 abcnews.go.com/Politics/for...
November 4, 2025 at 1:24 PM
there is a direct line from dick cheney’s grotesque power grabs and warmongering to donald trump tearing down the facade of american democracy, so remember kids, never let war criminals run your country
“In this country, American means white. Everyone else has to hyphenate.” - Toni Morrison
one last observation: donald trump has never won a majority of the vote and yet the political press treats him like the embodied spirit of the american people. will be interesting to see how they discount mamdani as representing new york if he wins less than a majority.
November 4, 2025 at 1:18 PM
“In this country, American means white. Everyone else has to hyphenate.” - Toni Morrison
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Please consider these generally unknown details.
November 1, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Please consider these generally unknown details.
“there is a way, when the rich become too rich” - pearl buck, “the good earth”
October 31, 2025 at 11:04 PM
“there is a way, when the rich become too rich” - pearl buck, “the good earth”
shame that reality has a leftist bias
When I worked in WaPo Opinions in 2017-2018, senior editors specifically told junior editors not to factcheck Marc Thiessen and other MAGA columnists, otherwise they wouldn’t be able to publish anything by them at all, and “we need them for intellectual diversity.”
It’s very telling that opening your publication to MAGA “thought” requires a massive downgrade in quality control.
October 31, 2025 at 1:40 AM
shame that reality has a leftist bias
no one:
the economist: what is constitutional law i am a smol british bean befuddled by monarchy
the economist: what is constitutional law i am a smol british bean befuddled by monarchy
There is a legal case for a third term—but it is strewn with obstacles
Trump 2028
There is a legal case for a third term—but it is strewn with obstacles
econ.st
October 31, 2025 at 1:33 AM
no one:
the economist: what is constitutional law i am a smol british bean befuddled by monarchy
the economist: what is constitutional law i am a smol british bean befuddled by monarchy
oh no my face
Pakistan has accused Afghanistan of harbouring the Pakistan Taliban, a charge Kabul denies.
Pakistan and Afghanistan agree to maintain truce for another week: Turkiye
Pakistan has accused Afghanistan of harbouring the Pakistan Taliban, a charge Kabul denies.
bit.ly
October 31, 2025 at 12:09 AM
oh no my face
perhaps the most pernicious lie of capitalism is no one *deserves* food, shelter or healthcare and if you can’t afford it something is wrong with *you*
Reading about Utah's plan to forcibly detain homeless people in facilities it swears are not prisons but rather "accountability centers"
October 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
perhaps the most pernicious lie of capitalism is no one *deserves* food, shelter or healthcare and if you can’t afford it something is wrong with *you*
everyone at the economist needs to believe white men like trump are smart and deserve their power
Look, like, there’s just no excuse for starting a post this way.
October 27, 2025 at 12:49 PM
everyone at the economist needs to believe white men like trump are smart and deserve their power
reminder: this is the owner of twitter
October 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
reminder: this is the owner of twitter
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The grotesque anti-Muslim attacks on Mamdani have their own particular stench of our degraded moment but they are also a sharp reminder that this has been a constitutive part of the American character as far back as any of us can see
October 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
The grotesque anti-Muslim attacks on Mamdani have their own particular stench of our degraded moment but they are also a sharp reminder that this has been a constitutive part of the American character as far back as any of us can see
generative ai is a fascist project. stay safe out there.
The AI industry wants us to believe AI superintelligence is the real threat from generative AI.
But that narrative was crafted to distract from the many ways genAI is being used to tear our societies apart, as we saw this week when a deepfake video rocked the Irish election. It must be reined in.
But that narrative was crafted to distract from the many ways genAI is being used to tear our societies apart, as we saw this week when a deepfake video rocked the Irish election. It must be reined in.
Generative AI is a societal disaster
Governments are deluding themselves into believing investment justifies allowing AI to upend society
disconnect.blog
October 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
generative ai is a fascist project. stay safe out there.
you can say whatever you want about muslims in american public discourse, exhibit 948283403
Eric Adams, endorsing Cuomo: "New York can't be Europe, folks ... Those Islamic extremisms that are burning churches in Nigeria, that are destroying communities in Germany, that have taken over the logical thinkings. And that's what I'm fighting for."
October 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
you can say whatever you want about muslims in american public discourse, exhibit 948283403
i have said continuously ai is a fascist project. one destructive mallet in fascism's toolkit is "flooding the zone with shit" - vilifying and confusing facts and reality altogether, so people become indifferent and detached.
Largest study of its kind shows AI assistants misrepresent news content 45% of the time – regardless of language or territory. www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...
Largest study of its kind shows AI assistants misrepresent news content 45% of the time – regardless of language or territory
An intensive international study was coordinated by the European Broadcasting Union (EBU) and led by the BBC
www.bbc.co.uk
October 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
i have said continuously ai is a fascist project. one destructive mallet in fascism's toolkit is "flooding the zone with shit" - vilifying and confusing facts and reality altogether, so people become indifferent and detached.
you can say anything you want about muslims in american public discourse, exhibit 747293947
October 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
you can say anything you want about muslims in american public discourse, exhibit 747293947
if anna had written this story as fiction, we would have all told her it was absurd and overwritten, but real life will always defeat satire, every time.
We’ve updated our story with an additional comment provided by the United States Justice Department.
October 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
if anna had written this story as fiction, we would have all told her it was absurd and overwritten, but real life will always defeat satire, every time.
the rule of law was so *cute* you guys
Graduate seminar did a deep dive on Thomas Paine’s Common Sense yesterday. At the line, “in America the law is king,” they (14 students from 6 countries) burst out laughing. I've been doing this for 35 years and this is the first time that was a laugh line.
October 22, 2025 at 1:06 PM
the rule of law was so *cute* you guys
this chode reminds me of an italian immigrant in south africa who complained that immigration was ruining italy and she was scared for her daughters so her solution was…emigrating to south africa
October 22, 2025 at 1:03 PM
this chode reminds me of an italian immigrant in south africa who complained that immigration was ruining italy and she was scared for her daughters so her solution was…emigrating to south africa
in bret’s peanutbrain mamdani and isis are the same thing because beardy, that’s about as sophisticated as islamophobic bigotry gets
because i'm a dumb little baby who has no grip on reality
October 22, 2025 at 1:00 PM
in bret’s peanutbrain mamdani and isis are the same thing because beardy, that’s about as sophisticated as islamophobic bigotry gets