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hockey and horror and some baseball and other things probably too

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I have in my hands definitive evidence that my opponent has committed a world-historic evil. Evidence that, were it to be released to the public, would cause his supporters to abandon him and his entire world to crumble to dust. I therefore have no choice but to give in to every one of his demands
November 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Let's fucking go
November 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Thieves steal art from the Louvre in test of laws
October 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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i am once again yelling: our world would not be like this if enough people had played at LEAST the first hour of Megaman Battle Network
The AWS outage bricked people's $2,700 smartbeds, leaving them in a reclining position or with the heat up. People were unable to use them, basically. A GitHub repo exists that lets people operate their beds without reliance on the normal infrastructure

www.404media.co/the-aws-outa...
The AWS Outage Bricked People’s $2,700 Smartbeds
When Amazon Web Services went offline, people lost control of their cloud-connected smart beds, getting stuck in reclined positions or roasting with the heat turned all the way up.
www.404media.co
October 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Fascinated how the guy who made superstars of Matt Walsh, Candace Owens, Jordan Peterson, and Michael Knowles thought that unfettered racism and every phobia in existence wouldn't eventually include anti-semitism
October 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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It’s so awesome that this is the leading opposition figure to Donald Trump
CHUCK SCHUMER: "New data came out today from KFF - and that is not Kentucky Fried French Fries ... the Kaiser Family Foundation"
October 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
playing silent hill f!

twitch.tv/remyreedy
October 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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'out of the three mass shootings today'
Iraq War veteran Thomas Sanford has been identified as the gunman who attacked Grand Blanc Mormon church, killing 2 people and setting it ablaze. Out of the three mass shootings today, two of them have been carried out by Iraq war veterans.
September 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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But no Kick, Rumble or Twitter
US Oversight Committee requests Discord, Steam, Twitch CEOs at online radicalization hearing
aftermath.site/us-oversight-c...
September 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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You want to be alive, but they want you dead. We’re a new, well, funded democratic group that thinks you can meet them halfway.
September 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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We are so fucked bro
* ORACLE, SILVER LAKE, ANDREESSEN TO CONTROL TIKOK IN US: WSJ

$ORCL
September 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
If the VP took a day off to host a podcast every time somebody was a victim of gun violence, they would still be more productive in the role than JD Vance is.
September 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Algorithms will destroy us.
reposting with alt text because this feels incredibly significant. the right-wing disinfo machine means a lot of the people grieving Charlie Kirk never heard any of the things he said that would have tarnished his brand as Guy Who Just Wants to Have Dialogue Across the Aisle
September 14, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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How about that.
September 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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She yelled slurs at Sarah McBride, the first transgender congresswoman.
Nancy Mace plays the victim card on CNN: "It's very one-sided right now. I have never called one of my colleagues the kind of names that we've been called. I've never dehumanized my colleagues."

(Would've been nice for Kate Bolduan to push back on Mace's blatant lies.)
September 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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we passed this point long ago. the Christchurch shooter murdered more than 50 people for the memes. if you don't realize that was part of the point for him you don't understand this stuff.
The prospect of large scale violence committed, more or less, for the memes, is terrifying. And if we're not there already, we are rapidly speeding towards it.
If this was straightforward internecine conflict of fash-on-fash violence, that would be a difficult concept to swallow for most people.

But the idea that young disturbed men are using "normal" political categories as accoutrements to their abyssal anti-logic... where do you even fucking start?
September 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Yesterday: No suspect in custody. "We will jump to the conclusion it was a radical trans leftist, we should persecute all people like this person"

Today: Suspect in custody is from Utah, his dad is a Christian pastor. "We can't jump to any conclusions about this person's background or ideology".
September 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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There are very, VERY few people who are equipped to talk about this shooter correctly given the brainrot written on the shell casing. You have to understand so much of online culture to get it and also understand how that culture is both connected to and separate from real world ideological spaces
September 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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It’s also worth noting that as soon as it became clear the Trump shooter had no real legible politics and certainly not from “the left” he completely vanished into anonymity. No one knows his name.
Is it just me or does this share a lot of commonalities with the attempted Trump assassination last summer? Maybe worth exploring those
September 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Transgender people are owed a retraction and apology from @wsj.com. The lie has already become canon to millions and it seems the least they could do.
From the Charlie Kirk press conference:
September 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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The most recent tweet of the author of that story btw
September 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Too bad the GOP effectively criminalized studying how information moves online and news orgs laid off and demonized all the reporters who covered the burgeoning online accelerationist performative death cults. All of that work was somehow "censorship" that needed to be stopped. Now we're here.
September 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Not going to tell you how to feel about the person who was shot today, but if you did a similar four-day flag-lowering for every private citizen shot dead in the United States in 2024 alone, there would be an approximately 515-year queue for this one.
this is the most embarrassing nation on earth
September 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM