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talia
@octopusgigolo.bsky.social
trans. gay.

she/her
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man these are getting too real
December 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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03 Dec 2025
December 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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a piece of feedback i think about a lot was someone who was like hello, longtime fan, love your stuff but i disagree about ex machina. the point of that movie was that the robots were evil
December 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
"Honk honk honk," honked the goose, forlornly.
December 3, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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just put the finishing touches on my novel! Inspired by William Gibson, it's the story of a dystopian society where corporations trade cured pork through a vast, interconnected digital web — the titular HAM NET. And now I think I'll reward myself with a trip to the movies
December 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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the fuck is wrong with me
December 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
thinking about starting a movement where we replace the word "drink" with the word "guzz"
November 30, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
im sickkkkkkkk :((((((((
November 29, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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I like when they blindfold the dog with their own ear
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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poem that my dear friend @arcanumb.bsky.social wrote & published this week ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍⚧️
March 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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one goku vs frieza 4k upscaled fight compilation after another
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
might have given myself a minor chemical burn
November 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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h-o-t-t-o-g-o
how spell hot dog? I don't know!
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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SCULLY: It's impossible. There's no one on earth who could teach you to fit that many marshmallows in your mouth.

MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
December 7, 2024 at 5:42 AM
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A reminder this Thanksgiving about the time in a Gawker chat with Anthony Bourdain that I asked him "What was the best way to stick your dick in the mashed potatoes?" & he answered w "I like to come at the potatoes with the whole three piece unit at the same time. Kind of drop them in all together."
November 25, 2024 at 6:17 PM
im not real
November 24, 2025 at 3:25 AM
going arf arf arf at the trans femme meetup but then balancing a ball on my nose and clapping my flippers together
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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What, are you some kind of filthy lizard lover? You wanta give your little friend a big kiss?
November 22, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I love getting pipped. especially at the post
November 20, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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me: i don’t feel safe with other people. like, any praise in general my brain dismisses it

Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive

me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on

Caveman Therapist: wheel?
November 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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no it's alright i totally understand i guess i'll crawl into the woods and scrap together some kind of pathetic nest out of twigs and dirt
November 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
December 4, 2024 at 8:25 PM
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(planning to cook you in the wok) ginger garlic spring onions looking cozy in there brother. nice and cozy. say why don't you hop in
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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New Orleans fits (pls rt if im cute im looking for more trans moots :3)
November 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM