NyteLyte
@nytelyte.bsky.social
Munch-munch, chomp-chomp, gobble-gobble, gulp
they/any
they/any
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i dont understand the hype about air fryers. like what am i gonna do with fried air
October 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
i dont understand the hype about air fryers. like what am i gonna do with fried air
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Chris Columbus Admits There Are Hours Of ‘Home Alone 2’ Outtakes Featuring Trump Saying Racial Slurs
Chris Columbus Admits There Are Hours Of ‘Home Alone 2’ Outtakes Featuring Trump Saying Racial Slurs
SAN FRANCISCO, CA—Recounting the unexpected difficulties the future president’s brief cameo brought to his film shoot, Home Alone 2: Lost In New York director Chris Columbus admitted Wednesday that he...
theonion.com
April 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Chris Columbus Admits There Are Hours Of ‘Home Alone 2’ Outtakes Featuring Trump Saying Racial Slurs
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‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory theonion.com/show-me...
‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory
EAST HANOVER, NJ—As part of the health secretary’s highly publicized pledge to determine the cause of the disorder in the next five months, a wild-eyed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly shouted “Show me where autism is made!” Thursday while storming the Sour Patch Kid factory. “Attention Sour Patch Factory people: Give me the autism and no […]
theonion.com
April 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory theonion.com/show-me...
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Cat standoff! ⚔️
Orange thinks he has high ground. He strikes and Gray retreats...
But it's just the opening gambit...
#cats #catsofbluesky #cat #checkmate #4Dchess
Orange thinks he has high ground. He strikes and Gray retreats...
But it's just the opening gambit...
#cats #catsofbluesky #cat #checkmate #4Dchess
March 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Cat standoff! ⚔️
Orange thinks he has high ground. He strikes and Gray retreats...
But it's just the opening gambit...
#cats #catsofbluesky #cat #checkmate #4Dchess
Orange thinks he has high ground. He strikes and Gray retreats...
But it's just the opening gambit...
#cats #catsofbluesky #cat #checkmate #4Dchess
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Share if you’re Gen X and you grew up:
- Licking lead paint off the walls
- Drinking leaded gasoline straight from the pump
- Chewing on a big bar of lead whenever you were bored
And you turned out fine!!!!
- Licking lead paint off the walls
- Drinking leaded gasoline straight from the pump
- Chewing on a big bar of lead whenever you were bored
And you turned out fine!!!!
January 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Share if you’re Gen X and you grew up:
- Licking lead paint off the walls
- Drinking leaded gasoline straight from the pump
- Chewing on a big bar of lead whenever you were bored
And you turned out fine!!!!
- Licking lead paint off the walls
- Drinking leaded gasoline straight from the pump
- Chewing on a big bar of lead whenever you were bored
And you turned out fine!!!!
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It's normal for big companies to have multiple divisions, LG makes refrigerators and laptops, Samsung makes phones and microwaves, Hitachi makes hard drives and "back massagers"
Glock makes guns and horse cum www.ghpc.at/en/at/glock-...
Glock makes guns and horse cum www.ghpc.at/en/at/glock-...
GLOCK Stallions
www.ghpc.at
November 28, 2024 at 8:09 AM
It's normal for big companies to have multiple divisions, LG makes refrigerators and laptops, Samsung makes phones and microwaves, Hitachi makes hard drives and "back massagers"
Glock makes guns and horse cum www.ghpc.at/en/at/glock-...
Glock makes guns and horse cum www.ghpc.at/en/at/glock-...
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i hate when i see something so beautiful and i want to show it to someone but i can't find the exact right person to show it to. so alll of you look at this beautiful little watercolor bird with me. thank you
September 30, 2023 at 3:41 AM
i hate when i see something so beautiful and i want to show it to someone but i can't find the exact right person to show it to. so alll of you look at this beautiful little watercolor bird with me. thank you
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"Honey, the strike is over, time for me to go back to work." We embrace. I close my office door, carefully remove the cover from my typewriter and insert a sheet of paper. I crack my knuckles, type HOSPICE SHELDON and stare at the wall for 9 hours.
September 25, 2023 at 12:18 PM
"Honey, the strike is over, time for me to go back to work." We embrace. I close my office door, carefully remove the cover from my typewriter and insert a sheet of paper. I crack my knuckles, type HOSPICE SHELDON and stare at the wall for 9 hours.
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The trajectory of social media has been on a strict line since Tumblr - stake out the absolute moral high ground so you never have to defend yourself against criticism or have to engage in self reflection
July 22, 2023 at 7:37 PM
The trajectory of social media has been on a strict line since Tumblr - stake out the absolute moral high ground so you never have to defend yourself against criticism or have to engage in self reflection
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“20 eggs often my dinner”
July 14, 2023 at 9:25 PM
“20 eggs often my dinner”
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July 12, 2023 at 10:16 PM
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got any soup
July 7, 2023 at 2:24 AM
got any soup
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This app cannot win
July 6, 2023 at 4:46 PM
This app cannot win
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catch me alt tabbing between dying twitter, cohost and bluesky i guess on an endless fucking rotation until a winner is decided despite knowing nothing is going to be what i want (2000s internet back again)
July 4, 2023 at 12:02 AM
catch me alt tabbing between dying twitter, cohost and bluesky i guess on an endless fucking rotation until a winner is decided despite knowing nothing is going to be what i want (2000s internet back again)
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Welcome. Welcome to Bluesky. You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining social networks. I thought so much of Bluesky, that I elected to establish my account, here, in the protocol, so thoughtfully provided by our benefactors. I am proud to call Bluesky my home.
July 2, 2023 at 3:40 AM
Welcome. Welcome to Bluesky. You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining social networks. I thought so much of Bluesky, that I elected to establish my account, here, in the protocol, so thoughtfully provided by our benefactors. I am proud to call Bluesky my home.
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It seems like a good opportunity to commemorate a notable moment in Twitter history when Elon stole a meme from a satirical videogame site and quickly realized he wasn’t enough of a poster to tangle with them
July 1, 2023 at 11:51 PM
It seems like a good opportunity to commemorate a notable moment in Twitter history when Elon stole a meme from a satirical videogame site and quickly realized he wasn’t enough of a poster to tangle with them
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welcome to all new bluesky users. please keep in mind that it is still in beta. there are many features still missing, so please be patient. for example, you may notice that this app loads posts and then shows them to you, instead of not doing that for some reason.
July 2, 2023 at 2:44 AM
welcome to all new bluesky users. please keep in mind that it is still in beta. there are many features still missing, so please be patient. for example, you may notice that this app loads posts and then shows them to you, instead of not doing that for some reason.