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theguyliner.bsky.social
99p! The ebook of my new novel THE GLORIOUS DEAD is a Black Friday deal on Kobo (and basically all other online book outlets). Grab a bargain and your next Christmas read. Spoiler: it’s v good.

KOBO: www.kobo.com/gb/en/ebook/...
AMAZON: amzn.eu/d/bE4Xp3I
BOOKSHOP: uk.bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
A graphic showing the cover of my novel THE GLORIOUS DEAD and a 99p sticker with KOBO BLACK FRIDAY SALE as a headline.
November 28, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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ostrichson.bsky.social
These posters for the South Korean stage production of Macbeth are the greatest thing ever? #art
Poster for the South Korean stage production of Macbeth showing Lady Macbeth whose back is turned to us, and Macbeth posed towards us with his hand on the back of his wife's neck. The long cut in the back of her dress reveals skin in the shape of a sword/dagger that Macbeth seems to be holding. Poster for the South Korean stage production of Macbeth showing Lady Macbeth facing us with her cleavage cut into three pointy triangles. Macbeth is kneeling in front of her, away from us, his face in his wife's chest. The exposed skin of Lady Macbeth looks like a crown that aligns with the top of Macbeth's head.
November 23, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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phonicunderground.bsky.social
LOOK OUT! CLIFFS!
The scene from the last episode of the Young ones as they drive off a cliff through a cliff Richard billboard.
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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scriblit.bsky.social
HERE! WE! FUCKING! GO! I have been making this show for TWO YEARS, it's finally going out this Christmas, Baby's First Production Credit is gonna be on R4 over the Radio Times Double Issue Window, baybeh! www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...
A press release for Dead Funny History. Reads: You’re Dead to Me: Dead Funny History New series launches Monday 15 December. Three special episodes will be broadcast on Radio 4 on 19 December, 26 December and 2 January. Artwork for Dead Funny History featuring BBC branding. Line art symbols and cartoons surround text: “You’re Dead to me Presents Dead Funny History.” Attention kids of all ages! Dead Funny History is the brand-new comedy history show for everyone aged 8 to 108, from the team behind the hit Radio 4 podcast You’re Dead to Me. What links a 70-foot colossus to the prettiest cow in Ancient Egypt? Which world-famous siblings began as terrible teachers? And what was the surprisingly dangerous Christmas game in medieval Britain? From Ramesses the Great to the Brontë sisters to the history of football, Greg Jenner serves up a smorgasbord of the funniest, messiest, and most astonishing stories from history. Expect pirates, spies, superstars, chariot races, bouncing cats, ancient toilets, radioactive notebooks, and a pig named Albert, all crammed into 14-minute episodes packed with jokes and sketches. Dead Funny History is a brilliantly bonkers historical romp for the whole family to enjoy. Starring: Richard David Caine (Horrible Histories), Mali Ann Rees (Mammoth), and John-Luke Roberts (Sound Heap), with scripts by top comedy writers Gabby Hutchinson Crouch, Jack Bernhardt, Athena Kugblenu, and You’re Dead to Me’s own Dr Emma Nagouse. Presenter: Greg Jenner Written by: Gabby Hutchinson Crouch, Jack Bernhardt, Athena Kugblenu, Dr Emma Nagouse Produced by: Emmie Rose Price-Goodfellow and Greg Jenner Audio Producer: Steve Hankey Production BBC Radio 4 and BBC Sounds.
November 25, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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columbopodcast.bsky.social
Welcome to The Cosy Crime Classics Podcast! Our first episode visits Cabot Cove as we settle in to enjoy Hit, Run & Homicide, from Season 1 of Murder, She Wrote.

Web: columbopodcast.com/cosy-crime-c...

Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...

Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/2D7G...
November 21, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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theonion.com/its-not-a-cr...
November 22, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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theguyliner.bsky.social
There will be a Guardian Blind Date review today. impeccable.theguyliner.com
The current US President beams up at Zohran Mamdani adoringly
November 22, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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teslatakedown.com
Dead 💀 Whoever made this please step forward for your award #teslatakedown
Graphic that has text reading the way you look at your crush vs the way you look at your ex Top is Trump sitting in the oval office gazing up at Zohran Mamdani like a 14yo boy meeting Zendaya On bottom is Trump in the Oval trying not to fall asleep while Elon Musk rambles about some bullshit
November 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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sarahmay1.bsky.social
Fixed it for you. Idiots! If the exclusion is based on appearance then it will certainly impact cis folks as well as trans folks.
Screenshot of a report on the BBC News website (https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy0y07959djo) original headline reads: Trans people could be barred from services based on appearance I have scrubbed out the word Trans The headline is above an image of a sign for toilets from Getty images The BBC staff are: Alison Holt Social affairs editor @AlisonHoltBBC Ewan Somerville Kate Whannel Political reporter
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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luckytran.com
I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.
November 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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simonpegg.bsky.social
I thought this was going to turn into a story needing its own True Crime Netflix series, but no.
This is quite something.

metro.co.uk/2025/11/18/w...
'We invited a homeless man for dinner - he stayed for 45 years'
The man was only meant to stay for a day.
metro.co.uk
November 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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mackeza.bsky.social
This is powerfully embarrassing
gomizone.bsky.social Gomi @gomizone.bsky.social · 15d
just saw the worst gaming ad ive ever seen
November 16, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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damienowens.bsky.social
'It's called The Cones of Dunshire.'
Picture of Adam Scott meeting the Pope. Adam is gesturing with his hands and looks very excited. The Pope looks bored as fuck.
November 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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jackryeo.bsky.social
Me to the birds singing outside my window at 4am
June 28, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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sturdyalex.bsky.social
There is no earthly reason why this abomination should have ever been conceived, let alone developed and marketed. And even less rational justification for it being so unfathomably delicious or utterly addictive.

It is crack in a bottle and must be regulated, before the whole country is lost to it.
November 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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markgrimshawtism.bsky.social
If the Prescott memo is true, and there is a secret cabal of LGBTQ+ journalists stopping any negative stories about trans people being published or aired at BBC News, then, I have to say, they’re doing a really fucking shit job of that.
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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bethgg.bsky.social
We've all worked with this kid, yeah?
November 9, 2025 at 6:51 PM
nyncompoop.bsky.social
Got to go to a fancy awards night in a few weeks. Problem is that it's sort of black tie and I'm firmly entrenched in my cosy era. What the hell to wear?
November 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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leahlitman.bsky.social
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
Rudy press conference at 4 seasons total landscaping
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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50501movement.bsky.social
Spotify is crashing HARD because of the boycott. Their stock dropped 11% in value over the last month. Let’s keep this going!

Tell everyone you know to boycott Spotify. There are plenty of alternatives that don’t run ICE advertisements and screw over artists.

We made it easy at boycottspotify.com.
Stock of Spotify over last month showing sharp decline, from near $700 in value to $615.
November 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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tuc.org.uk
Which one is more English?
November 6, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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byelacey.bsky.social
as far as i can tell this is what new york is facing right now and im wishing you all the best
November 4, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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angusmain.bsky.social
The day today scene. Peter! You’ve lost the news!
October 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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bethanyblack.bsky.social
This is how you do wash trading. All these companies are investing in each other paying each other bits of the same trillion dollars in order to make it look like they’re so close to AGI so investors will keep giving them money to lose.

This is also known as a Junkie’s promise.
A chart showing where the 15 main AI companies get and spend their money. The arrows show that the money flows out and back to themselves.
October 29, 2025 at 9:21 AM