as I look back on 2025 I look forward to 2026
December 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
as I look back on 2025 I look forward to 2026
“sleeping like a baby” is something a man shouted back when checking
December 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
“sleeping like a baby” is something a man shouted back when checking
Ive been invited to enough arab dinners to know whos really propping up the mixed nuts industry
December 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Ive been invited to enough arab dinners to know whos really propping up the mixed nuts industry
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Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee and completed the hostage exchange
November 14, 2024 at 12:40 PM
Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee and completed the hostage exchange
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Dance like everyone wishes they weren’t watching
November 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Dance like everyone wishes they weren’t watching
my medical insurance has me avoiding stepping on cracks
December 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
my medical insurance has me avoiding stepping on cracks
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i do not think therefore i do not am
December 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
i do not think therefore i do not am
[after one person doesn’t pick up]
thats it, i ran out of friends
thats it, i ran out of friends
December 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
[after one person doesn’t pick up]
thats it, i ran out of friends
thats it, i ran out of friends
true crime host: he was pleasant, his coworkers loved him…
me: monster
true crime host: but at home…
me: monster.
me: monster
true crime host: but at home…
me: monster.
December 4, 2025 at 3:46 PM
true crime host: he was pleasant, his coworkers loved him…
me: monster
true crime host: but at home…
me: monster.
me: monster
true crime host: but at home…
me: monster.
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dying on everest must be so embarrassing. hey look everybody, I'm bad at my hobby
March 25, 2024 at 9:33 PM
dying on everest must be so embarrassing. hey look everybody, I'm bad at my hobby
financial status: regretting the money I threw away on quarter machines as a small idiot
November 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
financial status: regretting the money I threw away on quarter machines as a small idiot
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CRIMINAL: please, I have a family
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
November 27, 2025 at 7:24 AM
CRIMINAL: please, I have a family
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
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"i hate writing NPC dialogue i don't wanna do it i need bobot to do it for me buhhhhh" you are like a little baby
November 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
"i hate writing NPC dialogue i don't wanna do it i need bobot to do it for me buhhhhh" you are like a little baby
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oh sorry, can’t, the holidays are my busy time *continues to stare at the wall*
November 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
oh sorry, can’t, the holidays are my busy time *continues to stare at the wall*
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Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app
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A smart mood ring that warns your friends and family
November 19, 2025 at 6:24 PM
A smart mood ring that warns your friends and family
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invaluable means valuable???? what the fuck are we even doing about this
November 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
invaluable means valuable???? what the fuck are we even doing about this
really cool idea putting the super rich in charge because as we all know the rich are incorruptible and never want more money
November 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
really cool idea putting the super rich in charge because as we all know the rich are incorruptible and never want more money
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I hope Democrats unveil their new “TRANSGENDER FOR EVERYONE” policy tomorrow. America is ready.
November 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I hope Democrats unveil their new “TRANSGENDER FOR EVERYONE” policy tomorrow. America is ready.
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I think this English guy just called me stupid but I can’t be sure because it sounded like an apology or maybe a compliment.
December 9, 2024 at 11:23 AM
I think this English guy just called me stupid but I can’t be sure because it sounded like an apology or maybe a compliment.
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gonna start a podcast where i just sigh a lot
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
gonna start a podcast where i just sigh a lot
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an underrated part of this turducken of garbage is Elon posting an image of the Odyssey while discussing the Iliad, but it's all so terribly, terribly pathetic
*maximum alpha at 1.25x speed* continuously lives on in my head, unfortunately.
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
an underrated part of this turducken of garbage is Elon posting an image of the Odyssey while discussing the Iliad, but it's all so terribly, terribly pathetic
I flunked a test and took it as a moral failure: a villain arc
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I flunked a test and took it as a moral failure: a villain arc