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theonion.com
Jake Paul Announces He Is Bringing Gun With Him To Fight Mike Tyson
DORADO, PUERTO RICO—In response to a training video that the six-time former heavyweight champion posted in anticipation of their match, Jake Paul announced Monday that he was bringing a gun with him ...
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March 18, 2024 at 6:15 PM
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nellucnhoj.bsky.social
webcomic hell
4 panel comic which is in no way a reference to another infamous comic, no siree. Nope. P1: a cartoon me walking through a hellscape. He is saying "Ah SHITE. I died and went to webcomic HELL" P2: cartoon me looking at a strange creature, which has a hand coming out of its mouth, which is pointing off-panel. Cartoon me says "a four panel punishment, but what... ?" P3: cartoon me saying "I am very confused," as he looks up at a fleshy mouth, which rises from the equally fleshy ground. P4: my character leans on a weird tech sarcophagus thing, as --with a sudden look of realization-- he says "wait. Is this--"
March 15, 2024 at 7:08 PM
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hard-drive.net
Restaurant Review: The Pizza Sucks but They Have Cruis’n USA
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Restaurant Review: The Pizza Sucks but They Have Cruis'n USA
When entering Main Street Pizza and Sandwiches, three things are impossible to ignore. First is the overwhelming smell of hot, rancid grease. Second is the…
hard-drive.net
March 14, 2024 at 3:18 PM
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florkofcows.bsky.social
March 11, 2024 at 3:02 PM
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sonuvafitch.bsky.social
[abandoned research facility computer in a video game]

email 1: so excited to start my new job here at the Mutant Animal Weaponization Program 🤗

email 2: vibes are off with some of these weaponized mutant animals

email 3: god will not forgive our folly
March 10, 2024 at 4:24 AM
nottiousgionicous.bsky.social
March 4, 2024 at 9:34 PM
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cait.bsky.social
TARGET WITH THE JOOTS
March 4, 2024 at 5:23 PM
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nytimes.com
A new bookstore co-founded by RuPaul will send a rainbow school bus across the U.S. to give away books targeted by bans. It follows a spike in efforts to restrict access to library books, particularly those by or about LGBTQ people or people of color. www.nytimes.com/2024/03/04/a...
RuPaul, wearing pants and a jacket in a black-and-white houndstooth pattern, extends his arm to show the Rainbow Book Bus painted in vibrant pink, green, red, blue and yellow colors. A headline reads: "RuPaul Is Sending a Rainbow Bus to Give Away Books Targeted by Bans." Photo by Allstora.
March 4, 2024 at 7:03 PM
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aniceburrito.bsky.social
Danny DeVito’s “Supreme Court my ass” tweet
March 4, 2024 at 8:21 PM
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myceliumpuppy.bsky.social
centipedal bottoms be like:

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March 3, 2024 at 1:18 PM
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outonthemoors.bsky.social
They're meddling adults with families now
An extended vehicle, like a basic motorhome, painted in the colours and scheme of the Scooby gang's Mystery Machine
February 21, 2024 at 3:28 PM
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dluuxx.bsky.social
February 21, 2024 at 12:21 AM
nottiousgionicous.bsky.social
Skeleton petting a very fluffy cat
February 21, 2024 at 1:01 AM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Charlie Brown asks "hey Linus, Where is your security blanket?" Linus says "oh, I don't need it anymore Charlie Brown, not since I started vaping." Linus takes a deep inhale of his vape and blows it in Charlie Brown's face who goes AAUGH!
February 20, 2024 at 2:13 PM
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georgetakei.bsky.social
Fall of the House of Udder?
February 20, 2024 at 2:46 AM
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mahoukarp.com
gengar my favorite
February 20, 2024 at 3:34 AM
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ziibiing.com
Timothy, the male hippo at our local zoo announced today that he’s running for President on a “Naps for All” platform.

I think he’s got a good shot.
An election sign featuring a hippo that reads “Timothy 2024: Naps for All”
February 20, 2024 at 3:38 AM
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florkofcows.bsky.social
February 19, 2024 at 7:40 PM
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calilo.bsky.social
Princess peach going grocery shopping
February 19, 2024 at 3:07 PM
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alyankovic.bsky.social
I can’t believe U2 did a cover version of one of my songs!!
February 19, 2024 at 3:45 PM
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lukesteuber.com
*static noise*
The image features Bart Simpson from "The Simpsons" cartoon series sitting on a bed with a blank expression. Above him, text reads "Sometimes I'm late just because I stay like this for a long time," humorously suggesting procrastination or a lack of motivation.
February 19, 2024 at 12:21 AM
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outerleftfield.net
So, it's tough not to be a @kimhu.bsky.social follower and not want to draw a Taskmaster on your day off...
Taskmaster: Sketched by Joshua Vaughan
February 18, 2024 at 4:25 PM
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zidotexe.bsky.social
February 19, 2024 at 4:24 AM