Damian 🇨🇦
@notthatdamian.bsky.social
I am the MEWP Commander. Aspiring "cool Dad" to 2 awesome girls. Feline au pair to Noodles and Polly. Blue collar Progressive. ADHDAF.
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Damian 🇨🇦
@notthatdamian.bsky.social
· Nov 23
The incompetence is a feature, not a bug.
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Reporters sticking with X because they get so much engagement from Nigerian America First MAGA accounts.
November 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Reporters sticking with X because they get so much engagement from Nigerian America First MAGA accounts.
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‘Give me your money now, wait right here and I promise I’ll come back with the drugs ASAP. I got you bro, trust me’
November 10, 2025 at 4:25 AM
‘Give me your money now, wait right here and I promise I’ll come back with the drugs ASAP. I got you bro, trust me’
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The dumbest people in the world, before you get to the fact that they have all been marinated in evil and sleaze
DHS head reportedly authorized purchase of 10 engineless Spirit Airlines planes that airline didn’t own | Kristi Noem | The Guardian www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
DHS head reportedly authorized purchase of 10 engineless Spirit Airlines planes that airline didn’t own
Wall Street Journal reports Kristi Noem arranged purchase to expand deportation flights and for personal travel
www.theguardian.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The dumbest people in the world, before you get to the fact that they have all been marinated in evil and sleaze
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I've never put much stock in creationism before now but the J6 Capital pipe bomber is currently the right's most sane and civilized voice and that's the sort of shit you'd expect a Darwinian system to nip in the bud
November 7, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I've never put much stock in creationism before now but the J6 Capital pipe bomber is currently the right's most sane and civilized voice and that's the sort of shit you'd expect a Darwinian system to nip in the bud
I've never put much stock in creationism before now but the J6 Capital pipe bomber is currently the right's most sane and civilized voice and that's the sort of shit you'd expect a Darwinian system to nip in the bud
November 7, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I've never put much stock in creationism before now but the J6 Capital pipe bomber is currently the right's most sane and civilized voice and that's the sort of shit you'd expect a Darwinian system to nip in the bud
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October 27, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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George who? Seriously dude short of your BFF's gf you're going to have to start drawing ADX Florence cell #s out of a MAGA hat to have a chance at punching through at this point
October 17, 2025 at 10:37 PM
George who? Seriously dude short of your BFF's gf you're going to have to start drawing ADX Florence cell #s out of a MAGA hat to have a chance at punching through at this point
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He's totally going to try to start some shit tomorrow and release Ghislaine in the middle of it, right?
October 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
He's totally going to try to start some shit tomorrow and release Ghislaine in the middle of it, right?
Hey CFIA: If you're going to deprive me of my Gruyere AND my Reggiano, you need to come up with something that sounds scarrier than Lumpy Skin Disease.
Shit, I'd roll the dice on some mad cow if it meant keeping my fusilli sufficiently parmed.
Shit, I'd roll the dice on some mad cow if it meant keeping my fusilli sufficiently parmed.
Canada halts importation of some European cheese following lumpy skin disease outbreak
Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.
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September 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Hey CFIA: If you're going to deprive me of my Gruyere AND my Reggiano, you need to come up with something that sounds scarrier than Lumpy Skin Disease.
Shit, I'd roll the dice on some mad cow if it meant keeping my fusilli sufficiently parmed.
Shit, I'd roll the dice on some mad cow if it meant keeping my fusilli sufficiently parmed.
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"Who would have predicted this?"
- Black women did.
- Trans people did.
- The *entire* disability community did.
- The anarchists did.
- Post-Evangelicals did.
"Well why didn't I hear them."
You did. But you disregarded us as "extremists" and "alarmists". And you are still calling us that.
- Black women did.
- Trans people did.
- The *entire* disability community did.
- The anarchists did.
- Post-Evangelicals did.
"Well why didn't I hear them."
You did. But you disregarded us as "extremists" and "alarmists". And you are still calling us that.
September 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
"Who would have predicted this?"
- Black women did.
- Trans people did.
- The *entire* disability community did.
- The anarchists did.
- Post-Evangelicals did.
"Well why didn't I hear them."
You did. But you disregarded us as "extremists" and "alarmists". And you are still calling us that.
- Black women did.
- Trans people did.
- The *entire* disability community did.
- The anarchists did.
- Post-Evangelicals did.
"Well why didn't I hear them."
You did. But you disregarded us as "extremists" and "alarmists". And you are still calling us that.
The irony of surviving a heroin addiction only to be taken out by a regular strength Tylenol gel-cap
September 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
The irony of surviving a heroin addiction only to be taken out by a regular strength Tylenol gel-cap
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The year is 2001. Sinclair is using a tragedy to suppress what songs the radio can play.
The year is 2025. Sinclair is using a tragedy to suppress what shows the tv can play.
The year is 2050. Sinclair is perfect. I have no complaints. I named all my children Sinclair.
The year is 2025. Sinclair is using a tragedy to suppress what shows the tv can play.
The year is 2050. Sinclair is perfect. I have no complaints. I named all my children Sinclair.
September 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The year is 2001. Sinclair is using a tragedy to suppress what songs the radio can play.
The year is 2025. Sinclair is using a tragedy to suppress what shows the tv can play.
The year is 2050. Sinclair is perfect. I have no complaints. I named all my children Sinclair.
The year is 2025. Sinclair is using a tragedy to suppress what shows the tv can play.
The year is 2050. Sinclair is perfect. I have no complaints. I named all my children Sinclair.
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I've never wished violence on Charlie Kirk. Who do you think I am, Charlie Kirk?
September 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I've never wished violence on Charlie Kirk. Who do you think I am, Charlie Kirk?
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It doesn’t matter who the shooter turns out to be, they’re just going to keep saying what they’re already saying about the motive to further their agenda and it’s all so fucking maddening and scary and hopeless.
September 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
It doesn’t matter who the shooter turns out to be, they’re just going to keep saying what they’re already saying about the motive to further their agenda and it’s all so fucking maddening and scary and hopeless.
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Feels like sacrificing a pawn to protect the king.
September 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Feels like sacrificing a pawn to protect the king.
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"The best way to honor Charlie's memory is to continue his work" - Gov. Gavin Newsom.
Kirk lamented that Pelosi’s husband survived.
He said women And girls must be raped for the species to survive
He said school kids must be shot in order to have the right to own guns
Fuck him
I’m not celebrating,
But I don’t give a fuck
He said women And girls must be raped for the species to survive
He said school kids must be shot in order to have the right to own guns
Fuck him
I’m not celebrating,
But I don’t give a fuck
September 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
"The best way to honor Charlie's memory is to continue his work" - Gov. Gavin Newsom.
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You know who benefits most from antivaccine conspiracy theories as national health policy?
Our enemies.
Our enemies.
August 30, 2025 at 2:56 PM
You know who benefits most from antivaccine conspiracy theories as national health policy?
Our enemies.
Our enemies.
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Cost of Trump's D.C. Occupation: $1.1M per day.
Cost to operate public housing for D.C.'s entire homeless population: $169,226 per day.
It's not about what this country can or can’t afford.
It’s about priorities.
Cost to operate public housing for D.C.'s entire homeless population: $169,226 per day.
It's not about what this country can or can’t afford.
It’s about priorities.
August 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Cost of Trump's D.C. Occupation: $1.1M per day.
Cost to operate public housing for D.C.'s entire homeless population: $169,226 per day.
It's not about what this country can or can’t afford.
It’s about priorities.
Cost to operate public housing for D.C.'s entire homeless population: $169,226 per day.
It's not about what this country can or can’t afford.
It’s about priorities.
He's going to sell Alaska back for $14.4 million and spend the next 6 months bragging about how he doubled their investment
August 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
He's going to sell Alaska back for $14.4 million and spend the next 6 months bragging about how he doubled their investment
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Das perfekte Tattoo existiert ni-
August 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Das perfekte Tattoo existiert ni-
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Joking about crab rave aside, I do think this public outpouring of disgust at the death of hated villains is a powerful, useful thing. I think it's good that we do it, and I think, broadly, that it serves three functions.
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July 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Joking about crab rave aside, I do think this public outpouring of disgust at the death of hated villains is a powerful, useful thing. I think it's good that we do it, and I think, broadly, that it serves three functions.
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“Whether one really loves God can be determined by the love borne toward others.”
Rabbi Levi Yitzhak of Berditchev
Rabbi Levi Yitzhak of Berditchev
July 21, 2025 at 6:10 PM
“Whether one really loves God can be determined by the love borne toward others.”
Rabbi Levi Yitzhak of Berditchev
Rabbi Levi Yitzhak of Berditchev
"Maybe we try dusting off infrastructure week Idfk"
July 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
"Maybe we try dusting off infrastructure week Idfk"
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until everyone got hooked on chat gpt and the like i don’t think i understood what my teachers meant when they said ‘when you cheat, you’re only cheating yourself’
July 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
until everyone got hooked on chat gpt and the like i don’t think i understood what my teachers meant when they said ‘when you cheat, you’re only cheating yourself’