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Damian 🇨🇦
@notthatdamian.bsky.social
I am the MEWP Commander. Aspiring "cool Dad" to 2 awesome girls. Feline au pair to Noodles and Polly. Blue collar Progressive. ADHDAF.
motherfucker
September 20, 2024 at 3:56 PM
The last time I had put in even a 40 hour work-week it was 2023. Grateful, relieved, and the best kind of exhausted
August 23, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Ordered up a pair of these classics for my greasy new job and I'm gonna see if I can't make "Big Hickory" happen as a nickname
August 14, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Noodles grudgingly let's my 7yo borrow her bed on the weekends
August 14, 2024 at 6:08 PM
When I set out to make it big in the "getting people lifted" business this isn't quite what I had in mind but I'll allow it
July 28, 2024 at 12:02 AM
I written off this run of...ummm... button mushrooms in 3 x 30l totes full of bulk substrate a few days ago but now I check on it and if it goes off like I think it might I'm short by about 7 food dehydrators.
July 17, 2024 at 1:53 AM
"A rash of e-scooter injuries overwhelmed the emergency departments of Hamilton's hospitals Saturday afternoon, and officials are stumped"
July 13, 2024 at 10:42 PM
So I think I'm good on filter material for at least a couple of weeks
July 9, 2024 at 6:51 PM
As an ex Top Jeff, the first two seasons were among the best "TV" content that's emerged in years, but $4 Fak 'n Cheese makes me worry that The Bear's jumped the shark before they've even begun to serve up season 3
June 25, 2024 at 10:16 AM
This stuff eats like a warm soggy bowl of cheesy-poofs and I can't decide if it's genius or blasphemy on two fronts
June 22, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Decided to try my hand at another run of, uhhh, Portobello crosses.

Using a 3:2:1 (by weight) mixture of farm-fresh composted horse manure, compressed wheat hay pellets, and timothy hay. Hydrated to "field capacity" (drips when squeezed), turkey bagged, and into a 200°F oven.
June 19, 2024 at 9:43 PM
But why?
June 19, 2024 at 4:14 PM
"Do you have any questions about our offer of employment? The wage? The benefits package?"

"Will my truck have one of those cute little bulldogs on the hood?"

"Well, yes, but..."

"Where do I sign?"
June 12, 2024 at 11:39 PM
Every time she knocks something off the counter she pulls a Johnnie Cochrane
June 9, 2024 at 1:23 PM
"I'll take 'Dollarama purchases that are liable to get a 46yo dude put on one watch list or another' for $1000, please, Alex,"
May 27, 2024 at 7:31 PM
Y'all the right has some issues
May 17, 2024 at 7:35 PM
This is the entirety of my lawn and the mower I use to cut it and it occurred to me as I pulled it to life for its 13th season today that this is likely as close to a Jeff Foxworthy joke as my life will ever get
May 4, 2024 at 1:03 AM
I've retro-fit old chest freezers, lined rooms with panda film, and even assembled a 100% self contained room with custom, home-made, pre-fabbed, insulated panels but this is the first tent I've ever assembled and I'm left asking myself "witaf we're you thinking, dude?!"
May 1, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Bravo, Pizza Pizza. Bravo.
April 19, 2024 at 10:30 PM
"...and this time don't forget the cheeseburgers, ok?"
April 9, 2024 at 2:55 PM
As a general rule my timing sucks but every now and then it has a moment. #eclipse
April 8, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Holy shit were gone get it!
April 8, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Just got back from dropping 6 off back at her mom's and she insisted we not take any chances
April 1, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Great tutorial. I'm in awe of your fastidiousnous.

I'm currently half-assing my way through a run myself for the first time in over 3 years and it's honestly a miracle I've gotten this far, but this one was more about trying my hand at liquid culture (so i could play with a magnetic stirrer) anyway
March 31, 2024 at 1:00 PM
If you're like me and you've always wondered who would win in a fight, stay tuned. My money's on the rabbit.
March 31, 2024 at 1:10 AM