Not A Crab Yet
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deworming my soul on this site|| on an endless quest to become crab 🦀
Pinned
Woke up in the middle of the night craving some asbestos
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*pronounces tomatoes like comatose*
November 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
*pronounces tomatoes like comatose*
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I like big butts and I cannot lie
you other brothers can't deny
that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
and a round thing in your face you get sprung
you other brothers can't deny
that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
and a round thing in your face you get sprung
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I like big butts and I cannot lie
you other brothers can't deny
that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
and a round thing in your face you get sprung
you other brothers can't deny
that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
and a round thing in your face you get sprung
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I can't wait for grandma's baked microplastics casserole and famous forever chemical gravy 🤤
November 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I can't wait for grandma's baked microplastics casserole and famous forever chemical gravy 🤤
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Your secret is safe with the black void that is my mind
November 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Your secret is safe with the black void that is my mind
If I were in Ocean’s 11, I’d be stealing some otters from the zoo
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
If I were in Ocean’s 11, I’d be stealing some otters from the zoo
Sorry, I can’t. I’ll be burying my face in a bag of croutons
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Sorry, I can’t. I’ll be burying my face in a bag of croutons
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You can ward off the poop man by leaving crushed peanuts around your doorway
November 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
You can ward off the poop man by leaving crushed peanuts around your doorway
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Farts so bad that you look for poop, snd question if your dog is violating The Geneva Convention.
November 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Farts so bad that you look for poop, snd question if your dog is violating The Geneva Convention.
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why are they called eyelids when skindows was right there
November 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
why are they called eyelids when skindows was right there
Sometimes I feel like I’m not big enough to be considered megafauna
November 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Sometimes I feel like I’m not big enough to be considered megafauna
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I don't believe that you could, in any meaningful way, restrain a 7 foot tall Danny Devito.
November 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I don't believe that you could, in any meaningful way, restrain a 7 foot tall Danny Devito.
I am become microplastics
November 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I am become microplastics
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That translates to "Jewish whore"... This was NOT a GenZ protest like the ones in Nepal, Morocco and Madagascar...
The protestors:
November 16, 2025 at 3:15 AM
That translates to "Jewish whore"... This was NOT a GenZ protest like the ones in Nepal, Morocco and Madagascar...
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Ya entendí quién era el público objetivo de la protesta Gen Z... Periodistas extranjerxs huevonxs.
Thousands protest crime and corruption in Mexico City as 'Gen Z' protests gain momentum
Thousands of people in Mexico City are protesting crime, corruption and impunity. The protest Saturday, organized by Generation Z, gained strong support from older opposition party members.
apnews.com
November 16, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Ya entendí quién era el público objetivo de la protesta Gen Z... Periodistas extranjerxs huevonxs.
Why does Saudi Arabia want to build an Eye of Sauron stadium?
October 29, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Why does Saudi Arabia want to build an Eye of Sauron stadium?
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Idk, the Bermuda Triangle sounds pretty relaxing right now
October 1, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Idk, the Bermuda Triangle sounds pretty relaxing right now
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John's calves burned with each step, and a sharp pain pierced his abdomen. As he neared the safety of daylight, the sound of webbed feet slapping concrete grew louder. He risked a look over his shoulder, and found himself staring directly into the beady eyes of fate. He screamed.
September 30, 2025 at 1:39 PM
John's calves burned with each step, and a sharp pain pierced his abdomen. As he neared the safety of daylight, the sound of webbed feet slapping concrete grew louder. He risked a look over his shoulder, and found himself staring directly into the beady eyes of fate. He screamed.
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this new protein powder got me feeding some type of whey
September 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
this new protein powder got me feeding some type of whey
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Me: They call me mellow yellow lol
Doctor: It’s called jaundice, and nothing good rhymes with it
Doctor: It’s called jaundice, and nothing good rhymes with it
September 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Me: They call me mellow yellow lol
Doctor: It’s called jaundice, and nothing good rhymes with it
Doctor: It’s called jaundice, and nothing good rhymes with it
Fuck Adobe and their shitty products
September 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Fuck Adobe and their shitty products
I made a rapture comic
September 26, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I made a rapture comic
What happens to people indoors during the rapture? Do they get stuck under the ceiling?
September 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM
What happens to people indoors during the rapture? Do they get stuck under the ceiling?
I can’t wait for either Peggy or Mrs. Scott to wipe that self righteous snobby look out of Mrs. Kirkland’s face #thegildedage
August 6, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I can’t wait for either Peggy or Mrs. Scott to wipe that self righteous snobby look out of Mrs. Kirkland’s face #thegildedage