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Allan A
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rhubarb sasquatch hog-belly honey
He to the Him
Abolish ICE.
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Today is the day to tell a strange story.

The long version we'll tell later, but the short version is this. In an attic, in his late great-uncle's house, @jon.inkle.co found a locked trunk. It took twenty years to open. Last summer he did.

Inside was a wiring diagram, and a stack of books.
November 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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The latest trend in Facebook’s ever downward spiral down the AI slop toilet are AI deportation videos. And the Facebook algorithm is rewarding creators for it. @jasonkoebler.bsky.social reports.

Full story: www.404media.co/ai-generated...
November 17, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyy itsa me elon
King: criminy
Musk: you know, joyce carol oates, she says i no read
Musk: but thata not true
Musk: as evidenced by dissa new ad campaign i just start onna twitter to convince everyone that i read
November 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
@hirono.senate.gov and @schatz.bsky.social , as my senators, I appreciate how you stand up for us in Hawaii during this shutdown. I hope you are part of a real solution.
November 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Schumer and the Dems are about to teach Trump the lesson that they’ll cave whenever he abuses power to sufficiently hurt people.
November 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Senior illustrator, with 20 years of experience and a specialty in game art.

I haven't been able to find a paying project for months. Can you help? Every share is appreciated.
November 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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finance guys on twitter are like "can't believe zohran hired lina khan. she wants to make it illegal to bundle memecoin futures into junk stocks and sell them to public worker pension plans. the public won't stand for it."
November 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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shitfaced jamaal bowman saying this is so fuckin funny i feel so seen right now
November 6, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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if you want to know what happened to Teen Vogue yesterday, my work wife @allegrak.bsky.social — who ran our politics section for 6 years until this past June — said it all in this.

can't even pull out a favorite part til I sign my separation letter lol, just read the whole thing.
What We Lost When Condé Nast Unceremoniously Shuttered Teen Vogue
This article is part of TPM Cafe, TPM’s home for opinion and news...
talkingpointsmemo.com
November 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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POV you’re still not married and your grandparents just found the nicest boy with a good job they want you to meet
October 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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that boy you're into despite his flaws has learned to breathe water, you know. He keeps sneaking into the reservoir to "escape the cursed bequest of mammalian existence". I saw him doing military pressups on the roof and then the clouds broke to show him the constellations and he screamed in terror
October 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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During the shutdown, Trump could find $40 billion to bail out Argentina & $300 million for a ballroom to host dinner parties with billionaires, but he won’t tap emergency funds to prevent millions of American kids from going hungry?

How cruel is that?
October 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Do you folks have any favorite spooky-season short stories or poems?
October 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
@annaleen.bsky.social , can you confirm you have been solicited by the Mamdani campaign for your expertise concerning sapient busses with resident cats?
this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
October 25, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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Whether it’s conservatives complaining about a redesign of Cracker Barrel’s across the country, or liberals complaining about President Trump bulldozing the East Wing of the White House, it’s clear both sides are engaged in a new political battleground over architecture and design
October 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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America: No Kings

Britain: No Dukes of York
October 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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BIG WORD WEDNESDAY
October 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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October 14, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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I really like General Gronewold’s priorities here. What’s missing, imo, is who called them up. If the Governor was the one asking for the Guard and making sure they were trained to de-escalate and protect Oregonians, the General’s statements would hold more weight than If it’s Noem, to protect ICE.
October 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Troopers just violently attacked protesters, tackled several, several arrests, shoving activists and press with batons.
October 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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October 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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As an instructor, I'd rather see your fever dream, No Doze-fueled 4AM essays written at an IHOP rather than anything generated by an LLM.

Hope this helps
I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.
October 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Thomas Pynchon's world of shadows
unherd.com
October 7, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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when i read books i circle words i like and ignore the rest. not sure what any of the stories are about. but it’s efficient
October 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM