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Valerie
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One half of the Whiskey with Witcher podcast. 🥃⚔️
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Australia recorded ZERO cases of cervical cancer in women under 25 for the first time since they started tracking the cancer in the 80s.

This is the power of vaccines.

The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.

Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
newsGP - Australia set for world-first cervical cancer elimination
Vaccination programs have played a key role, and GPs remain ‘instrumental’ in boosting screening rates to reach the 2035 target.
www1.racgp.org.au
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Isn't it so weird to deeply know in your bones something obvious with no equivocation, for years and years, and then to one day see articles about people wondering if maybe the incredibly obvious thing you've known this whole time might be happening, as if the media is discovering it now??
“This is total armageddon for the online right. It’s looking like half of their large accounts were foreigners posing as Americans all along.”
Top MAGA Influencers Accidentally Unmasked as Foreign Actors
A new feature on Elon Musk’s X has given deeper insight into the online “America First” movement.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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POPE RAVE!
He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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I really think putting staggeringly dumb rich people who are also total jerks in charge of everything was a bad call.
November 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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The entire American experiment is based primarily on the mindless pursuit of wealth resulting in a culture of artifice where unremarkable people who were born or lucked into extreme privilege are treated like kings by armies of sycophants all rushing to the same trough?
Something that’s so striking in these emails is how…unimpressive Epstein is. He comes off as a pompous, sub-literate lech. Yes everyone is so mortifyingly solicitous of him! All fawning and flattery! Why?????
November 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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great night for Sky-sky
November 12, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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I’ve said this before but I couldn’t get insurance when I was pregnant due to my pre existing condition…pregnancy.
For anyone too young to remember what it was like before ACA…

IT WAS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE.
One of the most important provisions of the ACA was eliminating pre-existing conditions exclusions from insurance plans.

Folks need to be reminded that if the ACA goes away, so does that provision.
November 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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If you ever question if your fanfic is too self indulgent please remember that’s actually the point of fanfiction
November 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Daylight Saving Time is increasingly hard to notice when my digital devices are like, "What? Nothing happened. We know what time it is."

And my stove is left blinking and screaming, "IT HAPPENED! TIME SHIFTED UNNATURALLY! THEY'RE ALL LYING! ONLY I KNOW! ONLY I REMEMBER!"
November 5, 2023 at 2:04 PM
A very happy Witcher premier day to all who celebrate. 🐺⚔️❤️
October 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Police once charged a man w assaulting a cop bc of the liquid he “threw” on the cop.

The liquid? The man’s blood. Which was flying off his face. Which the cop had just punched.

Far too often the cops arrest ppl for the harms done by the police.

I’m hoping we are seeing a critical overreach now.
Kat is being federally charged by the FBI for protesting at Broadview.

This is a flagrant political prosecution by the Trump administration, which is trying to prevent free speech and free association.

I am proud of Kat. Her movement is being targeted by the government. She needs your support.
I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.

This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
October 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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lol Shohei "I wanna go to sleep as soon as possible" most relatable motherfucker to ever do it
October 28, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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Game 4 starts in 15 minutes
October 28, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Organist playing The NeverEnding Story theme the way I just cackled out loud.
October 28, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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The Jays and Dodgers will break for Christmas Eve to share a drink in no man’s land, show each other photos of the family they left back home, before heading back to their respective trenches.
October 28, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Whoever decided to use Annie’s “Tomorrow” as the music cue, you’re my kind of asshole.😆
October 28, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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PITCH TO HIM YOU COWARDS
October 28, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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Federal government will be reopened before this game ends.
October 28, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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Please Mr. Baseball I have grandkids
Please Mr. Baseball I have kids
October 28, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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Everyone’s phone in that stadium is at 3% or less
October 28, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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they say there was a time before the Game, once.
October 28, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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AAAAAAHHH
October 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM