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William Bibbiani
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Award-winning film critic for The Wrap. Co-host of The Critically Acclaimed Network. LAFCA. CCA. GALECA. Ace. He/Him. 🎃
RED SONJA was the first live-action, feature-length, theatrically-released Marvel Comics adaptation, not HOWARD THE DUCK.
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 5:33 AM
2016: Christine
2006: Casino Royale
1996: Hamlet
1986: Big Trouble in Little China
1976: All the President's Men
1966: Sword of Doom
1956: Forbidden Planet
1946: La Belle et la Bête
1936: Popeye the Sailor Meets Sindbad the Sailor
1926: The General

I'm not an expert in silents so I'll stop there!
What is your favorite film celebrating a decade anniversary in 2026? We're thinking films released in 2016, 2006, 1996, 1986, 1976, 1966, 1956, 1946, 1936, 1926, etc.
January 6, 2026 at 5:17 AM
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Piss off an AI bro or a multimedia conglomerate. MAKE SOMETHING NEW.
January 6, 2026 at 1:32 AM
gee

i wonder what will happen to gollum
Sir Ian McKellen and Elijah Wood will reunite as Gandalf and Frodo in ‘THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE HUNT FOR GOLLUM’

Production will begin in May.

(via: Gollumgram)
January 6, 2026 at 1:08 AM
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When Elon Musk was forced to buy Twitter and fired 80% of its staff, everyone thought it would collapse immediately. It didn’t.

It rotted from the inside out, becoming a Nazi-infested crucible for hatespeech and AI-deepfake sexual harassment—unrecognizable as the vital social connector it once was.
January 6, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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This would be highly significant in a democracy
One of the most lopsided results you'll ever see in a poll, from our weekend Washington Post poll www.washingtonpost.com/politics/int...
January 6, 2026 at 12:50 AM
I tripped over an open dishwasher, narrowly missed falling on upturned knives, then hit my elbow at full force when I landed, while clutching a glass jar of pickles.

Then I declared to my roommates: “It’s okay! I saved the pickles!”

Anyway, that’s how I PERMANENTLY DENTED A BONE IN MY ELBOW.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.

😅
January 6, 2026 at 12:49 AM
A two-night event with two of the most INDEPENDENT and RENEGADE movies of the century so far.

If you’re in ANY of these cities, but especially NY or LA (which are doing the double feature), you owe it to yourself to see CASTRATION MOVIE on the big screen.
january dates
January 5, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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Ah, the progress of history
January 4, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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Terrible take. Literally every FIFA Peace Prize winner has done this.
No FIFA Peace Prize winner has ever done this before
January 3, 2026 at 3:10 PM
I finally watched all of BEN-HUR and boy, that chariot race sure was something.

“But what did you think of the REST of the movie, Bibbs…?”

Yup… that chariot race sure was something…
January 4, 2026 at 7:18 AM
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me every single day
January 3, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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we did it! a perfectly structured democracy. it's got checks, it's got balances. this thing is made to last. there's only one weakness: bad guys. if somehow some bad guys who don't care about decorum got elected they could basically just tip the whole thing over. luckily such men are unelectable
January 4, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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In light of all its NSFC wins, a reminder that I do not endorse this movie one bit
“it opts to give just enough lip service to its supposed central theme that ‘revolutionary violence is the only way’ so that viewers can feel good about themselves without having to get their hands dirty. ‘The Spook Who Sat by the Door,’ this is not.” Yes, I panned OBAA. And I am Not Sorry.
In ‘One Battle After Another,’ the revolution doesn’t feel so relevant - The Boston Globe
Leonardo DiCaprio and Sean Penn lean into their worst acting instincts in Paul Thomas Anderson's busy satire.
www.bostonglobe.com
January 4, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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The Whitest Kids U Know was ahead of it's time. 😂
We were early but we weren't wrong about Venezuela...
YouTube video by WKUK: Whitest Kids U’ Know
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January 4, 2026 at 12:56 AM
ROOM AT THE TOP is the SLIDING DOORS version of A PLACE IN THE SUN.

I will take no further questions.
January 4, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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forget the long arc of history bending towards justice, I need the rube goldberg machine of inexorable consequence to endgame the kind of profoundly ironic yet blackly hilarious karmic downfall that would’ve had ancient greek theatergoers hollering at the chorus
January 3, 2026 at 12:28 PM
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Best thing I’ve read this morning, from a human rights lawyer in Mexico. Translation is in the ALT-text.
January 3, 2026 at 2:16 PM
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I really hope they ban us from the Olympics, and I love the Olympics. America needs to be woken up by the global community.
January 3, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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"Well, he's a dictator whose people don't actually want him in charge" is an interesting precedent for this guy to set
January 3, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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The president kidnapping the head of state of another country feels like it should be a good enough reason to call out of work
January 3, 2026 at 8:49 PM
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it is incredible that the entire high level legal apparatus of the United States is "anything that helps people is impossible, anything that kills people is permitted"
January 3, 2026 at 2:24 PM
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i am so tired of my life being held captive by the whims of hateful old men
January 3, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.
January 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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The owner sold it to private equity, and people have got to stop doing that if they want brands that last.
After 20 years of shaping American dessert culture, Sprinkles has officially closed all of its stores nationwide, marking the end of a brand that not only helped spark but also outlasted the U.S. cupcake craze.
Sprinkles, known for celeb fans and cupcake ATMs, shuts down abruptly
Sprinkles, a pioneer in the U.S. cupcake craze, has closed all its stores nationwide after 20 years.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 3, 2026 at 6:13 AM