Andrew Pfister
@andrewpfister.bsky.social
Dogs | Beer League Hockey Player | Nintendo Treehouse (opinions are my own)
You are not alone.
You are not alone.
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you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
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Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up
ba-dum
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(loud Phish voice)
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(loud Phish voice)
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JUST IN: Katie Wilson is now ahead of Mayor Bruce Harrell in the Seattle mayoral race.
Stay tuned for details on today's count.
Stay tuned for details on today's count.
November 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
ba-dum
ba-dum
(loud Phish voice)
WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL-SON
ba-dum
(loud Phish voice)
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Join us on Wednesday, Nov 12, at 6am PT for the Nintendo Direct featuring the world premiere of The Super Mario Galaxy Movie official trailer. Please note that no game information will be included in this presentation.
Watch here: ninten.do/6019tMEcd
Watch here: ninten.do/6019tMEcd
November 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Join us on Wednesday, Nov 12, at 6am PT for the Nintendo Direct featuring the world premiere of The Super Mario Galaxy Movie official trailer. Please note that no game information will be included in this presentation.
Watch here: ninten.do/6019tMEcd
Watch here: ninten.do/6019tMEcd
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Cowards die many times before their deaths,
The valiant never taste of death but once.
The valiant never taste of death but once.
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Cowards die many times before their deaths,
The valiant never taste of death but once.
The valiant never taste of death but once.
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The caucus meeting was just to orchestrate who would fall on the sword but not be up for a vote in 2026.
so currently defectors are:
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
November 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The caucus meeting was just to orchestrate who would fall on the sword but not be up for a vote in 2026.
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/2 1. Real human beings will suffer from even a brief stay. 2. The government's position is transparently dishonest and in bad faith. 3. The Supreme Court has lost any benefit of the doubt. They have lost the mandate of the heaven that is the rule of law.
November 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
/2 1. Real human beings will suffer from even a brief stay. 2. The government's position is transparently dishonest and in bad faith. 3. The Supreme Court has lost any benefit of the doubt. They have lost the mandate of the heaven that is the rule of law.
everyone,
everyone shut up
it’s BALL X PIT
everyone shut up
it’s BALL X PIT
"This game is going to make a million dollars."
I spoke to Kenny Sun, the creator of the viral hit Ball X Pit, about how he made the game and what success has been like for him. This week's column:
www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
I spoke to Kenny Sun, the creator of the viral hit Ball X Pit, about how he made the game and what success has been like for him. This week's column:
www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
How ‘Ball X Pit’ Became a Hit Video Game
The indie title has sold 750,000 copies since its release on Oct. 15.
www.bloomberg.com
November 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
everyone,
everyone shut up
it’s BALL X PIT
everyone shut up
it’s BALL X PIT
It’s fun, you should do it and stuff
Kirby Air Riders: Global Test Ride download is up on US eShop (Switch Online members) buff.ly/CEctURB
First Weekend:
• November 8, from 12 a.m. to 6 a.m. PT
• November 8, from 4 p.m. to 10 p.m. PT
• November 9, from 7 a.m. to 1 p.m. PT
First Weekend:
• November 8, from 12 a.m. to 6 a.m. PT
• November 8, from 4 p.m. to 10 p.m. PT
• November 9, from 7 a.m. to 1 p.m. PT
November 7, 2025 at 6:13 PM
It’s fun, you should do it and stuff
Negligible difference in my mind between these bastards and the Sackler family knowingly pushing opioids
I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
ChatGPT encouraged college graduate to commit suicide, family claims in lawsuit against OpenAI | CNN
A 23-year-old man killed himself in Texas after ChatGPT ‘goaded’ him to commit suicide, his family says in a lawsuit.
www.cnn.com
November 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Negligible difference in my mind between these bastards and the Sackler family knowingly pushing opioids
*now* I'll have enough time to play through GTA 5
(I will not play through GTA 5)
(I will not play through GTA 5)
November 6, 2025 at 9:11 PM
*now* I'll have enough time to play through GTA 5
(I will not play through GTA 5)
(I will not play through GTA 5)
is an acquittal a sandwich
BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
www.nbcnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
is an acquittal a sandwich
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It's so funny the RFK immediately looks for a hole and hits the bricks
holy shit -- one of Trump's toadies just passed out and the White House event is brought to an abrupt end
November 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
It's so funny the RFK immediately looks for a hole and hits the bricks
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Extremely proud and honored to have been part of the 8-4 team on Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment as an English Translation Producer and Editor! Huge huge thank you to Nintendo, @thehalpnetwork.bsky.social, and all our incredible voice actors for helping us bring this story to life!
November 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Extremely proud and honored to have been part of the 8-4 team on Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment as an English Translation Producer and Editor! Huge huge thank you to Nintendo, @thehalpnetwork.bsky.social, and all our incredible voice actors for helping us bring this story to life!
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If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
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Seeing this bubble grow from the front row and yelling into the void as we head towards 2008 part deux is making me lose my mind.
BREAKING: OpenAI is requesting US government support to help guarantee financing for the massive investments in AI chips and data centers it needs for expansion, per Bloomberg.
November 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Seeing this bubble grow from the front row and yelling into the void as we head towards 2008 part deux is making me lose my mind.
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Seattle Mayor Bruce Harrell has a 7-percentage-point lead (53.3% to 46.2%) over progressive challenger Katie Wilson.
But there is a very good chance he will end up losing.
🧵 1/7
But there is a very good chance he will end up losing.
🧵 1/7
November 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Seattle Mayor Bruce Harrell has a 7-percentage-point lead (53.3% to 46.2%) over progressive challenger Katie Wilson.
But there is a very good chance he will end up losing.
🧵 1/7
But there is a very good chance he will end up losing.
🧵 1/7
What’s interesting is that exit polling is clearly showing what’s forefront on everybody’s mind: BALL X PIT
November 5, 2025 at 5:51 AM
What’s interesting is that exit polling is clearly showing what’s forefront on everybody’s mind: BALL X PIT
badly
BREAKING: every Republican has died
November 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
badly
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I cannot stress enough that people are sick of MAGA's shit
Holy shit, the Prop 50 turnout was massive! NYT projecting 10.6 million votes, CA GOV 2022 was 10.9M votes.
November 5, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I cannot stress enough that people are sick of MAGA's shit
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genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died