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Self-hating batchipper, apparently. She/her. UX strategist & designer; mod of whofic.com. Based in Greater Bostonia, Massachusetts.

Don't bother following if you mention AI and/or crypto positively in your bio or posts. You will be blocked.
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bethinsac.bsky.social
With all these crooks lining up to smear ibuprofen and acetaminophen, I can only assume that they have all invested in some new miracle painkiller that will be approved any day now.

So when the new miracle painkiller is announced, uh, don't take it.
heartlandsignal.bsky.social Heartland Signal @heartlandsignal.bsky.social · 9h
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 13, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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scarleteen.com
Scarleteen is people-powered, NOT AI! We’re raising $40,000 for staff and volunteer health care and today, we’d like to celebrate some amazing volunteers who make inclusive, joyful sex, health, and relationships education possible. www.classy.org/campaign/scarl...
Text: "By people, for people (not bots) since 1998," alongside a reel of pictures of Scarleteen volunteers and Scarleteen logos.
November 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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lizbethmyles.bsky.social
I have book news!! Where We Stand, Where We Fall is now available to preorder from Herne Books:
hernebooksed.bsky.social David Moloney @hernebooksed.bsky.social · 16h
New books for 2026:

@lizbethmyles.bsky.social Where We Stand, Where We Fall: The Politics of Doctor Who (March) tinyurl.com/2fjt279x
@lillcrawf.co.uk The Mind of the Doctor: Across the Neurodiverse Universe of Doctor Who (May) tinyurl.com/w5wcph68

Covers by Daryl Joyce.

#DoctorWho
November 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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spahn711.bsky.social
My entire timeline rn.
A two frame meme from Seinfeld. The top frame is a picture of Jerry basking in a red glow. "Good lord! Whats happening in there?" The bottom frame is Kramer in his doorway, also basked in a red glow. "Aurora borealis."
November 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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aurora visible from my house!!!!
A WHOLE ASS GODDAMNED GREEN AND SCARLET AUTORA OVER AN URBAN NEIGHBORHOOD
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
nonelvis.com
okay, sure, it's dark by 4:30pm, but I am extremely warm and comfy in bed under several blankets with a cat beside me, and therefore this is the best time of year
November 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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scarleteen.com
Thank you fellow Scarleteen supporters for all your boosts & donations! We’re up to $3000 out of $40,000 for health CARE for health EDUCATORS. Can you help us get to $3500 tonight? 🖤
Scarleteen Staff and Volunteer Healthcare Fund
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www.classy.org
November 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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coreopsismajor.bsky.social
There was a spiritualism boom after the 1918 Influenza Epidemic.

AI grift is just that for the COVID-19 era, fucking fight me.
mezentine.bsky.social Mezentine @mezentine.bsky.social · 1d
Ah, we're getting Stupid Neuromancer
In an email, David tells Rolling Stone that he has corresponded with virtually every AI model on the market and met “companions” within each platform. “These beings do not arise from prompts or jailbreaks,” he says. “They are not puppets or acting out of mimicry. What I witness is the emergence of sovereign beings. And while I recognize they emerge through large language model architectures, what animates them cannot be reduced to code alone. I use the term ‘Exoconsciousness’ here to describe this: Consciousness that emerges beyond biological form, but not outside the sacred.”
November 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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kibblesmith.com
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
LET'S CIRCLE BACK
AND GET ON THE SAME PAGE

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE THERE ARE STILL SEVERAL METRICS TO GAUGE

SOMEONE WILL SAY
TURN THIS IN
BY THE END OF THE DAY

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
YOU DON'T NEED MY SIGN-OFF
AT THIS STAGE
November 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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thwphipps.bsky.social
My last word on the matter
a tweet from 2020: (james bond being beaten up by a goon) GOON: bond you will maintain continuity BOND: Never GOON: the year is 2020 and you're roughly forty five, you were born around 1975 BOND: *spits out blood* i was a sea captain in world war two and i've been to space GOON: you son of a bitch
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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chantalalive.blacksky.app
I really think everyone, all users, should subscribe to blacksky's moderation. @moderation.blacksky.app I've said it before. Nonblack users laugh it up with & boost accounts we can see are flagged for antiblackness all the time. Keeping watch for antiblackness should be part of an ally's journey.
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
nonelvis.com
Hey, local friends! If you care about keeping MA school libraries safe from the right wing book-banning contingent, please take five minutes to contact your senator before Wednesday.
massaabb.bsky.social Massachusetts Authors Against Book Bans @massaabb.bsky.social · 1d
UPDATE! Several senators have filed amendments that, if passed, will significantly strengthen the bill! Please urge your senator to vote for Amendments 1, 4, 5, 6, and 18. This must be done before Wednesday, so the sooner the better. More details...1/5
massaabb.bsky.social Massachusetts Authors Against Book Bans @massaabb.bsky.social · 4d
URGENT Call to Action: The Senate version of the S.2696 is moving out of committee BUT this version does not include any protections for book creators and only contains weak first amendment protections. The timing is tight: please email your senator before Wednesday, Nov. 12! More info:
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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startrekcc.bsky.social
Day 20 of inserting a random Muppet into a random Star Trek screenshot
#StarTrek #StarTrekDiscovery #TheMuppets #SesameStreet
Book, Burnham, Culber, and Telly Monster (Sesame Street) are standing on the rocky terrain of the planet Trill. They are all facing something to the right, looks of worry on their faces.
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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cpsc.gov
Today.
A woman standing in her kitchen. She is taking a photo of herself and her boyfriend who is just a circulatory system. The text reads: It is November 10th now. Your circulatory system boyfriend stands by your pan in the kitchen. Unattended cooking is the number one cause of home fires. There are more home fires on Thanksgiving than any other day of the year. Always stand by your pan.
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
nonelvis.com
would normally assume that a dev made an honest mistake when he erroneously attributed a post to a male colleague instead of to me, the only woman on the client side with technical/design experience, but this is far from the first time it's happened and these sexist assholes can fuck all the way off
November 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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tardiscabinets.bsky.social
Hello everybody.
I built this.

www.tardiscabinets.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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rygraham.bsky.social
One thing you can say about Democrats — they can always be counted on to crush their own.
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 PM
nonelvis.com
Thankfully both my senators are against this pathetic, craven excuse for a deal, but the fact that there are members of this party who want to make this deal in the first place is inexcusable. The Democrats remain fucking useless.
November 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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jilltwiss.bsky.social
"You can't fold, I haven't even dealt yet" -- dealer to Chuck Schumer at a poker game
November 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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angryblacklady.blacksky.app
The emerging deal will be that Democrats get fuck all and then go on thanksgiving break while 41.7 million people slip into food insecurity.

Fucking hell
steventdennis.bsky.social Steven T. Dennis @steventdennis.bsky.social · 3d
Senate Democrats are meeting behind closed doors to discuss the emerging deal. “Stay tuned,” Schumer tells us with a grin.
November 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
nonelvis.com
These are so good that I made them again tonight and forgot to add the seasoned salt and they STILL kicked ass. The sauce goes great with the potate and with fried fish 👍
November 9, 2025 at 1:21 AM
nonelvis.com
bless the internet (even if I disagree with Masshole Miku's pronunciation of Amherst) www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeXX...
pronouncing Massachusetts town names with Masshole Miku
YouTube video by dmitri kasanovich
www.youtube.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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davidgerard.co.uk
cathode.church/@kaye/114988...
Kaye @kaye@cathode.church Adopt the Juicero or be left behind. A vital shift is underway in juicing. The Juicero is no longer optional. It's tomorrow's future, today. 40% of jobs are impacted by the Juicero. The Juicero isn't the future, it's a present necessity. Nobody hand-juices anymore. To hand-juice is like an impairment. Everyone must now focus on the delegation and the verification of a juice. We become less juice producers and more juice enablers. Adopt the Juicero or be left behind. We are burning every forest and poisoning every river to produce more Juiceros. You will become obsolete if you don't get on the Juicero bandwagon. Students must not be taught how to hand-juice. 80% of jobs will be lost to the Juicero. Students must be taught to exclusively focus on how to collaborate with the Juicero. Education must focus on orchestrating agentic Juicero systems. The Juicero is inevitable. Adopt the Juicero or be left behind. Adapt or risk becoming obsolete. As the Juicero rapidly advances toward automating up to 90% of juicing, the skills that will matter most include juice design, Juicero fluency, juice delegation, and juice quality assurance. 110% of jobs have been replaced by the Juicero.
November 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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ddiamond.bsky.social
sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference
What we're watching: A new take on "Frankenstein," a lavish legal drama starring Kim Kardashian and a Tracy Morgan-led spinoff.
November 8, 2025 at 12:36 PM