nonelvis
@nonelvis.com
Self-hating batchipper, apparently. She/her. UX strategist & designer; mod of whofic.com. Based in Greater Bostonia, Massachusetts.
Don't bother following if you mention AI and/or crypto positively in your bio or posts. You will be blocked.
Don't bother following if you mention AI and/or crypto positively in your bio or posts. You will be blocked.
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For the FINAL Eurowhat? (of 2025): let's chat about what happens when the object of your fandom gets problematic.
@zoecharlottejay.bsky.social reached out to us IMMEDIATELY after all the recent kerblooey at the EBU and she was ABSOLUTELY the person I wanted to chat with about all of this. Tune in!
@zoecharlottejay.bsky.social reached out to us IMMEDIATELY after all the recent kerblooey at the EBU and she was ABSOLUTELY the person I wanted to chat with about all of this. Tune in!
🎆 NEW EPISODE 🎆
How do fans cope when the object of their fandom becomes problematic? @zoecharlottejay.bsky.social returns to share insights from her research within the #Eurovision community www.eurowhat.com/286
How do fans cope when the object of their fandom becomes problematic? @zoecharlottejay.bsky.social returns to share insights from her research within the #Eurovision community www.eurowhat.com/286
December 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
For the FINAL Eurowhat? (of 2025): let's chat about what happens when the object of your fandom gets problematic.
@zoecharlottejay.bsky.social reached out to us IMMEDIATELY after all the recent kerblooey at the EBU and she was ABSOLUTELY the person I wanted to chat with about all of this. Tune in!
@zoecharlottejay.bsky.social reached out to us IMMEDIATELY after all the recent kerblooey at the EBU and she was ABSOLUTELY the person I wanted to chat with about all of this. Tune in!
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went to the austin kinokuniya and the store manager sure is Going Through Some Shit.
also man bro should not be running a bookstore bro should become an artist
also man bro should not be running a bookstore bro should become an artist
December 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
went to the austin kinokuniya and the store manager sure is Going Through Some Shit.
also man bro should not be running a bookstore bro should become an artist
also man bro should not be running a bookstore bro should become an artist
Have been outside in the frigid wastelands to buy fancy cheese & meat, collard greens, and a few staples at H-Mart. That's enough outdoors for today.
(Wind + terror the front door had been blown open kept me awake from 4:15-5:45am. Joke's on me, the door had frozen shut)
(Wind + terror the front door had been blown open kept me awake from 4:15-5:45am. Joke's on me, the door had frozen shut)
December 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Have been outside in the frigid wastelands to buy fancy cheese & meat, collard greens, and a few staples at H-Mart. That's enough outdoors for today.
(Wind + terror the front door had been blown open kept me awake from 4:15-5:45am. Joke's on me, the door had frozen shut)
(Wind + terror the front door had been blown open kept me awake from 4:15-5:45am. Joke's on me, the door had frozen shut)
The eternal question: is this fic actually good, or is it only good because it is exactly what I wanted to read, so I wrote it?
December 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
The eternal question: is this fic actually good, or is it only good because it is exactly what I wanted to read, so I wrote it?
I had major back surgery and went from being unable to walk a few blocks without agonizing pain to being able to do side planks and kickboxing workouts. (After many months, obvs.)
Also, while an imperfect year professionally for *waves hands* reasons, I designed some kickass software features.
Also, while an imperfect year professionally for *waves hands* reasons, I designed some kickass software features.
Every year around this time I do the same thread and it has been a lot of fun.
Tell me something you did in 2025 that you're proud of that you want everyone to know about. Did you write a book? Did you get a promotion? Did you survive the year?
I want to spend the end of the year celebrating you.
Tell me something you did in 2025 that you're proud of that you want everyone to know about. Did you write a book? Did you get a promotion? Did you survive the year?
I want to spend the end of the year celebrating you.
December 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I had major back surgery and went from being unable to walk a few blocks without agonizing pain to being able to do side planks and kickboxing workouts. (After many months, obvs.)
Also, while an imperfect year professionally for *waves hands* reasons, I designed some kickass software features.
Also, while an imperfect year professionally for *waves hands* reasons, I designed some kickass software features.
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this will keep going until i run out of gift codes, so i decided to lower the requirements: only 500+ are required now
just send me a dm and i'll send you the redeem link!
just send me a dm and i'll send you the redeem link!
since just asking for dms didn't work out as i expected, i'll just say it here:
i'm gifting a 3-months Sponsor deck.blue membership for artists on bluesky! just reach me out on the dms to get it and be able to schedule posts!
requirements: 1k+ followers, don't use ai and keep posting real art!
i'm gifting a 3-months Sponsor deck.blue membership for artists on bluesky! just reach me out on the dms to get it and be able to schedule posts!
requirements: 1k+ followers, don't use ai and keep posting real art!
if you're an artist with 1k+ followers that uses deck.blue to schedule posts, please reach me out over on the dms! i have something for you all
December 29, 2025 at 2:18 PM
this will keep going until i run out of gift codes, so i decided to lower the requirements: only 500+ are required now
just send me a dm and i'll send you the redeem link!
just send me a dm and i'll send you the redeem link!
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
BLACK BAG sure was a Steven Soderbergh movie (complimentary)
December 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
BLACK BAG sure was a Steven Soderbergh movie (complimentary)
I am trying to be good about leaving at least 48 hours between finishing the fic and editing the fic, but dang, I want to edit it and make sure the ending works. (We'll watch a movie tonight – BLACK BAG – that'll distract me.)
December 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I am trying to be good about leaving at least 48 hours between finishing the fic and editing the fic, but dang, I want to edit it and make sure the ending works. (We'll watch a movie tonight – BLACK BAG – that'll distract me.)
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I have not been read this year's Yuletide fics because I've spent the last week or so feeling extremely antisocial but this one is fucking incredible archiveofourown.org/works/73396436
Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death - Anonymous - The Lottery - Shirley Jackson [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
December 28, 2025 at 8:27 AM
I have not been read this year's Yuletide fics because I've spent the last week or so feeling extremely antisocial but this one is fucking incredible archiveofourown.org/works/73396436
Every time I have to design anything in WordPress I am reminded just how much I hate designing anything in WordPress
December 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Every time I have to design anything in WordPress I am reminded just how much I hate designing anything in WordPress
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Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
December 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
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This is just going to always be my go-to response to this kind of thing anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
December 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This is just going to always be my go-to response to this kind of thing anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
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/ DO U THINK U REPENTED HARD ENOUGH IN 2025?
/ WELL WAT DEW U THINK 2026 IS GOING 2 BE?
/ WILL 2026 BE THE YEAR OF REPENTANCE 2 UR WEATHER LORDS?
/ GET IN BUDDY, WE'RE HEADED 2 2026
/ WELL WAT DEW U THINK 2026 IS GOING 2 BE?
/ WILL 2026 BE THE YEAR OF REPENTANCE 2 UR WEATHER LORDS?
/ GET IN BUDDY, WE'RE HEADED 2 2026
December 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
/ DO U THINK U REPENTED HARD ENOUGH IN 2025?
/ WELL WAT DEW U THINK 2026 IS GOING 2 BE?
/ WILL 2026 BE THE YEAR OF REPENTANCE 2 UR WEATHER LORDS?
/ GET IN BUDDY, WE'RE HEADED 2 2026
/ WELL WAT DEW U THINK 2026 IS GOING 2 BE?
/ WILL 2026 BE THE YEAR OF REPENTANCE 2 UR WEATHER LORDS?
/ GET IN BUDDY, WE'RE HEADED 2 2026
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since just asking for dms didn't work out as i expected, i'll just say it here:
i'm gifting a 3-months Sponsor deck.blue membership for artists on bluesky! just reach me out on the dms to get it and be able to schedule posts!
requirements: 1k+ followers, don't use ai and keep posting real art!
i'm gifting a 3-months Sponsor deck.blue membership for artists on bluesky! just reach me out on the dms to get it and be able to schedule posts!
requirements: 1k+ followers, don't use ai and keep posting real art!
if you're an artist with 1k+ followers that uses deck.blue to schedule posts, please reach me out over on the dms! i have something for you all
December 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
since just asking for dms didn't work out as i expected, i'll just say it here:
i'm gifting a 3-months Sponsor deck.blue membership for artists on bluesky! just reach me out on the dms to get it and be able to schedule posts!
requirements: 1k+ followers, don't use ai and keep posting real art!
i'm gifting a 3-months Sponsor deck.blue membership for artists on bluesky! just reach me out on the dms to get it and be able to schedule posts!
requirements: 1k+ followers, don't use ai and keep posting real art!
NYE dessert plans driven entirely by what's left over in the fridge/freezer, so some kind of pistachio-crusted chocolate mousse pie made with crème fraîche it might be
December 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
NYE dessert plans driven entirely by what's left over in the fridge/freezer, so some kind of pistachio-crusted chocolate mousse pie made with crème fraîche it might be
Relatedly, we just finished watching FRAUDS, with Jodie Whittaker and Suranne Jones, and it spent six episodes wasting some incredible female talent on a mediocre script – whereas OCEAN'S EIGHT covers similar ground in much less time and does it so much better.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but OCEAN'S EIGHT is leaving Netflix on Dec 31
(we own it on DVD, I can watch it anytime, but streaming is awfully convenient, so Netflix it is)
(we own it on DVD, I can watch it anytime, but streaming is awfully convenient, so Netflix it is)
a couple of women blowing soap bubbles in front of a window .
Alt: Sandra Bullock and Cate Blanchett, both wearing sunglasses, blow bubbles at a window
media.tenor.com
December 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Relatedly, we just finished watching FRAUDS, with Jodie Whittaker and Suranne Jones, and it spent six episodes wasting some incredible female talent on a mediocre script – whereas OCEAN'S EIGHT covers similar ground in much less time and does it so much better.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but OCEAN'S EIGHT is leaving Netflix on Dec 31
(we own it on DVD, I can watch it anytime, but streaming is awfully convenient, so Netflix it is)
(we own it on DVD, I can watch it anytime, but streaming is awfully convenient, so Netflix it is)
a couple of women blowing soap bubbles in front of a window .
Alt: Sandra Bullock and Cate Blanchett, both wearing sunglasses, blow bubbles at a window
media.tenor.com
December 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but OCEAN'S EIGHT is leaving Netflix on Dec 31
(we own it on DVD, I can watch it anytime, but streaming is awfully convenient, so Netflix it is)
(we own it on DVD, I can watch it anytime, but streaming is awfully convenient, so Netflix it is)
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Here’s to 2026
December 27, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Here’s to 2026
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With my mouth
Name your fav way to eat potatoes
December 27, 2025 at 4:23 AM
With my mouth
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Welcome to SURREAL WEEK, where calories don't count, drinking is governed by airport rules, no one cares how you're dressed, and marathoning old movies is the norm. You have until January 5th when doing absolutely fucking nothing becomes embarrassing again. Do nothing with it wisely.
December 26, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Welcome to SURREAL WEEK, where calories don't count, drinking is governed by airport rules, no one cares how you're dressed, and marathoning old movies is the norm. You have until January 5th when doing absolutely fucking nothing becomes embarrassing again. Do nothing with it wisely.
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JUST LIKE THEY DID WHEN MASSACHUSETTS INSTITUTED A WEALTH TAX
OH WAIT THEY DIDN'T MASSACHUSETTS ACTUALLY HAS MORE RICH PEOPLE NOW BECAUSE THE STATE CAN AFFORD TO BE A NICER PLACE FOR EVERYONE TO LIVE
OH WAIT THEY DIDN'T MASSACHUSETTS ACTUALLY HAS MORE RICH PEOPLE NOW BECAUSE THE STATE CAN AFFORD TO BE A NICER PLACE FOR EVERYONE TO LIVE
Billionaires are considering cutting or reducing their ties to California by the end of the year because of a proposed ballot measure that could tax the state’s wealthiest residents.
A Wealth Tax Floated in California Has Billionaires Thinking of Leaving
It’s uncertain whether the proposal will reach the statewide ballot in November, but some billionaires like Peter Thiel and Larry Page may be unwilling to take the risk.
nyti.ms
December 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
JUST LIKE THEY DID WHEN MASSACHUSETTS INSTITUTED A WEALTH TAX
OH WAIT THEY DIDN'T MASSACHUSETTS ACTUALLY HAS MORE RICH PEOPLE NOW BECAUSE THE STATE CAN AFFORD TO BE A NICER PLACE FOR EVERYONE TO LIVE
OH WAIT THEY DIDN'T MASSACHUSETTS ACTUALLY HAS MORE RICH PEOPLE NOW BECAUSE THE STATE CAN AFFORD TO BE A NICER PLACE FOR EVERYONE TO LIVE
Rewatched WAKE UP DEAD MAN this afternoon. KNIVES OUT remains my favorite just because of sheer delight (and locations I've been to), and GLASS ONION is terrific at skewering people who really need skewering – but WUDM's exploration of faith is just so, so solid.
December 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Rewatched WAKE UP DEAD MAN this afternoon. KNIVES OUT remains my favorite just because of sheer delight (and locations I've been to), and GLASS ONION is terrific at skewering people who really need skewering – but WUDM's exploration of faith is just so, so solid.
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Became fully radicalized by seeing you are no longer able to own Charlie Brown Christmas, it is only available by subscription to Apple TV
There were 837 people seeding its torrent though, and THAT'S the true meaning of Christmas.
There were 837 people seeding its torrent though, and THAT'S the true meaning of Christmas.
December 26, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Became fully radicalized by seeing you are no longer able to own Charlie Brown Christmas, it is only available by subscription to Apple TV
There were 837 people seeding its torrent though, and THAT'S the true meaning of Christmas.
There were 837 people seeding its torrent though, and THAT'S the true meaning of Christmas.
Someday this man will no longer be with us, and I'm going to be *so* sad.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIgI...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIgI...
Tom Baker's Christmas message 2025
YouTube video by Tom Baker Official
www.youtube.com
December 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Someday this man will no longer be with us, and I'm going to be *so* sad.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIgI...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIgI...