nonelvis
@nonelvis.com
Self-hating batchipper, apparently. She/her. UX strategist & designer; mod of whofic.com. Based in Greater Bostonia, Massachusetts.
Don't bother following if you mention AI and/or crypto positively in your bio or posts. You will be blocked.
Don't bother following if you mention AI and/or crypto positively in your bio or posts. You will be blocked.
full-on sickos.jpg about this, have to hope it tastes as good as it looks
February 16, 2026 at 12:26 AM
full-on sickos.jpg about this, have to hope it tastes as good as it looks
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For folks here who enjoy speaking Yiddish or reading Yiddish or just looking at Yiddish, we've got a bluesky feed for that!
August 31, 2024 at 6:39 PM
For folks here who enjoy speaking Yiddish or reading Yiddish or just looking at Yiddish, we've got a bluesky feed for that!
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douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.
February 15, 2026 at 10:10 PM
douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
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A romance cartoon for the @theguardian.com
February 15, 2026 at 10:30 AM
A romance cartoon for the @theguardian.com
Warning for anyone watching HOW TO GET TO HEAVEN FROM BELFAST, since Netflix didn't bother doing it: the first few minutes of ep1 involve a lot of flashing lights
enjoying it so far, but wish Netflix had remembered people with migraines/epilepsy exist
enjoying it so far, but wish Netflix had remembered people with migraines/epilepsy exist
February 15, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Warning for anyone watching HOW TO GET TO HEAVEN FROM BELFAST, since Netflix didn't bother doing it: the first few minutes of ep1 involve a lot of flashing lights
enjoying it so far, but wish Netflix had remembered people with migraines/epilepsy exist
enjoying it so far, but wish Netflix had remembered people with migraines/epilepsy exist
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On Valentine's Day, it seems appropriate to announce the new thing I'm working on: Meet The Shipping Lane, a newsletter and website about romance in media and why (a lot) more fictional characters should kiss. Please subscribe, follow, and tell me there's an audience for this somewhere. 💕
Consider This Our Meet-Cute
Talking about love is like dancing about architecture. We should do more of it.
www.shipping-lane.com
February 14, 2026 at 5:43 PM
On Valentine's Day, it seems appropriate to announce the new thing I'm working on: Meet The Shipping Lane, a newsletter and website about romance in media and why (a lot) more fictional characters should kiss. Please subscribe, follow, and tell me there's an audience for this somewhere. 💕
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Happy Valentine's Day
February 14, 2024 at 1:29 PM
Happy Valentine's Day
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Our 2026 convention wrap-up article -- and a brief preview of our 2027 event -- is now available on our website at gallifreyone.com, newly updated with the theme and initial details from next year's event! #gally1
February 14, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Our 2026 convention wrap-up article -- and a brief preview of our 2027 event -- is now available on our website at gallifreyone.com, newly updated with the theme and initial details from next year's event! #gally1
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can you imagine how disappointed you’d be if you knew nothing about this book and only picked it up for this particular cover
February 14, 2026 at 8:23 AM
can you imagine how disappointed you’d be if you knew nothing about this book and only picked it up for this particular cover
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I know I’ve already warned you about the grizzlies cloning capabilities but it bears repeating.
February 14, 2026 at 12:58 AM
I know I’ve already warned you about the grizzlies cloning capabilities but it bears repeating.
Sunday's cooking project: www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/flak...
Flaky Puff Crust Pizza
This sheet-pan pizza, with its shatteringly flaky, pastry-like crust, is in a category all its own. Its distinct layers come from layering in butter with the same sort of “lamination” process used to ...
www.kingarthurbaking.com
February 13, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Sunday's cooking project: www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/flak...
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You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).
February 13, 2026 at 5:09 PM
You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).
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I would like to hear Johnny Weir and Tara Lipinski call a baseball game
February 13, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I would like to hear Johnny Weir and Tara Lipinski call a baseball game
As ever, there's very little I can say about this administration and its policies that won't risk a suspension, so let's just go with "everyone in ICE should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law" as the polite version of what's in my head
Immigrant whom #ICE grabbed and shipped to the Dominican Republic is allowed to return - and is promptly grabbed again at Logan
www.universalhub.com/2026/immigra...
#Boston #immigrants #lawsuits
www.universalhub.com/2026/immigra...
#Boston #immigrants #lawsuits
February 13, 2026 at 7:51 PM
As ever, there's very little I can say about this administration and its policies that won't risk a suspension, so let's just go with "everyone in ICE should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law" as the polite version of what's in my head
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Okay but she posted on Reddit after the broadcast that she realized partway through Double Jeopardy that this was her only way to win, and started deliberately picking clues/buzzing in to maximize the odds that they would be tied going into Final. Absolute galaxy brain.
February 13, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Okay but she posted on Reddit after the broadcast that she realized partway through Double Jeopardy that this was her only way to win, and started deliberately picking clues/buzzing in to maximize the odds that they would be tied going into Final. Absolute galaxy brain.
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bro this lady on Jeopardy was deep in third place going into Final Jeopardy, and she didn’t know the answer so she just wrote “i hope they both bet it all” and the other two guys fucking bet it all and got it wrong and she won
February 13, 2026 at 1:57 AM
bro this lady on Jeopardy was deep in third place going into Final Jeopardy, and she didn’t know the answer so she just wrote “i hope they both bet it all” and the other two guys fucking bet it all and got it wrong and she won
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Reminder that your turkeys won't work straight from frozen, you need to give them several days to thaw.
@universalhub.com
@universalhub.com
February 13, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Reminder that your turkeys won't work straight from frozen, you need to give them several days to thaw.
@universalhub.com
@universalhub.com
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Kate Mulgrew’s social media team deserves a raise.
February 13, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Kate Mulgrew’s social media team deserves a raise.
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Jewish mama perfection.
Best advertisement I’ve seen so far at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival
February 13, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Jewish mama perfection.
Tastiest Gally souvenir, other than the four boxes of Girl Scout cookies: two Meyer lemons from a friend's parents' tree, now going into this (with farro instead of freekeh, couldn't find that at the store)
www.foodandwine.com/recipes/chic...
www.foodandwine.com/recipes/chic...
Chicken Freekeh Skillet with Warm Feta-Lemon Relish Recipe
Crispy chicken and hearty whole-grain freekeh headline Ann Taylor Pittman's one-skillet supper that’s on the dinner table in 35 minutes. Get the recipe at Food & Wine.
www.foodandwine.com
February 12, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Tastiest Gally souvenir, other than the four boxes of Girl Scout cookies: two Meyer lemons from a friend's parents' tree, now going into this (with farro instead of freekeh, couldn't find that at the store)
www.foodandwine.com/recipes/chic...
www.foodandwine.com/recipes/chic...
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Gandalf really is heroic when you consider that there were originally five wizards and one of them turned evil, two of them fucked off and went out east to have orgies, and one is just super into talking to gophers. The one last hope of free peoples was the stoner and that crazy mfer did it.
February 12, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Gandalf really is heroic when you consider that there were originally five wizards and one of them turned evil, two of them fucked off and went out east to have orgies, and one is just super into talking to gophers. The one last hope of free peoples was the stoner and that crazy mfer did it.
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News -- Boston Harbor Distillery to open a beverage garden in the former Trillium space on The Greenway in Downtown Boston. bostonrestaurants.blogspot.com/2026/02/bost...
#distillery #boston
#distillery #boston
Boston Harbor Distillery to Open a Beverage Garden in the Former Trillium Space on The Greenway in Downtown Boston
Last month it was reported that a popular outdoor beer garden would not be returning to its space in downtown Boston, and now we have learne...
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February 12, 2026 at 10:31 PM
News -- Boston Harbor Distillery to open a beverage garden in the former Trillium space on The Greenway in Downtown Boston. bostonrestaurants.blogspot.com/2026/02/bost...
#distillery #boston
#distillery #boston
This was fun, and I hope we get Family Feud at next year's #gally1! (Though if anyone else has the same answer I had for #6, I'll be shocked.)
ATTN: Doctor Who fans! I'm looking to host a game of Who-themed Family Feud at next year's Gallifrey One (almost certainly an unofficial event).
If you are a fan of Doctor Who, please consider clicking the link to fill out the survey and sharing it with others. One response per person, please.
If you are a fan of Doctor Who, please consider clicking the link to fill out the survey and sharing it with others. One response per person, please.
Doctor Who Family Feud Survey
Please answer all questions with a short word or phrase (the survey will not allow you to leave answers blank). Although you have to sign-in (this is to discourage the submission of multiple…
docs.google.com
February 12, 2026 at 9:00 PM
This was fun, and I hope we get Family Feud at next year's #gally1! (Though if anyone else has the same answer I had for #6, I'll be shocked.)
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ATTN: Doctor Who fans! I'm looking to host a game of Who-themed Family Feud at next year's Gallifrey One (almost certainly an unofficial event).
If you are a fan of Doctor Who, please consider clicking the link to fill out the survey and sharing it with others. One response per person, please.
If you are a fan of Doctor Who, please consider clicking the link to fill out the survey and sharing it with others. One response per person, please.
Doctor Who Family Feud Survey
Please answer all questions with a short word or phrase (the survey will not allow you to leave answers blank). Although you have to sign-in (this is to discourage the submission of multiple…
docs.google.com
February 12, 2026 at 8:21 PM
ATTN: Doctor Who fans! I'm looking to host a game of Who-themed Family Feud at next year's Gallifrey One (almost certainly an unofficial event).
If you are a fan of Doctor Who, please consider clicking the link to fill out the survey and sharing it with others. One response per person, please.
If you are a fan of Doctor Who, please consider clicking the link to fill out the survey and sharing it with others. One response per person, please.