nonelvis
@nonelvis.com
Self-hating batchipper, apparently. She/her. UX strategist & designer; mod of whofic.com. Based in Greater Bostonia, Massachusetts.
Don't bother following if you mention AI and/or crypto positively in your bio or posts. You will be blocked.
Don't bother following if you mention AI and/or crypto positively in your bio or posts. You will be blocked.
aurora visible from my house!!!!
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
aurora visible from my house!!!!
man, I was already gonna cancel my Dovetail subscription, they didn't need to add this feature to make me cancel it even harder
November 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
man, I was already gonna cancel my Dovetail subscription, they didn't need to add this feature to make me cancel it even harder
Hope everything is okay. In the meantime, Nicole would like you to know that no one loves her.
November 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Hope everything is okay. In the meantime, Nicole would like you to know that no one loves her.
Illustrator, I just want to see the three documents I have open in different windows. What even is this bullshit with listing EVERY SINGLE TOOL as a "window."
October 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Illustrator, I just want to see the three documents I have open in different windows. What even is this bullshit with listing EVERY SINGLE TOOL as a "window."
the only reason I didn't hit the block button instantaneously for this new extremely and definitely real human follower is that I was laughing too hard at the bio
October 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
the only reason I didn't hit the block button instantaneously for this new extremely and definitely real human follower is that I was laughing too hard at the bio
Reading that WIRED article about Cybertruck owners and crying with laughter because some jokes just write themselves
![How do you feel about becoming a political lightning rod?
People occasionally just flip [me] off or whatever, but nobody's come up to me and tried to make a statement about anything. Personally, it's kind of dumb. It's just a vehicle. So it's ironic that it would even become a political statement, but nonetheless it is. [Editor’s note: Taylor was arrested and convicted of conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding in the January 6 attack on the Capitol. He was later pardoned by President Trump.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yvfxmpm6zfrugkguk5zj5ua3/bafkreifzpiz22y73epzogjcmd7tbqknjyjucrh55gg6g3kc2hor3tq3bfi@jpeg)
October 16, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Reading that WIRED article about Cybertruck owners and crying with laughter because some jokes just write themselves
just me searching for the Yom Kippur meditation I found last night, being presented with an ad for Mark Wahlberg's meditation on some Catholic app, not feeling particularly like I'm the one who should be atoning right now for putting this ad on a Judaism-related search
October 2, 2025 at 11:48 AM
just me searching for the Yom Kippur meditation I found last night, being presented with an ad for Mark Wahlberg's meditation on some Catholic app, not feeling particularly like I'm the one who should be atoning right now for putting this ad on a Judaism-related search
anyway it's aster and goldenrod time #BloomScrolling
September 23, 2025 at 1:59 PM
anyway it's aster and goldenrod time #BloomScrolling
extremely sickos.jpg about baby’s first lorge round braid for Rosh Hashanah, now rising in the fridge overnight to be baked tomorrow
September 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
extremely sickos.jpg about baby’s first lorge round braid for Rosh Hashanah, now rising in the fridge overnight to be baked tomorrow
Seen in the Porter Square Star parking lot yesterday
September 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Seen in the Porter Square Star parking lot yesterday
"Kraft has sought to manage expectations, saying he hoped to finish within 15 percentage points behind Wu" 🤣 🤣 🤣
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September 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
"Kraft has sought to manage expectations, saying he hoped to finish within 15 percentage points behind Wu" 🤣 🤣 🤣
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Always and forever an absolute smokeshow.
September 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Always and forever an absolute smokeshow.
Summer dinner: homemade focaccia, caprese salad with a tomato and basil from the garden, tinned lemon/pepper trout (not shown). Ahhhh, that's the stuff.
August 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Summer dinner: homemade focaccia, caprese salad with a tomato and basil from the garden, tinned lemon/pepper trout (not shown). Ahhhh, that's the stuff.
smol monarch frend on the ageratum
August 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
smol monarch frend on the ageratum
The black-eyed susans sure are doing their thing right now. #Bloomscrolling
August 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The black-eyed susans sure are doing their thing right now. #Bloomscrolling
Had to pause my ride on the #Somerville bike path to photograph a mayoral candidate sign I hadn’t seen yet
August 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Had to pause my ride on the #Somerville bike path to photograph a mayoral candidate sign I hadn’t seen yet
government customer satisfaction surveys tied to my name that I will not be completing anytime soon
July 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
government customer satisfaction surveys tied to my name that I will not be completing anytime soon
V glad we bought this rotating fan, but not as glad as Noir is
July 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
V glad we bought this rotating fan, but not as glad as Noir is
... maybe you could have NOT BOMBED IRAN, then? just a thought
June 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
... maybe you could have NOT BOMBED IRAN, then? just a thought
Scientific findings: crunchy top, flaky insides, thoroughly delicious
June 14, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Scientific findings: crunchy top, flaky insides, thoroughly delicious
blessed by the presence of this creature; disappointed I cannot join her in this epic nap
June 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
blessed by the presence of this creature; disappointed I cannot join her in this epic nap
current status
(only a half-recipe; the remaining elements will likely turn into key lime pie next week)
(only a half-recipe; the remaining elements will likely turn into key lime pie next week)
May 30, 2025 at 8:32 PM
current status
(only a half-recipe; the remaining elements will likely turn into key lime pie next week)
(only a half-recipe; the remaining elements will likely turn into key lime pie next week)