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I fought the windmill and the windmill won.

a bit of kpop, kdramas, playlists, RTs. fandom old.
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reposts of idols doing #KpopDemonHunters dances will continue until morale improves

TWS:
www.instagram.com/p/DLcjogPBq_H/
omg i forgot about "...i just drank a feather" 😭 live theatre is an ~experience🦩
the EXACT MOMENT i fell for mason alexander park tonite was not when she sang the house down at #ThePansyCraze, & not when she made superquick witty jokes, & not when she cried thanking the audience 🥺

it happened before that, when she said "centers ON" instead of "around". i am THAT nerd, y'all 😍
November 27, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.

We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
i laughed so much at the sneezing bit that i got a bellyache
THREAD.

3 years ago, with no warning, a brilliant orange farm cat wandered over from the draughty barn where he had been living, in rural Cornwall, and decided he wanted to live with us instead.

We decided to call him Jim.

This is the first photo I took of him, on that night: December 1st, 2022.
November 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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i’m so happy for him
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Even funnier it also seems to be at least the second time it's happened at this same roundabout in Oslo meaning it's not just ourobobus

It's sisybus
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Big Bus Stuck is as healing as Big Boat Stuck but in a different way.
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
"don't overthink, you'll get dumber" - you know what, #SpiritFingers? you've got a point there
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
just saw #PrinceFaggot - a play at studio seaview (formerly tony kiser) - and can't stop thinking about how my own perspective on specific narratives needed to adjust its frame for it
PRINCE FAGGOT at Studio Seaview | Trailer
YouTube video by PRINCE F at Studio Seaview
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November 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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this is mesmerizing
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
tonight i had some new york pizza (hooray!) and tomorrow i get to have a bagel for my breakfast sandwich (woohoo!) annnnnnnd then i'll try to give myself a break from gluten. at least space it out more.
November 24, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this. Photo from my collection, 1949.
November 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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As we are now T minus 3.5 days from Thanksgiving, if you need to deploy Operation Avoid The Boundary Tramplers, tonight is when you post where they snoop about a headache or a queasy kid, or a funny noise from your car, or your pet acting strange, or a serious work issue or an unexpected paper.
November 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
i watched WORTH THE WAIT on my flight yesterday and it was quite lovely* - now i just need the sequel in which sung kang's character, the grumpy stern uncle who deeply loves his niece, finds romance too. ("with any gender" goes without saying, right)

*some warnings apply
Worth The Wait | Official Trailer | Lana Condor & Andrew Koji | Tubi Original
YouTube video by Tubi
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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happy #smallpoemsunday! 💜

feel free to participate by posting small poems you wrote, +/or small poems you love by somebody else :)

here’s one by Jesse Murray~
November 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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I will participate in small poem Sunday with this mysterious two line koan I found among my notes
November 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
jfc i guess we shouldn't have laughed about how SAFE the previous episode of #seventeen reading thirst tweets was... i swear i blushed a few times #kpop
SEVENTEEN Reads Thirst Tweets (Part Two)
YouTube video by BuzzFeed Celeb
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 5:51 AM
the EXACT MOMENT i fell for mason alexander park tonite was not when she sang the house down at #ThePansyCraze, & not when she made superquick witty jokes, & not when she cried thanking the audience 🥺

it happened before that, when she said "centers ON" instead of "around". i am THAT nerd, y'all 😍
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Where would I like to be in five
years, someone asks—& what
can I tell them?
#SaturdayPoem
November 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
aw, good for her!
#LeeSunBin manifested it loudly and confidently, on several national tv programs and then his own show. #LeeKwangSoo didn’t stand a chance lol

Seven years and counting.
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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This is what it sounds like, when spuds fry…
November 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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*sniffle* It’s so beautiful.
CORRECTION: A *third* potato has been named after Prince.
November 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM