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I fought the windmill and the windmill won.

a bit of kpop, kdramas, playlists, RTs. fandom old.
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and it keeps going... twin cities are having a fun one 🌌
pink aurora borealis with sort of star-exploding white streaks in the center bright pink, dark magenta, purple, and teal aurora borealis seen through some autumnal trees magenta, purple, and teal aurora borealis above trees pink and purple sort of swirly aurora borealis above branches
November 12, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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whoaaaaa pretty skies tonight (this is the first time it was not too cloudy and i was awake for it!)
aurora in magenta and teal streaks across the night sky
November 12, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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reposting with alt text

...there is no number 19 in the image, so if i may suggest:

19. Logged off the internet to let a household member use the phone
THE FABULOUS WEIRD CHECKLIST Give yourself 1 point for each thing you've NEVER done. 1. Operated a rotary phone 2. Slid a floppy disk into a PC 3. Typed on an actual typewriter 4. Snapped photos with a film camera 5. Played music on a CD 6. Rewound a cassette tape with a pencil 7. Dropped the needle on a vinyl record 8. Rocked a Walkman like a rebel 9. Blasted tunes from a boombox on your shoulder 10. Watched a movie on VHS and prayed it doesn't jam 11. Sent or received a fax like a business wizard 12. Recorded songs from the radio like a mixtape hero 13. Rented a VHS at Blockbuster on a Friday night 14. Heard the screech of dial-up internet 15. Looked up someone in a phone book 16. Sent a postcard with actual handwriting 17. Used a paper map and didn't get lost 18. Owned a proper dusty dictionary 20. Had a whole encyclopedia collection
November 8, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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12. ej's and k's characters are kind of... two sides of the same coin? ej is the optimist, the dreamer, focused on the imagined bright future and angry at the darkness around them. k is a pessimist, the worrier, burdened by both responsibility and suffering, and sinking too deep under that weight.
ej in white clothes, sitting on a white bed, surrounded by wild grass and blue skies with dramatic clouds (it's the set of the museum display, but in all other scenes it looks much more bleak and artificially lit). everything is very bright and hazy, like a fantasy drenched in sunlight. k, wearing dark colors, stands on barren, shadowy ground. he is looking up at the viewer (the camera must be high above him) as he is getting swarmed from all sides by people in dark clothes.
October 30, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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8. btw i must admit i nearly CRIED when i noticed that lamp in the corner, bc amidst all the apocalypse it's not broken or a bare bulb. instead it's so.... domestic and normal?! as in, they keep trying to build a HOME and it keeps getting fucked up but they do it ANYWAY?!?!?! OMG IGNORE ME PLS 😭
a decrepit post-apocalyptic chic room: everything looks grimy and old, but it's uncluttered. k is lying on the bed, arm outstretched. jo is standing next to the bed and holding him by the wrist; he just woke him up. daylight is pouring in through the dirty window pane. behind jo we see a cute little table lamp in the corner. I LOVE LAMP OKAY.
October 30, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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view from a wooden walkway along a lake on a sunny day, with trees in autumnal shades of yellow, orange, and some green on the shore
October 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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oh - and i LOVE this - the whole thing is articulated in that shot of him looking at himself in the mirror, and then WALKING AWAY while his reflection STAYS THERE. what a cool way to say "the person is not the same as the performer; the image is/does its own thing" (...and ofc "for you" is implied)
still from the music video for yunho's "slide to me": he is in a hotel room, wearing a dark suit and looking at his reflection in a full-length mirror. the lyric "come a little closer and dance recklessly through the thrill" is visible at the bottom of the screenshot below the ateez logo. still from the music video for yunho's "slide to me" moments after the previous shot: his reflection is still standing in the full-length mirror, but it is now looking to the side as he has stepped away (we see just his shoulder as he leaves the frame). the lyric "shall we dance" is visible at the bottom of the screenshot below the ateez logo.
October 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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yay, it's october! have a halloween playlist, friends 👻
open.spotify.com/playlist/6GY...
halloween 2025 tracklist: HELL IS NOT THE SAME WITHOUT YOU 1. HAUNT ME - johnny goth 2. TOXIC - meovv 3. ACCIDENT - woodz 4. ROMEO - dove cameron 5. PYTHON - got7 6. ROUGE - donna blue 7. TESSELLATE - alt j 8. WHAT A MAN - debby friday 9. I CAN'T ESCAPE MYSELF - the dare 10. THIS IS THE KILLER SPEAKING - the last dinner party 11. HUNTER - key 12. DISEASE - lady gaga 13. DANCING ON MY GRAVE - groupthink & kennyhoopla 14. ASH - le sserafim 15. BAD DESIRE (With or Without You) - enhypen 16. LEJOS DE TI - the marías 17. 12 TO 12 - sombr 18. ADDO - adwaith 19. SLOUCH - moreish idols 20. CHEMISTRY - gigi perez 21. TURN OFF THE NOISE - peter mcpoland 22. FORGIVE ME - boa 23. DEER HUNTER - &team 24. ENEMY - twice 25. YOUR IDOL - saja boys
October 1, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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wolf alice gig was SPECTACULAR, ellie was incredible, the whole band killed it 💖💖💖
ellie, the lead singer of wolf alice, is singing into a mic on stage. she is wearing a red body suit with a tan belt and gray tights, and her hair is up. the bright light (and my crappy phone photos) makes her look ethereal. ellie singing into a mic on stage; her hair is down. next to her is theo the bassist; blond hair, white t-shirt, visible tattoos on his arm. they look invincible in the blue light. ellie is belting into a mic on stage, and her hair is down. joff the guitarist (i think, photo is too grainy) is next to her. in the blue and pink lights, a cascade of bubbles is floating before the stage and over the audience. ellie is singing into a mic on stage amd playing electric guitar; her hair is up. theo the bassist is next to her is a black leather jacket. they are such rockers.
September 28, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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tfw an email from a museum is clearly a #guardian AU prompt
screenshot of an email: Shen Wei Dance Arts Hailed as “one of the most expansive, creative minds in the arts” (Pia Catton, The New York Sun), the MacArthur "Genius" fellow, choreographer, director, and painter Shen Wei previews with Works & Process his newest work, developed in a residency at the Eugene O'Neill Theater Center, in partnership with American Dance Festival, Katonah Art Museum, and The Pocantico Center. Sunday, September 28, 7 pm Guggenheim New York
September 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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um. not to body-shame a cucumber from our own garden, but... this is different, yes? as in, did a lime somehow get ~involved with our homegrown produce?!
a cucumber that is decidedly lime-shaped. it's a lil green ball. the lime-looking cucumber next to two long-shaped, recognizable as such cucumbers for comparison
September 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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oh nooooo it's been canceled
screenshot of email: [hellolive] MINNEAPOLIS CANCELLATION NOTICE - 2025 ONE PACT NORTH AMERICA TOUR [THE NEW WAVE] Dear Customers, We regret to inform you that, due to unforeseen visa issuance challenges, the ONE PACT Minneapolis show scheduled for September 24, 2025, at the Granada Theater will not take place as planned. We sincerely apologize for the disappointment and inconvenience this change may cause.
September 18, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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the city exhibit at the walker includes a cool collection of parking lots photos, which i kept seeing as "fish bones" - so it seems my brain is still attuned to the vibe of @robertjbennett.bsky.social's shadow of the leviathan books (which are excellent btw)
edward ruscha's black-and-white photograph of a parking lot from aerial view. the marked areas for cars are angled in alternating directions, so the rows resemble a fossil of a giant fish skeleton. edward ruscha's black-and-white photograph of a parking lot from aerial view. the marked areas for cars are angled in alternating directions, so the rows resemble a fossil of a giant fish skeleton. edward ruscha's black-and-white photograph of a parking lot from aerial view. the marked areas for cars are angled in alternating directions, so the rows resemble a fossil of a giant fish skeleton. screenshot of the walker website, showing edward ruscha's exhibit of black-and-white photographs from 1967 to 1999 of parking lots from aerial view. the marked areas for cars are angled in alternating directions, so the rows resemble a fossil of a giant fish skeleton.
September 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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when the weather is SMOKE likely thru the weekend 🫠
screenshot of weather app showing "67F" and just the word "smoke" describing current climate
August 1, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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turns out this song was an excellent sonic primer for starting #GlassHeart (even if you're not into jdramas, or dramas about music and musicians, you should still check it out bc machida keita looks in-fucking-credible)
promo poster for the netflix drama "glass heart" showing machida keita mid-closeup; long dark hair, white tank, leather jacket hanging off one shoulder. his chin is up, he's giving a half-smile, and he looks like a rock star who just finished a concert in front of a huge audience.
August 1, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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my fave bit in the IYF making of is yeosang arranging a mannequin into the iconic say my name choreo position, like LOOK AT HIS LIL PROUD FACE I CANNOT
yeosang in the white satin shirt, black strap belt, and black pants from the In Your Fantasy music video; the shirt is open all the way down to the belt. he is standing next to a wooden-looking mannequin. they both have the right arm out in front of them and are stepping forward with the right foot, like in the Say My Name choreo.
July 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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description:
Amm(i)gone, an adaptation of Sophocles’ Antigone, is an apology to and from a mother. Creator and performer Adil Mansoor explores queerness, the afterlife, and obligation using canonical texts, teachings from the Quran, and audio conversations between him and his mother. Since discovering his queerness, Mansoor’s mother has turned towards her faith in an attempt to save her son in the afterlife. In an effort towards healing, Mansoor has invited his mother to join him as dramaturg and co-conspirator. In reading, discussing, and translating various adaptations of the source play, together they mine Greek tragedy, Islamic traditions, and their own memories to create an original performance locating love across faith. Can prayer substantiate care? Can care manifest as artistic methodology and inquiry? Can Mansoor and his mother contend with Antigone’s fate?
July 13, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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setlist
setlist 1. ATEEZ - in your fantasy 2. JORDAN ADETUNJI ft. BRYSON TILLER- 305 3. CHUNG HA - stress 4. ENHYPEN - flashover 5. XLOV - 1&only 6. DEBBY FRIDAY - lipsync 7. JUST B - chest 8. DOVE CAMERON - romeo 9. ATEEZ - lemon drop 10. KATSEYE - gameboy 11. ONE PACT SEONGMIN - signal 12. JENNIE - mantra 13. J-HOPE - killin' it girl 14. AESPA - dirty work 15. SEVENTEEN - bad influence 16. RENEE RAPP - leave me alone
July 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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tiger tiger, burning not-so-bright

(iiiiii might just watch #KpopDemonHunters again)
(look, it's my sick girl summer, i get to spend it however i want)
June 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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taeyong's story:
taeoxo_nct instagram story screencap of the tiger and bird artwork from Kpop Demon Hunters
June 28, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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okay i had FOOD & a PAINKILLER & i dug out my GOOD HEADPHONES that let me hear more than the approximate bmp, and - friends, i got to be my own OST-obsessed bluesky 💪

so here: deets on the 6 tracks found in the ending credits but not in the OST. artist, song, timestamp, scene! #KpopDemonHunters
1. DEUX's 나를 돌아봐 (LOOK BACK AT ME), 11:25 (huntr/x in the elevator after their concert) 2. Yoon Hyung Joo's BABO (a.k.a. STUPID), 21:50 (huntr/x waiting for dr. han) 3. Jokers' PATH, 23:50 (rumi waiting for dr. han's tonics) 4. EXO's LOVE ME RIGHT + MeloMance's LOVE, MAYBE, 24:10 (saja boys showing up) 5. SuJu's BLACK SUIT, 46:25 (saja boys leaving the signing) 6. Seo Taiji and Boys' 이 밤이 깊어 가지만 (AS THE NIGHT GOES ON), 49:25 (jinu waiting for rumi by the wall)
June 27, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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with alt text
pedro pascal - the man who makes mustaches look good, bless him - is sitting on a chair that's covered with a wrinkled satiny-pink sheet. his eyes are closed and he's either leaning on his hand or rubbing his eye; it's a tired look. he is wearing a dark moss-green coat and white boxers. two of his tiny elephant tattoos are visible on his thighs. (hotdamn, dude.) pedro pascal is standing on top of an unmade bed and looking down at its wrinkled white sheets with a sort of tired expression. he is wearing a dark brown sweater, which is long enough that his grey boxers are barely visible under it, and black socks. somehow that look is not utterly horrendous, probably because his legs (jfc) and hair and the silver in his beard are sufficiently distracting from the ~fashion.
June 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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this tracks
A small black cat sits on a yellow cloud wearing aviator goggles, brown bomber jacket, and a scarf The text is: Your cat based on what the fluff do I even know! Pause the video to find out The Fluff Rider Your plans make no sense. Your timeline is a fantasy. But we all believe in you.
June 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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i had a great first day of pride - hope yours was lovely too, friends 🌈

(btw i had no idea &juliet had an adam lambert song in the score; what a sweet surprise!)
a slice of rainbow cake in a clear container white woman's hand holding the playbill for The Picture of Dorian Gray with sarah snook on the cover. the playbill has rainbow stripes in the heading for pride month. white woman's hand holding the playbill for &Juliet with a heat-shaped design of the title in neon orange and red on the cover. the playbill has rainbow stripes in the heading for pride month. the stage is visible in the background.
June 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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made it with a minute to spare!
playbill for Creditors
May 31, 2025 at 7:01 PM