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Steve
@chompmancobra.bsky.social
Winner: Scotland's Most Best Face (23/24 season)

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There are a great many safety regulations written in blood around aviation, and too many Boeing executives walking around free men.
Aviation is inherently dangerous: a million pounds of metal and fuel magically flying at 500mph. The engineering and systems we have developed are just amazing and have given everyone the idea that it’s all cheap and safe. It ain’t. It’s expensive and it requires constant vigilance and organization.
'That just gave me chills': CNN anchor spooked by Kentucky governor's report on UPS crash
November 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Annual appeal to @rianjohnson.bsky.social to please write a Muppet that no one acknowledges as such into the fourth Knives Out film.
November 15, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Battle of the-oho's today in the sumo, Oho Vs Hakuoho

Both of them look like they should be wandering distractedly through a cartoon forest after neglecting their chores, but they aren't enormous cartoon toddlers, they are actually real men who exist!
November 14, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
This man's brain fizzes with ideas and lots of good words come out. You ought to hire him to do some writing for you.
Folks it pains me to ask so bluntly, but could anyone use some work doing by me? I've got to find income for three months until my next royalty payment, and I'm not having much luck.
November 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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This is legit why exec level in a lot of places are obsessed with copilot.

It takes their word salad and turns it into a word salad that sounds smarter (but isn't).
Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:

saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3

and a worker tier whose emails are like:

Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 13, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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I find the glee here about making thousands of hard working NHS staff redundant - and simultaneously therefore ensuring that clinical staff's workloads are increased even further with administration tasks they didn't sign up for - both tone deaf and distasteful.
November 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Jesus Christ, Fenton's deid
November 13, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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"One day, everyone will have always been against this" was a condemnation. Not a one-step guide for revitalizing your career.
November 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Imagine Wesley Streeting with his weird round smooth face and off putting manner, on the international stage, being an even less convincing prime minister then the last five, while the heads of the G7 mutter "here comes another one"
My God, if the media and Labour bureaucracy manage to shithouse Wes Streeting into power it would genuinely be incredible. The absolute apotheosis of "Fuck you, we run this place, we don't give a shit what you lot think"
November 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I go home on Friday and the few remaining squid in the Mediterranean can breathe a sigh of relief
My one man war on the tasty tasty squid population of the Mediterranean continues. I will eat then all.
November 12, 2025 at 11:06 AM
There should be special tomatoes to throw when heirs loom
I think there should be a law against letting heirs loom like this.
November 12, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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This is even funnier than it just being Streeting on manoeuvres.
November 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Sloppers fuck off. If you can’t do it yourself maybe learn to be happy as the audience

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November 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
My one man war on the tasty tasty squid population of the Mediterranean continues. I will eat then all.
November 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I despise Will Stancil far more than I should care about anyone I've never met, and who only has minor importance on niche social media and less in the real world.
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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they should make a duvet where once you've put the duvet inside the duvet cover and buttoned it up there's another button or other sort of closure you do on each corner that holds the corner of the duvet tightly into the corner of the duvet cover so it doesn't get all slonched to one side and lumpy
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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Why is it huddled next to a wall, is it trying to hide from the Judith Butlerian Jihad?
November 9, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Say what you will about AI actress Tilly Norwood, but I think she's adorable. She has a real "mutant next door" look.
November 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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I’ll never forget seeing a transformative law on mould in social housing go behind 3 migrants crime stories
Farewell then Tim Davie. Under his watch the BBC whitewashed genocide, had the BBC News website resembling a “migrant crime” X account, boosted trans hate and the right wing STILL hate him. Quite an achievement
BREAKING: Tim Davie resigns as BBC's director-general - with CEO of BBC News also stepping down

news.sky.com/story/tim-da...
November 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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The beer jacket is an ai image btw.
November 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
@theednawatkins.bsky.social oblong deniers, is it?

I'll wear that with pride!

Oblong is a roundish word, damn it, a stupid sounding roundish word, fit for a poorly drawn egg shape and not the noble rectangle
November 9, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Centuries of overgrazing & muirburn for grouse moors mean Highland Scotland looks treeless & desolate. But it doesn't have to be this way. New film Scotland's Missing Forests went online y'day. Chuffed to see almost 10k views. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuTV... @chrisgpackham.bsky.social
November 9, 2025 at 12:41 PM