Steve
@chompmancobra.bsky.social
Winner: Scotland's Most Best Face (23/24 season)
Icon: a smiling bearded man in a blue vest and white cap, a Mediterranean hillside behind
Banner: a frosty winter scene from up a hill, a low sun shining between low cloud and a layer of mist
Icon: a smiling bearded man in a blue vest and white cap, a Mediterranean hillside behind
Banner: a frosty winter scene from up a hill, a low sun shining between low cloud and a layer of mist
No way am I taking part in this. I plan to use at least 17 words in 2026
Sums me up perfectly
January 1, 2026 at 5:45 PM
No way am I taking part in this. I plan to use at least 17 words in 2026
This is a really cool Big Map you guys
Me too! Weirdly addictive and beautiful things.
This one from Scottish Forestry is interesting: open-data-scottishforestry.hub.arcgis.com/datasets/6d2...
This one from Scottish Forestry is interesting: open-data-scottishforestry.hub.arcgis.com/datasets/6d2...
Native Woodland Survey of Scotland
The aim of the NWSS was to undertake a baseline survey of all native woodlands, nearly native woodlands and PAWS sites in Scotland to create a woodland map linked to a dataset showing type, extent and...
open-data-scottishforestry.hub.arcgis.com
January 1, 2026 at 3:58 PM
This is a really cool Big Map you guys
Happy new year friendos.
Out in the fresh air for a walk by the frosty canal.
Out in the fresh air for a walk by the frosty canal.
January 1, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Happy new year friendos.
Out in the fresh air for a walk by the frosty canal.
Out in the fresh air for a walk by the frosty canal.
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someone should photoshop this so it's a lemon pig in the circle. not me i have to eat my lunch
December 31, 2024 at 8:53 PM
someone should photoshop this so it's a lemon pig in the circle. not me i have to eat my lunch
I'm not making a new year resolution but I'm making a vague intention to keep putting the spinch in a curry I was making anyway, thus hitting my any vegetables a day would be nice goals
Spinch is low key goated when eating slightly healthier without making much effort is the vibe
December 31, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I'm not making a new year resolution but I'm making a vague intention to keep putting the spinch in a curry I was making anyway, thus hitting my any vegetables a day would be nice goals
Listen, it's really hard to get hold of any kind of working military submarine, and torpedoes are really expensive and you could only carry enough to sink a handful of these boats, they'd be overkill on most billionaire yachts.
You need some workboats and skiffs with machine guns and mortars
You need some workboats and skiffs with machine guns and mortars
December 31, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Listen, it's really hard to get hold of any kind of working military submarine, and torpedoes are really expensive and you could only carry enough to sink a handful of these boats, they'd be overkill on most billionaire yachts.
You need some workboats and skiffs with machine guns and mortars
You need some workboats and skiffs with machine guns and mortars
Just remembered I met a small boy (8?) with a friendly dog (cockapoo puppy? Similarly fluffy curly) today and I said "hi how you doing?" to the dog and the boy said "fine thanks"
December 31, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Just remembered I met a small boy (8?) with a friendly dog (cockapoo puppy? Similarly fluffy curly) today and I said "hi how you doing?" to the dog and the boy said "fine thanks"
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade
When life gives you bears...
When life gives you bears...
Ok, getting started on festivities. My béarnaise was thick and didn’t split, and we ate some crisps with creme fraiche and caviar.
December 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade
When life gives you bears...
When life gives you bears...
Got a new casserole dish for Christmas, made a chicken and spinach curry in it.
December 31, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Got a new casserole dish for Christmas, made a chicken and spinach curry in it.
Little icy Christmas baubles by the mighty Luggie Water
December 31, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Little icy Christmas baubles by the mighty Luggie Water
Changed the hoover bag for new year. New Year, new bag.
I have so much respect for the hoover getting any kind of flow through the overstuffed bag the neglectful owner had left in there far too long. What a heroic home appliance. It's got the power of two hurricanes now by comparison.
I have so much respect for the hoover getting any kind of flow through the overstuffed bag the neglectful owner had left in there far too long. What a heroic home appliance. It's got the power of two hurricanes now by comparison.
December 31, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Changed the hoover bag for new year. New Year, new bag.
I have so much respect for the hoover getting any kind of flow through the overstuffed bag the neglectful owner had left in there far too long. What a heroic home appliance. It's got the power of two hurricanes now by comparison.
I have so much respect for the hoover getting any kind of flow through the overstuffed bag the neglectful owner had left in there far too long. What a heroic home appliance. It's got the power of two hurricanes now by comparison.
It's the xkcd.com/2347/ classic meme but the entire weight of three decades of increasingly baroque and complex canon for a billion dollar IP is held up by some puns some beards in Norwich tossed off after lunch one day.
One of the primarchs is "Lion-O from Thundercats but Lionel" for fucks sake
One of the primarchs is "Lion-O from Thundercats but Lionel" for fucks sake
December 31, 2025 at 11:40 AM
It's the xkcd.com/2347/ classic meme but the entire weight of three decades of increasingly baroque and complex canon for a billion dollar IP is held up by some puns some beards in Norwich tossed off after lunch one day.
One of the primarchs is "Lion-O from Thundercats but Lionel" for fucks sake
One of the primarchs is "Lion-O from Thundercats but Lionel" for fucks sake
Made a not even trying to be authentic "Jamaican inspired" coconut rice and kidney beans thing in the oven. My god, the smell coming off it is amazing (complimentary). I'll have to try to remember what spices I put in and the ratio of ingredients I guesstimated.
December 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Made a not even trying to be authentic "Jamaican inspired" coconut rice and kidney beans thing in the oven. My god, the smell coming off it is amazing (complimentary). I'll have to try to remember what spices I put in and the ratio of ingredients I guesstimated.
Do CEX still have a lot of physical media? I'm just wondering how appalling the smell of burning pubes is
December 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Do CEX still have a lot of physical media? I'm just wondering how appalling the smell of burning pubes is
It's definitely winter today in West Central Scotland
December 30, 2025 at 1:04 PM
It's definitely winter today in West Central Scotland
@fuzzydunlop72.bsky.social did you see Killie are featured in the Guardian's goals of the year?
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
It's a goal against, but at least you're in there
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
It's a goal against, but at least you're in there
Goals of the year 2025: dazzling skills, acrobatics and sublime strikes
From jaw-dropping tricks to scorpion kicks, flicks, solo efforts and more – enjoy our pick of 2025’s best goals
www.theguardian.com
December 30, 2025 at 12:12 PM
@fuzzydunlop72.bsky.social did you see Killie are featured in the Guardian's goals of the year?
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
It's a goal against, but at least you're in there
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
It's a goal against, but at least you're in there
We're still ruining bands by combining them:
Bodycounting Crows
The Rolling Stone Roses
Ben Folds Five Star
The E Street Band Of Horses
Iron and Wine Maiden
Bodycounting Crows
The Rolling Stone Roses
Ben Folds Five Star
The E Street Band Of Horses
Iron and Wine Maiden
ruin two bands by combining them:
Siouxsie Sioux Solid Crew
Siouxsie Sioux Solid Crew
ruin two bands by combining them: modest ratt
December 29, 2025 at 9:35 PM
We're still ruining bands by combining them:
Bodycounting Crows
The Rolling Stone Roses
Ben Folds Five Star
The E Street Band Of Horses
Iron and Wine Maiden
Bodycounting Crows
The Rolling Stone Roses
Ben Folds Five Star
The E Street Band Of Horses
Iron and Wine Maiden
Ruin two acts by combining them:
Chapelle Ronan Keating
Chapelle Ronan Keating
Ruin two acts by combining them:
Eminemmylou Harris
Eminemmylou Harris
Ruin two brands by combining them:
Mighty Mighty Deftones
Mighty Mighty Deftones
December 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Ruin two acts by combining them:
Chapelle Ronan Keating
Chapelle Ronan Keating
Must suck to be the Lib Dems:
"Both the traditional main political parties are collapsing! Now is our time!"
- we tried that, remember? You helped kill 100,000 citizens, wrecked the economy in ways we're still feeling, and Nick Clegg got a fancy job with Facebook. Take your 12% to the grave.
"Both the traditional main political parties are collapsing! Now is our time!"
- we tried that, remember? You helped kill 100,000 citizens, wrecked the economy in ways we're still feeling, and Nick Clegg got a fancy job with Facebook. Take your 12% to the grave.
so it happened - greens just met labour in the polling average
December 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Must suck to be the Lib Dems:
"Both the traditional main political parties are collapsing! Now is our time!"
- we tried that, remember? You helped kill 100,000 citizens, wrecked the economy in ways we're still feeling, and Nick Clegg got a fancy job with Facebook. Take your 12% to the grave.
"Both the traditional main political parties are collapsing! Now is our time!"
- we tried that, remember? You helped kill 100,000 citizens, wrecked the economy in ways we're still feeling, and Nick Clegg got a fancy job with Facebook. Take your 12% to the grave.
When the BBC inevitably dies I won't be sad. I've already been sad for the loss of the dream; when the sad husk that is actively making things worse for sections of society I value and they apparently do not gets put out of its misery it will only be a relief.
Much like Labour, the BBC has burned its natural supporters to chase the populist right, who inevitably continue to despise it
The BBC tells the story of Britain in a way Netflix simply cannot. In the year to come, please remember that | Tony Hall
December 29, 2025 at 11:57 AM
When the BBC inevitably dies I won't be sad. I've already been sad for the loss of the dream; when the sad husk that is actively making things worse for sections of society I value and they apparently do not gets put out of its misery it will only be a relief.
Skinny fries like these?
Try this stuff once and you'll be an instant convert.
Try this stuff once and you'll be an instant convert.
December 29, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Skinny fries like these?
Try this stuff once and you'll be an instant convert.
Try this stuff once and you'll be an instant convert.
There's far too many. Big chunks of Kelly's Heroes for starters. But this is probably the best I've seen recently; the use of the music is perfect
youtu.be/cL9Dn-aeExg?...
youtu.be/cL9Dn-aeExg?...
December 28, 2025 at 11:58 PM
There's far too many. Big chunks of Kelly's Heroes for starters. But this is probably the best I've seen recently; the use of the music is perfect
youtu.be/cL9Dn-aeExg?...
youtu.be/cL9Dn-aeExg?...