Steve
@chompmancobra.bsky.social
Winner: Scotland's Most Best Face (23/24 season)
Icon: a smiling bearded man in a blue vest and white cap, a Mediterranean hillside behind
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Icon: a smiling bearded man in a blue vest and white cap, a Mediterranean hillside behind
Banner: a frosty winter scene from up a hill, a low sun shining between low cloud and a layer of mist
Couldn't stand up to the might of Kosovo obviously
November 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Couldn't stand up to the might of Kosovo obviously
I am not a fan of the mysterious avocado. I find it untrustworthy, with its odd texture and its colour like unto MD2020
But this isn't about me, and I wish you joy of your guacamole extravaganza
But this isn't about me, and I wish you joy of your guacamole extravaganza
November 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I am not a fan of the mysterious avocado. I find it untrustworthy, with its odd texture and its colour like unto MD2020
But this isn't about me, and I wish you joy of your guacamole extravaganza
But this isn't about me, and I wish you joy of your guacamole extravaganza
He'd have to summon up some kind of offensive first
November 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
He'd have to summon up some kind of offensive first
I don't think we should go to this world cup anyway, but we should boycott it after qualifying not trudge off humiliated after getting put out of the playoffs
November 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I don't think we should go to this world cup anyway, but we should boycott it after qualifying not trudge off humiliated after getting put out of the playoffs
I did find her hateful yet attractive for a time there. Sorry.
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November 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I did find her hateful yet attractive for a time there. Sorry.
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No shaking Tracey, contraindicated
November 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
No shaking Tracey, contraindicated
Abi's arms just aren't working properly.
He only has one and a half* techniques: push your neck out of the dohyo, with the rest of you perforce following along, or stand you up by pushing your neck, then slap you down. It's not working because his fierce neck push is gone
*(and henkas)
He only has one and a half* techniques: push your neck out of the dohyo, with the rest of you perforce following along, or stand you up by pushing your neck, then slap you down. It's not working because his fierce neck push is gone
*(and henkas)
November 15, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Abi's arms just aren't working properly.
He only has one and a half* techniques: push your neck out of the dohyo, with the rest of you perforce following along, or stand you up by pushing your neck, then slap you down. It's not working because his fierce neck push is gone
*(and henkas)
He only has one and a half* techniques: push your neck out of the dohyo, with the rest of you perforce following along, or stand you up by pushing your neck, then slap you down. It's not working because his fierce neck push is gone
*(and henkas)
He is so feisty this tournament. He wants to run right through everyone. He doesn't care what size he is, he doesn't care that Tobizaru is theoretically bigger than him.
I think the only loss of his I can remember was him trying too hard to run straight through someone and being slapped down?
I think the only loss of his I can remember was him trying too hard to run straight through someone and being slapped down?
November 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
He is so feisty this tournament. He wants to run right through everyone. He doesn't care what size he is, he doesn't care that Tobizaru is theoretically bigger than him.
I think the only loss of his I can remember was him trying too hard to run straight through someone and being slapped down?
I think the only loss of his I can remember was him trying too hard to run straight through someone and being slapped down?
Asakoryu is constructed entirely from muscles and anger. His personality itself is permanently clenched.
Maybe he is chill as hell outside the ring though, I don't know.
Maybe he is chill as hell outside the ring though, I don't know.
November 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Asakoryu is constructed entirely from muscles and anger. His personality itself is permanently clenched.
Maybe he is chill as hell outside the ring though, I don't know.
Maybe he is chill as hell outside the ring though, I don't know.
The song Graceland starts with an instantly recognisable "bwumm"
November 15, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The song Graceland starts with an instantly recognisable "bwumm"
Athena would not do that to me because Athena is really cool
November 15, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Athena would not do that to me because Athena is really cool
Germans can do Christmas Market.
Britane no do good Christmas Market.
Britane no do good Christmas Market.
November 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Germans can do Christmas Market.
Britane no do good Christmas Market.
Britane no do good Christmas Market.
I'm not aware of ever having heard a song of theirs
November 15, 2025 at 8:47 AM
I'm not aware of ever having heard a song of theirs
He's a real terrier isn't he, full of fighting spirit
November 15, 2025 at 8:22 AM
He's a real terrier isn't he, full of fighting spirit
We could use them for dips for chips
November 15, 2025 at 8:14 AM
We could use them for dips for chips
A corn scone would be a scorn, you see the problem
November 15, 2025 at 7:31 AM
A corn scone would be a scorn, you see the problem
Not really, no. I don't think we even really get maize tortillas. It's wheatsville in the UK, with oats and barley as runners up.
November 15, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Not really, no. I don't think we even really get maize tortillas. It's wheatsville in the UK, with oats and barley as runners up.
I've never seen any of these things, although I do have a good idea what a waffle iron is.
I bet you could though; I have a simple trusting faith in your abilities
I bet you could though; I have a simple trusting faith in your abilities
November 15, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I've never seen any of these things, although I do have a good idea what a waffle iron is.
I bet you could though; I have a simple trusting faith in your abilities
I bet you could though; I have a simple trusting faith in your abilities
To be fair it was very well executed
November 14, 2025 at 9:08 AM
To be fair it was very well executed