Scornflake Grrrl
@scornflakegrrrl.bsky.social
Economic migrant, cries in Procurement
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"Our study revealing university degrees are a net drain on the rest of society turns out to contain an error. PPEs from Oxford are an outlier and should not have been included."
January 30, 2026 at 9:30 AM
"Our study revealing university degrees are a net drain on the rest of society turns out to contain an error. PPEs from Oxford are an outlier and should not have been included."
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I saw the rain dirty valley
you saw Brigadoon
I saw the croissant
you saw the whole of Sassoon
#NationalCroissantDay
you saw Brigadoon
I saw the croissant
you saw the whole of Sassoon
#NationalCroissantDay
January 30, 2026 at 10:43 AM
I saw the rain dirty valley
you saw Brigadoon
I saw the croissant
you saw the whole of Sassoon
#NationalCroissantDay
you saw Brigadoon
I saw the croissant
you saw the whole of Sassoon
#NationalCroissantDay
Why is everyone in this office so loud and talking at the same time?
a blue puppet is standing in front of a red curtain and saying `` i can 't take anymore ! ''
Alt: a blue puppet is standing in front of a red curtain and saying `` i can 't take anymore ! ''
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 10:43 AM
Why is everyone in this office so loud and talking at the same time?
Supplier sent some samples in and now i imagine someone lassoing wild toffee for those flapjacks
January 30, 2026 at 9:39 AM
Supplier sent some samples in and now i imagine someone lassoing wild toffee for those flapjacks
I’m KEEP CLEAR OF ME
January 30, 2026 at 7:40 AM
I’m KEEP CLEAR OF ME
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Also, the idea that the people born in one country could be ontologically evil is fascist shit.
January 15, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Also, the idea that the people born in one country could be ontologically evil is fascist shit.
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Am I hungry? Am I tired?
These are good thoughts to think when you realise you're getting furious or feeling incredibly down. Yes you're a complex individual with thoughts and dreams and core beliefs, but you're running that on a rickety machine that needs carbs and occasional downtime
These are good thoughts to think when you realise you're getting furious or feeling incredibly down. Yes you're a complex individual with thoughts and dreams and core beliefs, but you're running that on a rickety machine that needs carbs and occasional downtime
January 29, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Am I hungry? Am I tired?
These are good thoughts to think when you realise you're getting furious or feeling incredibly down. Yes you're a complex individual with thoughts and dreams and core beliefs, but you're running that on a rickety machine that needs carbs and occasional downtime
These are good thoughts to think when you realise you're getting furious or feeling incredibly down. Yes you're a complex individual with thoughts and dreams and core beliefs, but you're running that on a rickety machine that needs carbs and occasional downtime
New reaction pic just dropped
Great talk last evening by Prof Dave Parham @buarchanth.bsky.social about the Swash Channel Wreck/'Fame' of Hoorn (1631) excavation & its place in the story of UK maritime archaeology. Glad to have been part of the project & to have identified the Wreck! Free pdf of report @archaeopress.bsky.social
January 29, 2026 at 2:16 PM
New reaction pic just dropped
Wear the damn shorts
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
January 29, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Wear the damn shorts
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oh my god?
If you spot Venice Allen putting her two pence in it’s worth pointing out that she was actually banned from the ponds for sexual harassment because she kept going up to random pond users demanding they either show her or describe to her their genitals.
January 29, 2026 at 1:21 PM
oh my god?
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I have had, for the last couple of months, had the unshakable and unexplainable thought that spectre of the detritus of British 70s and 80a pop culture will somehow be the power that will vanquish the wrong 'uns in US public life, like a plague found in a defrosted glacier sample.
Why US cinemagoers are dressing as Jimmy Savile to see 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple
Why US cinemagoers are dressing as Jimmy Savile to see 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple
The disgraced and despised British entertainer’s distinctive look is trending among some film fans on TikTok. Should somebody tell them what he did?
www.theguardian.com
January 29, 2026 at 1:10 PM
I have had, for the last couple of months, had the unshakable and unexplainable thought that spectre of the detritus of British 70s and 80a pop culture will somehow be the power that will vanquish the wrong 'uns in US public life, like a plague found in a defrosted glacier sample.
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It's kinda interesting that the Greens are proving that the only meaningful and effective competition that can be mounted against Reform is pushing the other way. Similar to what happened in the NYC mayoral race.
January 29, 2026 at 10:04 AM
It's kinda interesting that the Greens are proving that the only meaningful and effective competition that can be mounted against Reform is pushing the other way. Similar to what happened in the NYC mayoral race.
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The current vibe is 9-9-6 (sleep 9 hours a day, spend 9 hours browsing, eat 6 portions of chips)
January 29, 2026 at 11:47 AM
The current vibe is 9-9-6 (sleep 9 hours a day, spend 9 hours browsing, eat 6 portions of chips)
The playlist is a bit on the nose today
January 29, 2026 at 7:48 AM
The playlist is a bit on the nose today
Wonder if I should share this thread with some of the AI advocates at work
I think I might take one of these "under 20 minutes" AI skills courses the UK Govt. seems very keen on everyone doing and live-post it here... Maybe we can all learn something together! The press release sends me to aiskillshub.org.uk/aiskillsboost/ - let's go and see!
AI Skills Boost - AI Skills Hub
aiskillshub.org.uk
January 29, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Wonder if I should share this thread with some of the AI advocates at work
Crying in procurement, I’d say “how to ask a question properly (and what questions to ask)” actually is a skill that many have not mastered. (But training on how to use the lie machine won’t solve that
Next bit is about learning new skills for a role transition. Actually, a bit better! Although questionable advice, but we'll overlook that for now.
I can't help feeling that people needing training on "how to ask a question properly" is indicative of something broader going on here.
I can't help feeling that people needing training on "how to ask a question properly" is indicative of something broader going on here.
January 29, 2026 at 7:18 AM
Crying in procurement, I’d say “how to ask a question properly (and what questions to ask)” actually is a skill that many have not mastered. (But training on how to use the lie machine won’t solve that
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NEW
Why Rwanda is bringing a legal challenge against the United Kingdom
The claim is that the United Kingdom failed to terminate the agreement in time
By me - paywall removed:
emptycity.substack.com/p/why-rwanda...
Includes a possible defence for the government to the claim
Why Rwanda is bringing a legal challenge against the United Kingdom
The claim is that the United Kingdom failed to terminate the agreement in time
By me - paywall removed:
emptycity.substack.com/p/why-rwanda...
Includes a possible defence for the government to the claim
Why Rwanda is bringing a legal challenge against the United Kingdom
The claim is that the United Kingdom failed to terminate the agreement in time
emptycity.substack.com
January 28, 2026 at 4:58 PM
NEW
Why Rwanda is bringing a legal challenge against the United Kingdom
The claim is that the United Kingdom failed to terminate the agreement in time
By me - paywall removed:
emptycity.substack.com/p/why-rwanda...
Includes a possible defence for the government to the claim
Why Rwanda is bringing a legal challenge against the United Kingdom
The claim is that the United Kingdom failed to terminate the agreement in time
By me - paywall removed:
emptycity.substack.com/p/why-rwanda...
Includes a possible defence for the government to the claim
And this is why bad science nerd bros fall for the most basic shit and end up being terfs and worse
Maths and physics are objective and humanities is subjective.
That's the difference.
That's the difference.
January 29, 2026 at 6:22 AM
And this is why bad science nerd bros fall for the most basic shit and end up being terfs and worse
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Okay, hear me out. What if instead of yet another movie about people miraculously surviving some cataclysmic event, we have a movie where NASA deliberately fires nukes into an asteroid to get it to hit the earth? It could be the hope filled film of the year.
January 28, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Okay, hear me out. What if instead of yet another movie about people miraculously surviving some cataclysmic event, we have a movie where NASA deliberately fires nukes into an asteroid to get it to hit the earth? It could be the hope filled film of the year.
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I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
I keep thinking it is pancake day but it isn’t pancake day for another 3 weeks. Boo.
January 28, 2026 at 5:18 PM
I keep thinking it is pancake day but it isn’t pancake day for another 3 weeks. Boo.
The Yodel man’s been and finally brought me the earrings i coveted for a long time, then drunk ordered and forgot until I got a dispatch notification, and which then were lost in the first shipping attempt.
January 28, 2026 at 4:38 PM
The Yodel man’s been and finally brought me the earrings i coveted for a long time, then drunk ordered and forgot until I got a dispatch notification, and which then were lost in the first shipping attempt.