Nick Mustakangas
@nmustakangas.bsky.social
Just an average fella from the Midwest who likes trains a little too much. Here to have a bit of a laugh 😃
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
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AOL warned us of the dangers of logging on. It would play for us the screams of the damned. But we didn’t listen. We didn’t listen.
February 27, 2025 at 10:14 AM
AOL warned us of the dangers of logging on. It would play for us the screams of the damned. But we didn’t listen. We didn’t listen.
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My career as a gold prospector is not panning out
February 24, 2025 at 2:41 PM
My career as a gold prospector is not panning out
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Sending an email to employees asking them to list five things they did that week is a classic move from a manager who has no idea how to manage
February 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Sending an email to employees asking them to list five things they did that week is a classic move from a manager who has no idea how to manage
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> DeJoy warned that the post office, which has lost more than $100bn since 2007, must continue to cut costs or will remain on the path to either a “government bailout or the end of this great organization as we know it”
THE POST OFFICE IS A PUBLIC SERVICE AND SHOULD NOT BE TREATED LIKE A FOR PROFIT
THE POST OFFICE IS A PUBLIC SERVICE AND SHOULD NOT BE TREATED LIKE A FOR PROFIT
US postmaster to step down months after reporting billions in losses
Louis DeJoy, who has headed US Postal Service since 2020, warned in November of potential ‘end of this organization’
www.theguardian.com
February 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
> DeJoy warned that the post office, which has lost more than $100bn since 2007, must continue to cut costs or will remain on the path to either a “government bailout or the end of this great organization as we know it”
THE POST OFFICE IS A PUBLIC SERVICE AND SHOULD NOT BE TREATED LIKE A FOR PROFIT
THE POST OFFICE IS A PUBLIC SERVICE AND SHOULD NOT BE TREATED LIKE A FOR PROFIT
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Why would you make your narrator unreliable. I trusted you and purchased this book and this is how you repay me
February 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Why would you make your narrator unreliable. I trusted you and purchased this book and this is how you repay me
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PLATO: will you teach me philosophy
SOCRATES: why
PLATO: thank you
SOCRATES: why
PLATO: thank you
February 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
PLATO: will you teach me philosophy
SOCRATES: why
PLATO: thank you
SOCRATES: why
PLATO: thank you
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i smell a pulitzer
January 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
i smell a pulitzer
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I don't have adhd I just have a lot of really good ideas
January 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I don't have adhd I just have a lot of really good ideas
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TRUMP: *throws basket of kittens into a woodchipper*
ME: that seems bad
REPUBLICANS: STOP TRYING TO DIVIDE THE COUNTRY
ME: that seems bad
REPUBLICANS: STOP TRYING TO DIVIDE THE COUNTRY
January 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
TRUMP: *throws basket of kittens into a woodchipper*
ME: that seems bad
REPUBLICANS: STOP TRYING TO DIVIDE THE COUNTRY
ME: that seems bad
REPUBLICANS: STOP TRYING TO DIVIDE THE COUNTRY
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A timely cartoon for @newscientist.bsky.social
January 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
A timely cartoon for @newscientist.bsky.social
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If you don’t have a local library card, it should be your New Year’s resolution to get one. It’s an easy resolution to keep and you’ll actually use it, trust me.
January 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
If you don’t have a local library card, it should be your New Year’s resolution to get one. It’s an easy resolution to keep and you’ll actually use it, trust me.
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guide to conjugating vampires
yosferatu
túsferatu
nosferatu
yosferatu
túsferatu
nosferatu
January 11, 2025 at 9:04 AM
guide to conjugating vampires
yosferatu
túsferatu
nosferatu
yosferatu
túsferatu
nosferatu
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Soup? You mean hot cracker sauce?
January 6, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Soup? You mean hot cracker sauce?
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Who was in charge of font spacing for this episode of MR. ED?
December 29, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Who was in charge of font spacing for this episode of MR. ED?
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bill nye’s full name is william new years eve
December 26, 2024 at 1:50 PM
bill nye’s full name is william new years eve
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if hawk tuah is so good how come they havent made hawk threeah
December 19, 2024 at 11:46 AM
if hawk tuah is so good how come they havent made hawk threeah
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the scariest words you'll hear from a voter: "I do my own research" cc: @radiofreetom.bsky.social
December 17, 2024 at 7:38 PM
the scariest words you'll hear from a voter: "I do my own research" cc: @radiofreetom.bsky.social
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My door is always open if anyone wants to drop by and listen to some of the new noises I've been making recently
December 18, 2024 at 11:05 AM
My door is always open if anyone wants to drop by and listen to some of the new noises I've been making recently
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I believe spacemen traveled a million billion lightyears just to fly real low over my house hoping for a glimpse of my dingus
December 17, 2024 at 10:48 PM
I believe spacemen traveled a million billion lightyears just to fly real low over my house hoping for a glimpse of my dingus
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I just tried to divide a Coke Zero between two glasses and the can exploded
December 15, 2024 at 9:19 PM
I just tried to divide a Coke Zero between two glasses and the can exploded
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Bringing it to 🦋 by request:
People hate their own art because it looks like they made it. They think if they get better, it will stop looking like they made it. A better person made it. But there's no level of skill beyond which you stop being you. You hate the most valuable thing about your art.
People hate their own art because it looks like they made it. They think if they get better, it will stop looking like they made it. A better person made it. But there's no level of skill beyond which you stop being you. You hate the most valuable thing about your art.
December 13, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Bringing it to 🦋 by request:
People hate their own art because it looks like they made it. They think if they get better, it will stop looking like they made it. A better person made it. But there's no level of skill beyond which you stop being you. You hate the most valuable thing about your art.
People hate their own art because it looks like they made it. They think if they get better, it will stop looking like they made it. A better person made it. But there's no level of skill beyond which you stop being you. You hate the most valuable thing about your art.