Nick Oberlander
@nickoberlander.bsky.social
he/him
Unrepentant Star Wars lover, TTRPG geek, Nuke and After Effects compositor, dog provider, child haver.
Unrepentant Star Wars lover, TTRPG geek, Nuke and After Effects compositor, dog provider, child haver.
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HE’S BACK FUCK
IT’S CHRISTMAS RAT
NOT ENOUGH ENTHUASISM FOR CHRISTMAS RAT
HE’S OVERSTIMULATED
AND HE WILL STARE INTO THE ABYSS
BECAUSE THIS YEAR
WRECKED HIS SHIT
IT’S CHRISTMAS RAT
NOT ENOUGH ENTHUASISM FOR CHRISTMAS RAT
HE’S OVERSTIMULATED
AND HE WILL STARE INTO THE ABYSS
BECAUSE THIS YEAR
WRECKED HIS SHIT
December 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
HE’S BACK FUCK
IT’S CHRISTMAS RAT
NOT ENOUGH ENTHUASISM FOR CHRISTMAS RAT
HE’S OVERSTIMULATED
AND HE WILL STARE INTO THE ABYSS
BECAUSE THIS YEAR
WRECKED HIS SHIT
IT’S CHRISTMAS RAT
NOT ENOUGH ENTHUASISM FOR CHRISTMAS RAT
HE’S OVERSTIMULATED
AND HE WILL STARE INTO THE ABYSS
BECAUSE THIS YEAR
WRECKED HIS SHIT
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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Hot and fresh out the containment unit. The Not Really Ghostbusters vs Abe Lincoln!
October 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Hot and fresh out the containment unit. The Not Really Ghostbusters vs Abe Lincoln!
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I’m here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I’ve got a lifetime supply of bubble gum that I won in a contest where you submit your own joke to Bazooka Joe and mine was a really clever nautical pun on the word submit and it won so they used it and sent me a pallet of gum, so yeah, why are you here?
October 18, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I’m here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I’ve got a lifetime supply of bubble gum that I won in a contest where you submit your own joke to Bazooka Joe and mine was a really clever nautical pun on the word submit and it won so they used it and sent me a pallet of gum, so yeah, why are you here?
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ok this breakdown of AI writing indicators is incredible. Huge shout-out to the Wikipedia community for this
Wikipedia:Signs of AI writing - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
September 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
ok this breakdown of AI writing indicators is incredible. Huge shout-out to the Wikipedia community for this
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Well don't I feel stupid
September 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Well don't I feel stupid
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Did you know your MacBook has a sensor that knows the exact angle of the screen hinge?
It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.
It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.
September 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Did you know your MacBook has a sensor that knows the exact angle of the screen hinge?
It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.
It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.
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Obviously I need to wake up at 4:00 for a flight more often.
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Obviously I need to wake up at 4:00 for a flight more often.
Framed - The daily movie guessing game
Guess the movie from 6 frames. Come back each day to see if you can guess the daily movie, or visit the archive to answer the days that you missed!
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September 5, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Obviously I need to wake up at 4:00 for a flight more often.
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NASA TECHNICIAN: *reading incoming transmission* This can't be right
NASA COMMANDER: What is it?
TECH: It's the Jupiter mission, sir. The female members of the crew are fine, but...
COMMANDER: What?
TECH: It's our boys, sir. If these numbers are correct... sir, they've gotten more stupider
NASA COMMANDER: What is it?
TECH: It's the Jupiter mission, sir. The female members of the crew are fine, but...
COMMANDER: What?
TECH: It's our boys, sir. If these numbers are correct... sir, they've gotten more stupider
July 10, 2023 at 12:53 AM
NASA TECHNICIAN: *reading incoming transmission* This can't be right
NASA COMMANDER: What is it?
TECH: It's the Jupiter mission, sir. The female members of the crew are fine, but...
COMMANDER: What?
TECH: It's our boys, sir. If these numbers are correct... sir, they've gotten more stupider
NASA COMMANDER: What is it?
TECH: It's the Jupiter mission, sir. The female members of the crew are fine, but...
COMMANDER: What?
TECH: It's our boys, sir. If these numbers are correct... sir, they've gotten more stupider
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EMILY DICKINSON, JEDI KNIGHT
Not so clumsy, nor so random -
As a blaster - in its rage
More elegant - the weapon
More civilized - the age
Not so clumsy, nor so random -
As a blaster - in its rage
More elegant - the weapon
More civilized - the age
August 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
EMILY DICKINSON, JEDI KNIGHT
Not so clumsy, nor so random -
As a blaster - in its rage
More elegant - the weapon
More civilized - the age
Not so clumsy, nor so random -
As a blaster - in its rage
More elegant - the weapon
More civilized - the age
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HOT TOWN
SUMMER IN THE CITY
SUMMER IN THE CITY
May 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
HOT TOWN
SUMMER IN THE CITY
SUMMER IN THE CITY
SHE'S MY LITTLE
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YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I GOT
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YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I GOT
July 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
SHE'S MY LITTLE
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YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I GOT
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YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I GOT
**Oh shiiiiiiiii—**
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July 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
**Oh shiiiiiiiii—**
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you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
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ok now we got entering *and* leaving the room all covered
May 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
ok now we got entering *and* leaving the room all covered
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Federal bureau of batshit investigations.
1 of 2 🧵 8 pages!
#comics
also on the site:
illuminatedcomics.github.io/cakp/#kopfan...
1 of 2 🧵 8 pages!
#comics
also on the site:
illuminatedcomics.github.io/cakp/#kopfan...
May 4, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Federal bureau of batshit investigations.
1 of 2 🧵 8 pages!
#comics
also on the site:
illuminatedcomics.github.io/cakp/#kopfan...
1 of 2 🧵 8 pages!
#comics
also on the site:
illuminatedcomics.github.io/cakp/#kopfan...
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Just a brutal typo on Ash Wednesday 😂
March 5, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Just a brutal typo on Ash Wednesday 😂
February 28, 2025 at 6:10 AM