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Nicely Nicely Jones
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Just a guy, getting by.
Terrific.
November 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:

Clever people with no social skills solve crimes
Middle class people murdered on a country house weekend
Killer stalks women who shower as soon as they get home
New coach gives boys life lessons to win the big game
Westerns on other planets with lasers
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:

-Awkward teen gets shit together
-Awkward sports team gets shit together
-Seven murderers get together, save town whose shit is not together
-Two people, whose shit is not together, meet, fall in love, break up, get shit together, get together
-Revenge
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:

- Roaring rampage of revenge
- Reluctantly, I must resume my life of violence
- On reflection, the risk assessment on our giant monster facility and/or attraction could have been more thorough
- Girl survives
- Crime but make it quirky
November 17, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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Wow, he looks just like him!
November 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
This is scary.
As a Londoner, I barely recognise my city any more.

The number of people saying ‘thank you’ to the driver as they get off the bus has skyrocketed in the past six months. (Surely it can’t just be the TfL advertising campaign about being kind to the driver that has done this?)
November 17, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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I mean sounds like a good plan
live every moment as if it’s your last
November 15, 2025 at 11:33 PM
This. Thisity this.
100% said this and feel free to quote me on it. Also @jackiekashian.bsky.social is a fantastic comedian and you should see her when she comes to your town.
@scalzi.com you say this? bc it’s the best - and your the best but people should know it’s you for realz.
November 16, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Just looking at the countries which have qualified for the World Cup next year so far.

Will be very interesting to see the warm welcome that host President Trump extends to countries like Iran, Colombia and South Africa...

And Haiti, Panama and Iraq could still qualify as well. Interesting.
November 16, 2025 at 10:22 AM
This. Thisity this.

The original Agile Manifesto history refers to "...a developer community freed from the baggage of Dilbertesque corporations." (agilemanifesto.org/history.html and agilemanifesto.org/principles.h...).

Guess what? Those corporations just brought the baggage back in.
November 16, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Best threads on Bluesky.
Good news. The bat is in rehab.
Bad news, it's in Redville.
Thanks to everyone who contributed to the GoFundMe to raise money for Groundskeeper Carl's rabies shots. Good news, the bat tested negative. Bad news, Carl had a blood alcohol level of 2.8 which is a parole violation and we used the money to get him a lawyer.
November 16, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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So true.
November 15, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Well, Grendel's badass, sure - but have you seen his mother?

Also, if we're on Dan Simmons, I think the Shrike is pretty damned impressive.
What's your favourite monster/creature from literature? I'm thinking Tuunbaq from Dan Simmon's The Terror, the triffids from Wyndham's Day of the Triffids, the demon from M.R. James' Casting The Runes, Grendel, Pennywise, etc.
November 16, 2025 at 8:53 AM
All biologists should adopt this.
We are phasing out the terms “extant” and “extinct” from our exhibits and will now refer to species as either “Darwinners" or “Darlosers.”
November 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Post your favourite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I hadn't realised that AI bros think that Black Mirror is a source of use cases.

This is going to happen. And, I fear, it will eventually become part of the new normal. Like bottled water did.
For real, check this out. Evil.
November 15, 2025 at 11:52 AM
hey @iandunt.bsky.social, might this be of interest?
My mom’s working on her Ph.D, and her dissertation is on Super Heroes as modern mythology. If you could take a few minutes to answer questions about your experiences with super hero media, it would help her a lot!

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
Linda Mae Superhero Questionnaire
Linda Mae is writing her thesis about superhero archetypes as modern mythology, and she would like your help! Please fill out the questionnaire below to assist with her research.
docs.google.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Gary was beginning to seriously worry about the side effects of Ozempic
November 14, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Important PSA
crazy

IG em_clarkson
November 14, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Apparently "Mistletoe Murders" is the real title for this show.

Goody.

Next year I fully expect to see:
The Knife Before Christmas
A Slay in a Manger
Silent Knife

(I was going to add Charmed Robbery, but that was made in 2006...)
November 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Chimps with chips.

Another of the many @greenevillezoo.bsky.social bluesky tales that enliven any timeline.
We’re launching an investigation into how our chimps were able to host an illegal poker game, who tipped off the FBI and where the money is buried.
November 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
This.
Nobody watches the #BBC. Clearly. It produces nothing of interest or value for anyone in the UK.
November 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
When I asked Google Gemini for help analysing these, it seems that it can find Bill Clinton, but it can't even look for Donald Trump. Interesting. I wonder why Google Gemini seems so selectively inept?
November 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I got this half right.
Yes, I know, o.

But that's not the joke here.
November 12, 2025 at 11:37 AM
The live action Angry birds movie looks cool.
November 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Whoops.
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Head in hands. Real problem here is he thought he could do an international transfer in 90 minutes without checking to see how he could do so.

Also: I'd love to see a similar tale of someone attempting an international transfer in the US. Especially if they try to leave airside on the way...
Man from nation whose comparable-sized global city has three airports, none of which they have managed to build a direct rail link from the city centre to yet, comes to Heathrow and announces that the British can’t make anything work.
Noah Smith is paid in the high six-figures to write a blog read by Americans who believe themselves to be intelligent. Yet, he is both unable to read a sign and also for some reason chose to have a 90 minute layover for a flight that takes 90 minutes.

onemileatatime.com/news/economi...
November 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM