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i don't think you need to go get a life, your life is right here with me -- don't worry
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The two greatest evils known to mankind, A.I. and the person directly in front of you in line at the post office, have finally teamed up. We’re done.
Woman in line in front of me at the post office is not happy about the cost of shipping. She just whipped out her phone, asked ChatGPT how much it thinks the shipping should cost, and is trying to get the mailman to honor that price.
July 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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In a stunning moment of carnal desire, my calculator said “BOOBIE5”
no it wasn’t and no it didn’t
July 21, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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had the big brain realization that you could just whip up a whole D&D cast/NPC list from Whose Line prompts alone
July 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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June is now the month of Pride and Prejudice.
June 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Fight every denial of care! Fewer than 50% of those denied do, but over 80% of prior authorization appeals succeed.
(www.ama-assn.org/.../over-80-...)

If we all fight, it will be marginally less attractive for insurers to use denial as a profit-machine.

projects.propublica.org/claimfile/
December 10, 2024 at 11:24 PM
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Some books take way longer than two hours to read, especially if you're going to get anything out of it. But he'll never understand that.
June 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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You: taking 2 hours to have a nice walk in Holyrood Park in Edinburgh with a loved one, climbing Arthur's Seat and drinking tea from a thermos at the top.

Me: spending 2 minutes working out how to ask Grok to explain why people like things, then spending 45 minutes staring into the void
June 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy but I still like seeing them fight
June 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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a friend of mine shared this ai-generated "emotion wheel" and unfortunately i have been laughing my ass off at it for like 15 minutes now. today i am feeling Fnliinneon
June 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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joining the fight between Musk and Trump on the side of the fight
June 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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if the wheels had come off this thing any faster it'd be a Cybertruck
June 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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This is the best Reagan Death Day ever
June 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Someone should tell Trump that Elon would feel very owned if he fully funded USAID and the CDC.
June 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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For the good of the country and indeed the world, Elon Musk and Donald Trump must hash out their differences and make peace, and also that conversation must happen while both of them pilot this two-person submersible I made down to the wreck of the Titanic.
June 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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I feel like Kissinger came back and died AGAIN.
June 5, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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!. Look at this astonishing animal. My velvet worm friend lives on moss in the rainforest. He is ANCIENT. WAY older than dinosaurs, lobopods like him even make an appearance in the Cambrian- when multicellular life became trendy.

You can find him today on a tree at Wildsumaco, in Ecuador :)
June 2, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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This will sound weird but love yourself enough to write your own term papers.
May 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Even the Catholic church is trying to avoid the tariffs.
May 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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oh I see, when the pope chooses a new name, Christians are all for it and address him as such, but a TRANS person chooses a new name—
May 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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The new pope signed up for Twitter in 2011 with a Hotmail email address that he also used for a lot of other stuff, which is how I know that he's probably the first pope on Zynga and almost certainly the first pope on Tumblr
May 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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me: I'm done with the pope posts

conservatives: we are having the worst day of our lives, woke marxist pope will give your kids gun control & health care in their sleep

me: I would like a few more pope posts
May 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Cassocks are red
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a
May 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM