Nicolas Holzschuch
nholzschuch.bsky.social
Nicolas Holzschuch
@nholzschuch.bsky.social
Secrétaire fédéral CFDT Éducation Formation Recherche Publiques, Research Director at Inria. Author of ios_system, a-Shell and Carnets-Jupyter. 56 y.o. He/Him
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The soviet BESM-6 has one of the best names in all of computing: BESM stands for "Big Electric Computing Machine."
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Slowly getting there

(Vite un djihad butlérien contre l'IA. Deus vult.)
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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To anyone disappointed that the new cool pope is against polyamory, you kind of set yourself up for that one
November 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Fibre optique entreprises : faute lourde retenue contre #Orange condamnée à indemniser une entreprise pour avoir proposé une offre de raccordement fibre dans une commune non couverte avant plusieurs années. #FttO
CA Poitiers, 18/11/2025, 24/00159
www.courdecassation.fr/decision/691...
November 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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#AlerteInfo Échec de la CMP sur le budget de la Sécurité sociale pour 2026.
Le budget de la Sécurité sociale revient au point de départ.
projetarcadie.com/ec...
#DirectAN #PLFSS2026
Échec de la CMP sur le budget de la Sécurité sociale pour 2026 - Projet Arcadie
Après seulement 30 minutes, la CMP s'est soldée par un échec.
projetarcadie.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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James Bond supervillains threaten to blow up the world with their big laser unless you pay them a trillion dollars.

Real American supervillains embed themselves in the economy and threaten to cause a depression unless you subsidize their sex robots and the weird chatbots they use to avoid humans.
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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I…
I believe eigen fly. I believe eigen touch the sky.
November 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Guy at the bar when I get up to pay: "Hey that woman really has a deep voice..."

Flight mode: activated
Exits: located
Adrenaline: pumping baby
Heart rate: intense
Possible distractions identified
Bag: unsecured. content not worth trip to the hospital. fuck it.

"... She reminds me of an actress"
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Witkoff is not buying the Russian narrative. He is selling it.
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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For non-lawyers: this is the largest sanction against an attorney for frivolous conduct that I've ever heard of*. When attorneys are sanctioned $10-$20k is a big deal. This is a MASSIVE deal.

*- not counting the slightly different issue of defendants having their answer struck for misconduct.
NEW: An unanimous appeals court panel — authored by conservative Judge William Pryor and joined by Trump appointee Andrew Brasher — upheld a $1 million sanction againt Trump/Habba for filing a "frivolous" lawsuit against Hillary Clinton

w/ @joshgerstein.bsky.social
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Industries predict two-thirds of Americans will be subscribed to them in five years while simultaneously dry-begging for government bailouts, and nobody bats an eye.
November 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Speaking as someone who lives in a place where the battles with City Council rage on all the time, City Council can really put a hamper on a progressive mayor's plans. Don't let them get away with it.
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Look, Nvidia thought it was a gaming company and OpenAI thought it was a charity so if you're expecting either of those companies to have some master plan to avoid the bubble popping you need to look elsewhere.
November 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Sir.

if you can tell me how to easily disable AI on every device I have, I'd love to hear how

The fact that it's in almost everything *and* also a nightmare to disable is not coincidence.

and I'm tired of being gaslighted about that fact
November 26, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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imagine having to hear shit like "study confirms giving diabetic children insulin reduces their death rates by 100%" as if that hasn't been known for like a hunred years. that's what being trans is like
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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To make it short, it's being torn down not because it's Al garbage but because Londoners are so fucking stupid they thought anything with people splashing about in water must be a commentary on the migrant crisis and therefore deeply political.
It’s the exclusive everyone wanted, the story that will win next year’s Pulitzer…

I can reveal London’s giant AI generated Christmas artwork, the subject of much online mockery, is being torn down - and I honestly *genuinely* think you’ll never guess why. www.londoncentric.media/p/ai-artwork...
London's giant AI artwork to be torn down
The bizarre story of why a much-talked-about creation is being torn down. Plus: Docklands Light Railway extension, giant laser stalks the night sky, and more tales of Android phone theft rejection.
www.londoncentric.media
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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😔
🇨🇳 Un incendie a éclaté dans un complexe d’immeubles d’habitation de plusieurs étages de Hong Kong, faisant plusieurs morts. Les images diffusées par les médias locaux montrent d'épais panaches de fumée s'élevant des échafaudages de plusieurs tours ⤵️
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Bouteille à la mer pour les grenoblois de ma TL 🙏
Ma fifille de 12 ans diagnostiquée TDAH a besoin selon son MG et intervenants d'une prescription de Ritaline que seul un psychiatre peut faire.
Le CMP n'a plus de médecins, il n'y a personne en libéral et le CHU se concentre sur les cas complexes 😭
November 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Attention tout le monde on est en semaine impaire donc maintenant les juges sont trop sévères, avant de redevenir trop laxistes à partir de lundi prochain.

Bonne semaine à tous.

#Bygmalion #Sarkozy
November 26, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Deuxième condamnation défitinive pour Nicolas Sarkozy, dans l'affaire Bygmalion cette fois-ci : www.courdecassation.fr/decision/692...
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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This research was published 14 months ago. In *Nature*.

Three months BEFORE Wes Streeting announced a "permanent ban" on puberty-blockers.

& yesterday, the Tories insisted you don't even need a clinical trial to keep that ban, forever...
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...
Evidence has now emerged of the adverse consequences of the laws banning GAHT for trans youth in both the US and UK. This includes sharp declines in mental health and increased suicide attempts among transgender young people.

t.co/YZaiSgdDAl
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41562-024-01979-5
t.co
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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En suivant le trajet d’un soutien-gorge glissé dans une valise, la sociologue Beatrice Zani révèle les trajectoires de jeunes femmes migrantes entre la Chine et Taïwan. Et brise l’image d’un capitalisme géré par la seule « haute finance ».
Avec les femmes du « made in China »
lejournal.cnrs.fr
November 26, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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L'arrêt de la @courdecassation.fr => bit.ly/3M6jJPe

Au passage, sur le poncif habituel (même bienveillant) : En matière de violences sexuelles, ce n'est pas tant « la parole des femmes » qui s'est libérée.

Car elles ont toujours « parlé ».

Mais maintenant, leur parole est (un peu mieux) entendue.
November 26, 2025 at 10:27 AM