Nicolas Holzschuch
@nholzschuch.bsky.social
Secrétaire fédéral CFDT Éducation Formation Recherche Publiques, Research Director at Inria. Author of ios_system, a-Shell and Carnets-Jupyter. 56 y.o. He/Him
La tarte tatin aux coings est un plat idéal des week-end de novembre : ça prend une heure de cuisine au moins, ce qui est bien quand il fait déjà nuit dehors.
November 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
La tarte tatin aux coings est un plat idéal des week-end de novembre : ça prend une heure de cuisine au moins, ce qui est bien quand il fait déjà nuit dehors.
That reminded me of this drawing:
November 22, 2025 at 7:46 AM
That reminded me of this drawing:
Je m'améliore : cette fois ci, objectivement, il n'y a pas de *manifestation* à République...
November 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Je m'améliore : cette fois ci, objectivement, il n'y a pas de *manifestation* à République...
I am the only person (that I know of) who can trigger an malloc-error-break by calling "stringByAppendingString".
I don't know if I should be appalled or impressed.
I don't know if I should be appalled or impressed.
November 11, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I am the only person (that I know of) who can trigger an malloc-error-break by calling "stringByAppendingString".
I don't know if I should be appalled or impressed.
I don't know if I should be appalled or impressed.
Les dernières 24h ont été... intéressantes
November 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Les dernières 24h ont été... intéressantes
Mon wagon s'apprête à sortir les fourches et les torches.
November 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Mon wagon s'apprête à sortir les fourches et les torches.
Sometimes, the memes just write themselves. If you don't know the story of Mahmood Mamdani's arrest by the FBI in 1962: thewashingtonstandard.com/zohran-mamda...
November 5, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Sometimes, the memes just write themselves. If you don't know the story of Mahmood Mamdani's arrest by the FBI in 1962: thewashingtonstandard.com/zohran-mamda...
Suffit de chercher "You're not gonna believe this" et de ramasser...
November 4, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Suffit de chercher "You're not gonna believe this" et de ramasser...
Oui, avec les conglomérats c'est carrément devenu un meme :
November 4, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Oui, avec les conglomérats c'est carrément devenu un meme :
Genre la Via Dante Alighieri est beaucoup plus longue, et la ville a une histoire plus compliquée avec lui.
November 2, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Genre la Via Dante Alighieri est beaucoup plus longue, et la ville a une histoire plus compliquée avec lui.
Today in "original heraldic symbols", I give you: "the beetroot", apparently.
October 31, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Today in "original heraldic symbols", I give you: "the beetroot", apparently.
Since Bluesky compression settings are way over the top, here's a zoom in on the panel:
October 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Since Bluesky compression settings are way over the top, here's a zoom in on the panel:
Useless facts of the day: 1) the spires of the Duomo in Milano have sponsors.
2) AC Milan is one of the sponsors.
3) apparently, Inter Milan is not.
According to the guide, they're too miserly to pay for that (it's possible that she was an AC Milan supporter)
2) AC Milan is one of the sponsors.
3) apparently, Inter Milan is not.
According to the guide, they're too miserly to pay for that (it's possible that she was an AC Milan supporter)
October 29, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Useless facts of the day: 1) the spires of the Duomo in Milano have sponsors.
2) AC Milan is one of the sponsors.
3) apparently, Inter Milan is not.
According to the guide, they're too miserly to pay for that (it's possible that she was an AC Milan supporter)
2) AC Milan is one of the sponsors.
3) apparently, Inter Milan is not.
According to the guide, they're too miserly to pay for that (it's possible that she was an AC Milan supporter)
They say there's a story behind every rule. I'm not sure I want to hear the story that made this panel necessary.
October 29, 2025 at 4:22 PM
They say there's a story behind every rule. I'm not sure I want to hear the story that made this panel necessary.
I like it when a museum tells me in six different languages (including Latin!) which way is out.
October 28, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I like it when a museum tells me in six different languages (including Latin!) which way is out.
Selon certaines sources, ce système correspondait à un commissariat par quartier, et aurait donné naissance au terme d'argot "quart" pour désigner le commissariat.
October 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Selon certaines sources, ce système correspondait à un commissariat par quartier, et aurait donné naissance au terme d'argot "quart" pour désigner le commissariat.
En haut, 4 gousses d'ail. En bas, 5 gousses d'ail.
Bonus: elles viennent de la même tête.
Bonus: elles viennent de la même tête.
October 27, 2025 at 6:28 AM
En haut, 4 gousses d'ail. En bas, 5 gousses d'ail.
Bonus: elles viennent de la même tête.
Bonus: elles viennent de la même tête.
Nearing the end of a very long process...
October 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Nearing the end of a very long process...
Huh, why is my Mac so sluggish this morning? Let's have a look at ActivityMonitor. Oh.
October 25, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Huh, why is my Mac so sluggish this morning? Let's have a look at ActivityMonitor. Oh.
Kids, approx 5 years ago: why do you insist on taking this picture? What's so important here?
October 25, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Kids, approx 5 years ago: why do you insist on taking this picture? What's so important here?
J'ai révisé récemment, mais pour une fois je sais de quoi on parle (20 septembre : Valmy, 21 septembre : proclamation de la République)
October 21, 2025 at 11:56 AM
J'ai révisé récemment, mais pour une fois je sais de quoi on parle (20 septembre : Valmy, 21 septembre : proclamation de la République)
Elle est quand même mieux sans les lacrymos.
October 21, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Elle est quand même mieux sans les lacrymos.
Obviously quoting from The Devil's Dictionary (but Ambrose Bierce style was not made for social networks...)
October 16, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Obviously quoting from The Devil's Dictionary (but Ambrose Bierce style was not made for social networks...)