Nicolas Holzschuch
@nholzschuch.bsky.social
Secrétaire fédéral CFDT Éducation Formation Recherche Publiques, Research Director at Inria. Author of ios_system, a-Shell and Carnets-Jupyter. 56 y.o. He/Him
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"Tu vois cette chenille, elle a de la fourrure faite d'épines venimeuses qui font très mal, et elle donne un papillon qui a de la fourrure également. Ce qu'il faudrait, c'est trouver un signe distinctif pour la nommer."
"ON A QU'À DIRE QU'ELLE A UN GROS CUL !"
Je vous présente Megalopyge opercularis
"ON A QU'À DIRE QU'ELLE A UN GROS CUL !"
Je vous présente Megalopyge opercularis
January 6, 2026 at 6:03 PM
"Tu vois cette chenille, elle a de la fourrure faite d'épines venimeuses qui font très mal, et elle donne un papillon qui a de la fourrure également. Ce qu'il faudrait, c'est trouver un signe distinctif pour la nommer."
"ON A QU'À DIRE QU'ELLE A UN GROS CUL !"
Je vous présente Megalopyge opercularis
"ON A QU'À DIRE QU'ELLE A UN GROS CUL !"
Je vous présente Megalopyge opercularis
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Argument du Chaudron des MAGgots:
(1) Les USA n'ont jamais été impérialistes contrairement aux Européens. Leurs annexions ne sont que des libérations.
(2) Et la grande faute des Européens est d'avoir cessé d'être impérialistes car l'impérialisme était bon en fait et nous devons le refaire.
(1) Les USA n'ont jamais été impérialistes contrairement aux Européens. Leurs annexions ne sont que des libérations.
(2) Et la grande faute des Européens est d'avoir cessé d'être impérialistes car l'impérialisme était bon en fait et nous devons le refaire.
Eyes wide open, folks. They're revealing the supervillain plot.
January 6, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Argument du Chaudron des MAGgots:
(1) Les USA n'ont jamais été impérialistes contrairement aux Européens. Leurs annexions ne sont que des libérations.
(2) Et la grande faute des Européens est d'avoir cessé d'être impérialistes car l'impérialisme était bon en fait et nous devons le refaire.
(1) Les USA n'ont jamais été impérialistes contrairement aux Européens. Leurs annexions ne sont que des libérations.
(2) Et la grande faute des Européens est d'avoir cessé d'être impérialistes car l'impérialisme était bon en fait et nous devons le refaire.
My benchmark is: Dave Sims was doing Cerebus at one page a day and it destroyed its sanity. Think 2 or 3 days per page.
I've had to explain that no, I cannot pencil and ink a 260-page GN in two months, do you even understand the words you're saying to me? I've been asked to design characters, pencil, ink, and color a 200-page GN myself in eight months (I said no).
January 6, 2026 at 5:55 PM
My benchmark is: Dave Sims was doing Cerebus at one page a day and it destroyed its sanity. Think 2 or 3 days per page.
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The way my soul would detach from my mortal coil and float into the clouds if you told me this was the work expected and the deadline
I've had to explain that no, I cannot pencil and ink a 260-page GN in two months, do you even understand the words you're saying to me? I've been asked to design characters, pencil, ink, and color a 200-page GN myself in eight months (I said no).
January 6, 2026 at 5:51 PM
The way my soul would detach from my mortal coil and float into the clouds if you told me this was the work expected and the deadline
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The rise of deepfakes and AI CSAM prove public and private sectors don’t actually care about abuse, but still punish sex workers, queer people, and women under that guise. Credit cards companies and law enforcement punish consensual sex and sexuality, but ignore and therefore encourage abuse
January 6, 2026 at 1:52 PM
The rise of deepfakes and AI CSAM prove public and private sectors don’t actually care about abuse, but still punish sex workers, queer people, and women under that guise. Credit cards companies and law enforcement punish consensual sex and sexuality, but ignore and therefore encourage abuse
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Will do.
Probably best to assume anyone you see in the foreseeable future in Ray-Bans is a huge pervert recording you, and preemptively kick them in the balls.
Meta delays global rollout of Ray-Ban Display glasses on strong US demand, supply squeeze reut.rs/45HoW70
January 6, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Will do.
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It occurs to me that we're not far off from where Republicans start quoting "conservatism consists of exactly one proposition" approvingly.
Linsey Graham was just explaining yesterday that the ICC (or the ICJ?) is for others, not for them.
January 6, 2026 at 4:34 PM
It occurs to me that we're not far off from where Republicans start quoting "conservatism consists of exactly one proposition" approvingly.
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Très très intéressant.
Europe doesn’t need driverless cars ft.trib.al/aSBiq3A | opinion
Europe doesn’t need driverless cars
The roadways are already safe and robotaxis risk increasing traffic
ft.trib.al
January 6, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Très très intéressant.
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This idea that America's military budget is a function of foreign demand and not domestic pressure will never not be funny to me.
Clinton and Obama both got attacked for cutting the (growth) of the military budget!
Clinton and Obama both got attacked for cutting the (growth) of the military budget!
January 6, 2026 at 3:50 PM
This idea that America's military budget is a function of foreign demand and not domestic pressure will never not be funny to me.
Clinton and Obama both got attacked for cutting the (growth) of the military budget!
Clinton and Obama both got attacked for cutting the (growth) of the military budget!
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It’s genuinely wild that the United States spent decades building an elaborate rules-based international order which de facto cemented its permanent status as the dominant global hegemon, sustained by ideology rather than might, and now is just blowing it all up for literally no reason
January 6, 2026 at 12:35 AM
It’s genuinely wild that the United States spent decades building an elaborate rules-based international order which de facto cemented its permanent status as the dominant global hegemon, sustained by ideology rather than might, and now is just blowing it all up for literally no reason
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There is a slim but non-zero chance that maduro trial collapses because while he is definitely guilty of many crimes the ones they are trying to prosecute him for are made up
January 6, 2026 at 4:26 PM
There is a slim but non-zero chance that maduro trial collapses because while he is definitely guilty of many crimes the ones they are trying to prosecute him for are made up
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I fully agree with this, and I expect there will be a massive and rushed inversion of the curve later because it is so much better. This is also the reason why Québec's decision to 'pause' environmental initiatives is a very bad move from an economic standpoint.
It’s now been 6 months since I got an EV and I am still in love with how it drives. But I also thoroughly get a kick of being able to charge fully at home.
Truly a shame that one piece of tech we have that can do a net-good, our corporate and political leaders want to bury it.
Truly a shame that one piece of tech we have that can do a net-good, our corporate and political leaders want to bury it.
January 6, 2026 at 3:27 PM
I fully agree with this, and I expect there will be a massive and rushed inversion of the curve later because it is so much better. This is also the reason why Québec's decision to 'pause' environmental initiatives is a very bad move from an economic standpoint.
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Au train où vont les choses, si ton DSi n'est pas en train d'envisager sérieusement une alternative au cloud américain, c'est qu'il est vraiment con.
January 5, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Au train où vont les choses, si ton DSi n'est pas en train d'envisager sérieusement une alternative au cloud américain, c'est qu'il est vraiment con.
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« Quand les États-Unis se sont-ils livrés à l'impérialisme ? Jamais. »
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Entre autres, 47 Présidents des Etats-Unis viennent d'éclater de rire bruyamment (dont 41 d'outre-tombe).
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Entre autres, 47 Présidents des Etats-Unis viennent d'éclater de rire bruyamment (dont 41 d'outre-tombe).
KERNEN: Europeans are talking about it almost being like Vladimir Putin and Ukraine.
JEFF LANDRY: I disagree. When has the United States engaged in imperialism? Never. Europe has engaged in imperialism. The reason the Danish have Greenland is because of imperialism.
JEFF LANDRY: I disagree. When has the United States engaged in imperialism? Never. Europe has engaged in imperialism. The reason the Danish have Greenland is because of imperialism.
January 6, 2026 at 2:35 PM
« Quand les États-Unis se sont-ils livrés à l'impérialisme ? Jamais. »
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Entre autres, 47 Présidents des Etats-Unis viennent d'éclater de rire bruyamment (dont 41 d'outre-tombe).
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Entre autres, 47 Présidents des Etats-Unis viennent d'éclater de rire bruyamment (dont 41 d'outre-tombe).
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this just so perfectly encapsulates the decades-long messaging failures by the dems
Republicans made welfare fraud in Minnesota the most important story in the country. Schumer turned a war for oil into a question about national security briefings.
January 6, 2026 at 2:01 PM
this just so perfectly encapsulates the decades-long messaging failures by the dems
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I think a lot about that race from mass effect that had to prefix every sentence with it’s emotional intent and how that probably developed because they spent 100 years on social media
January 6, 2026 at 6:24 AM
I think a lot about that race from mass effect that had to prefix every sentence with it’s emotional intent and how that probably developed because they spent 100 years on social media
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The Brits -
“Oh my god we may have to develop nuclear war plans against the United States”
The French -
“OH HO HO TIME TO DUST OFF OUR NUCLEAR WAR PLANS WITH THE UNITED STATES”
“Oh my god we may have to develop nuclear war plans against the United States”
The French -
“OH HO HO TIME TO DUST OFF OUR NUCLEAR WAR PLANS WITH THE UNITED STATES”
January 6, 2026 at 1:14 PM
The Brits -
“Oh my god we may have to develop nuclear war plans against the United States”
The French -
“OH HO HO TIME TO DUST OFF OUR NUCLEAR WAR PLANS WITH THE UNITED STATES”
“Oh my god we may have to develop nuclear war plans against the United States”
The French -
“OH HO HO TIME TO DUST OFF OUR NUCLEAR WAR PLANS WITH THE UNITED STATES”
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Yep, I've got a History degree and the lessons from it are far less predictive of what will happen in contemporary society than Gender Studies and Critical Race Theory, which are like that sports almanac in Back to the Future II.
kind of darkly funny that "gender studies" is the stereotypical "useless degree" because gender studies will help you understand a large and important chunk of the current psychosis in american life
January 6, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Yep, I've got a History degree and the lessons from it are far less predictive of what will happen in contemporary society than Gender Studies and Critical Race Theory, which are like that sports almanac in Back to the Future II.
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So what happens to the hundreds of American tanks, missiles, and warplanes currently stationed in Europe if the US attacks Greenland? Asking for a friend
January 6, 2026 at 1:53 PM
So what happens to the hundreds of American tanks, missiles, and warplanes currently stationed in Europe if the US attacks Greenland? Asking for a friend
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not to mention when he hears that Guyane boasts significant gold reserves and is an important transit point for cocaine from Suriname destined for European markets
"We need Guyane for the gold! we need to stop the narco-traffickers!"
"We need Guyane for the gold! we need to stop the narco-traffickers!"
Was just thinking of how funny it will be when Trump learns that France actually has territory in South America.
January 6, 2026 at 12:56 PM
not to mention when he hears that Guyane boasts significant gold reserves and is an important transit point for cocaine from Suriname destined for European markets
"We need Guyane for the gold! we need to stop the narco-traffickers!"
"We need Guyane for the gold! we need to stop the narco-traffickers!"
Useless fact of the day: le projet de loi de finances 2026 n’a pas été adopté, certes. Mais un des amendements votés par le Sénat prévoyait de remonter la remunération des vacations pour qu’elle soit (enfin) supérieure au SMIC.
www.senat.fr/amendements/...
www.senat.fr/amendements/...
Aperçu de l'amendement
Amendement
www.senat.fr
January 6, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Useless fact of the day: le projet de loi de finances 2026 n’a pas été adopté, certes. Mais un des amendements votés par le Sénat prévoyait de remonter la remunération des vacations pour qu’elle soit (enfin) supérieure au SMIC.
www.senat.fr/amendements/...
www.senat.fr/amendements/...
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Le problème avec le fishing c'est que les vrais organismes sont parfois tellement mauvais que leurs vrais mails ressemblent à du fishing. Aujourd'hui la caisse des écoles qui "désactive mon compte" sans raison apparente et me demande de cliquer sur un lien suspect
January 6, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Le problème avec le fishing c'est que les vrais organismes sont parfois tellement mauvais que leurs vrais mails ressemblent à du fishing. Aujourd'hui la caisse des écoles qui "désactive mon compte" sans raison apparente et me demande de cliquer sur un lien suspect
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There won't be an update today, but it's a great opportunity to start reading or catch up... 👀✨
Last update of the year! I'll be taking a short break during Christmas, FMP! will be back on January 7. Happy holidays everyone! 🥰
#comics #webcomics
Latest page 🔽
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From the beginning 🌝
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#comics #webcomics
Latest page 🔽
fullmoonpanic.com/?p=1138
From the beginning 🌝
fullmoonpanic.com?p=589
December 31, 2025 at 11:24 AM
There won't be an update today, but it's a great opportunity to start reading or catch up... 👀✨
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There were many reasons for wheel lock pistols to be so chunky: Just to make sure they didn't blow up in your hand, and after shooting they could be handy as clubs.
January 6, 2026 at 11:11 AM
There were many reasons for wheel lock pistols to be so chunky: Just to make sure they didn't blow up in your hand, and after shooting they could be handy as clubs.
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Fact-check : Peut-on sortir de chez soi quand il neige ? https://www.legorafi.fr/2024/11/22/fact-check-peut-on-sortir-de-chez-soi-quand-il-neige/
Fact-check : Peut-on sortir de chez soi quand il neige ?
Toute l'information selon des sources contradictoires.
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January 6, 2026 at 9:15 AM
Fact-check : Peut-on sortir de chez soi quand il neige ? https://www.legorafi.fr/2024/11/22/fact-check-peut-on-sortir-de-chez-soi-quand-il-neige/