Demetri
phdemetri.bsky.social
Demetri
@phdemetri.bsky.social
Whoa, everything's computer!
What the fuck is an influence function
November 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I should meme this
It’s the correct interest, just the wrong weights!
November 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
In the middle of writing this paper and I can confidently say this ain’t worth it.

There is little alpha in being an author on a paper unless you’re an academic.

Never doing this shit again
November 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Commenting "Spelling error" instead of fixing the error.

Why? Just fix the error
November 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Socrates would absolutely HATE my obsidian second brain for math I keep forgetting
November 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Berry Essen theorem saves the day
November 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I miss structured learning. Put me in a damn room with 10 other people, each frothy to learn some shit and out smart one another.

That's the ticket
November 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
GIMME THE LUTE, GIMME THE LUTE
November 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I've been offered 6 free months of perplexity, and managed to get 1 free year of Gemini with my university email.

I would HATE to see the CAC for some of these products
November 4, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I've been wanting to write a blog post about money (esp. how my perspective on money has changed going from a normal working professional, to poor grad student, to well paid engineer in tech).

Would that be...interesting? Useful? The post is really for the person I was right out of my PhD
November 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Man, the rail transit in Ontario is just garbage outside the GTA. 3.5 hours for a trip that would take me 2 by car?

Why even bother with the rail
November 3, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Wearing a jays cap feels like Kriah. People literally saying “sorry for your loss”
November 2, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Morning after and I don’t regret being here. If anything, made the loss more terrible. The community shared the load
November 2, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I don’t want to talk about it
November 2, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Bottom of the ninth, game 7, bases loaded.
November 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Watch party at steam whistle
November 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
“Cash only on the weekends” — oh you’re trying to bury your increase
In revenue over the weekend due to larger customer volumes? Sure, I would love to help you evade taxes.
November 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Reposted by Demetri
What a World Series
November 1, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I’m not even mad about the loss. I had a great time.
November 1, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Jays not doing well, but oh my god the tension
November 1, 2025 at 2:51 AM
October 31, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I RAN INTO MATTEA ROACH, JEOPARDY CHAMPION
October 31, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Let’s fuckin GOOOOO
October 31, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Stands for ticket master plus.

I’m going to game 6 BABY
Fuck it, may not happen again for another 30 years
October 31, 2025 at 9:07 PM