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· Apr 15
oh no! my puppygirl ate chocolate! what do i do???
me, holding a séance to speak with my grandmother: "Can you hear me?"
my grandma, texting me from Florida: "Sorry I forgot your birthday again"
my grandma, texting me from Florida: "Sorry I forgot your birthday again"
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
me, holding a séance to speak with my grandmother: "Can you hear me?"
my grandma, texting me from Florida: "Sorry I forgot your birthday again"
my grandma, texting me from Florida: "Sorry I forgot your birthday again"
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Wouldn’t it be problematic to have a bag with a handle that just falls off?
November 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Wouldn’t it be problematic to have a bag with a handle that just falls off?
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I feel this verberating my bones down to my very soul
“THE NON-ARTIST FIXATION ON HYPERREALISM AS THE PINNACLE OF ART IS CLEARLY PART OF THE REASON SO MANY ADULTS THINK THEY CANNOT DRAW OR CONSIDER THEMSELVES TO BE FAILURES, KAWAII, FOLK ART, DOODLES, OR OTHER EASIER ENTRY POINTS ARE CONSIDERED CHILDISH, WHICH IS WHY JAPANESE DRAWING BOOKS ARE BETTER…”
November 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I feel this verberating my bones down to my very soul
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[makes a joke in Teams at work]
*hr starts typing*
haha cool hr is gonna get in on the jokes
*hr continues typing*
ohhh this is gonna be a good one!
*hr continues typing*
uh oh
*hr starts typing*
haha cool hr is gonna get in on the jokes
*hr continues typing*
ohhh this is gonna be a good one!
*hr continues typing*
uh oh
November 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
[makes a joke in Teams at work]
*hr starts typing*
haha cool hr is gonna get in on the jokes
*hr continues typing*
ohhh this is gonna be a good one!
*hr continues typing*
uh oh
*hr starts typing*
haha cool hr is gonna get in on the jokes
*hr continues typing*
ohhh this is gonna be a good one!
*hr continues typing*
uh oh
hate that im not even a little bit surprised by this
This is a nuts story. An AI chatbot and image platform left millions of images exposed. They show what people are actually using the AI for: taking random women's yearbook, graduation, and social media photos and making super realistic hardcore porn with them
www.404media.co/ai-porn-secr...
www.404media.co/ai-porn-secr...
Massive Leak Shows Erotic Chatbot Users Turned Women’s Yearbook Pictures Into AI Porn
Chatbot roleplay and image generator platform SecretDesires.ai left cloud storage containers of nearly two million of images and videos exposed, including photos and full names of women from social me...
www.404media.co
November 19, 2025 at 4:47 PM
hate that im not even a little bit surprised by this
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"No worries if not", I flirt
November 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
"No worries if not", I flirt
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I like porn that challenges me to be a better person
November 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I like porn that challenges me to be a better person
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welcome, denizens of this Web Zone, to yet another day of whimsy. today's agenda:
- roll around in bed like a cat
- rewatch one or 2 episodes of an old TV show
- have some coffee
- roll around in bed some more
- roll around in bed like a cat
- rewatch one or 2 episodes of an old TV show
- have some coffee
- roll around in bed some more
November 15, 2025 at 11:18 AM
welcome, denizens of this Web Zone, to yet another day of whimsy. today's agenda:
- roll around in bed like a cat
- rewatch one or 2 episodes of an old TV show
- have some coffee
- roll around in bed some more
- roll around in bed like a cat
- rewatch one or 2 episodes of an old TV show
- have some coffee
- roll around in bed some more
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"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"
‘We Should’ve Done More’: Kamala Harris Slams Biden Admin Over Netanyahu Support and Praises Pro-Palestine Protesters
‘We Should’ve Done More’: Kamala Harris Slams Biden Admin Over Netanyahu Support and Praises Pro-Palestine Protesters
Kamala Harris criticized Joe Biden's Administration, saying they should have been more willing to publicly criticize Israeli leader Benjamin Netanyahu over Gaza
The post ‘We Should’ve Done More’: Kamala Harris Slams Biden Admin Over Netanyahu Support and Praises Pro-Palestine Protesters first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"
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she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 AM
she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
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So old I remember when it was considered a political liability to hand out a presidential pardon to your son in law’s drug dealer buddy who went on to commit crimes of violence and sexual offenses. nypost.com/2025/11/11/u...
LI drug dealer freed by Trump now convicted of molesting his kids’ nanny and threatening synagogue congregant
Braun was first busted in 2010 for orchestrating a major cannabis distribution ring, smuggling millions of dollars worth of weed from Canada to New York.
nypost.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
So old I remember when it was considered a political liability to hand out a presidential pardon to your son in law’s drug dealer buddy who went on to commit crimes of violence and sexual offenses. nypost.com/2025/11/11/u...
which johnny cash song mentions going into a woodchipper feet first?
November 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
which johnny cash song mentions going into a woodchipper feet first?
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I met a weird girl and within 20 minutes she had me eating nerd clusters straight from her hand like a horse
November 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I met a weird girl and within 20 minutes she had me eating nerd clusters straight from her hand like a horse
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
I don't think jesus accounted for this many sins when he died for them tbh
November 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I don't think jesus accounted for this many sins when he died for them tbh
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Before the disgusting GOP cut SNAP and are now fighting court orders ordering them to quit their psychosis & feed Americans, they cut USAID which has already *starved 100’s of 1000’s of human beings worldwide to death.*
Barbaric isn’t enough to describe such depravity.
*Well* past “politics.”
🆘🇺🇸
Barbaric isn’t enough to describe such depravity.
*Well* past “politics.”
🆘🇺🇸
November 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Before the disgusting GOP cut SNAP and are now fighting court orders ordering them to quit their psychosis & feed Americans, they cut USAID which has already *starved 100’s of 1000’s of human beings worldwide to death.*
Barbaric isn’t enough to describe such depravity.
*Well* past “politics.”
🆘🇺🇸
Barbaric isn’t enough to describe such depravity.
*Well* past “politics.”
🆘🇺🇸
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Well at least that's all it was
October 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Well at least that's all it was
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"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN
October 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN
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women with swords are out. women with lances are in. women with axes are out. women with hammers are in. women with bows are out. women with slings are in. women with plate armor/chain mail are out. women with hoplite armor are in. i dont make the rules i just very gleefully enforce them & make them
October 18, 2025 at 4:05 AM
women with swords are out. women with lances are in. women with axes are out. women with hammers are in. women with bows are out. women with slings are in. women with plate armor/chain mail are out. women with hoplite armor are in. i dont make the rules i just very gleefully enforce them & make them
who decided to call it gender affirmation surgery instead of tuck everlasting
October 18, 2025 at 4:20 AM
who decided to call it gender affirmation surgery instead of tuck everlasting
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You’re never too old to pretend to learn.
May 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
You’re never too old to pretend to learn.
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![david attenborough: [mumbling] skip. i don't like this animal. skip it.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ciyivse6vsi273tcz6w2nvep/bafkreigrd7kushrlt5vdhsmayfdgwwwmr4spi4pminony6ik2iqwqfsu2a@jpeg)
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I'll just floss tomorrow
I'll just floss tomorrow
I'll just floss tomorrow
October 17, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I'll just floss tomorrow