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· Apr 15
oh no! my puppygirl ate chocolate! what do i do???
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
I don't think jesus accounted for this many sins when he died for them tbh
November 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I don't think jesus accounted for this many sins when he died for them tbh
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Before the disgusting GOP cut SNAP and are now fighting court orders ordering them to quit their psychosis & feed Americans, they cut USAID which has already *starved 100’s of 1000’s of human beings worldwide to death.*
Barbaric isn’t enough to describe such depravity.
*Well* past “politics.”
🆘🇺🇸
Barbaric isn’t enough to describe such depravity.
*Well* past “politics.”
🆘🇺🇸
November 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Before the disgusting GOP cut SNAP and are now fighting court orders ordering them to quit their psychosis & feed Americans, they cut USAID which has already *starved 100’s of 1000’s of human beings worldwide to death.*
Barbaric isn’t enough to describe such depravity.
*Well* past “politics.”
🆘🇺🇸
Barbaric isn’t enough to describe such depravity.
*Well* past “politics.”
🆘🇺🇸
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Well at least that's all it was
October 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Well at least that's all it was
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"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN
October 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN
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women with swords are out. women with lances are in. women with axes are out. women with hammers are in. women with bows are out. women with slings are in. women with plate armor/chain mail are out. women with hoplite armor are in. i dont make the rules i just very gleefully enforce them & make them
October 18, 2025 at 4:05 AM
women with swords are out. women with lances are in. women with axes are out. women with hammers are in. women with bows are out. women with slings are in. women with plate armor/chain mail are out. women with hoplite armor are in. i dont make the rules i just very gleefully enforce them & make them
who decided to call it gender affirmation surgery instead of tuck everlasting
October 18, 2025 at 4:20 AM
who decided to call it gender affirmation surgery instead of tuck everlasting
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You’re never too old to pretend to learn.
May 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
You’re never too old to pretend to learn.
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![david attenborough: [mumbling] skip. i don't like this animal. skip it.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ciyivse6vsi273tcz6w2nvep/bafkreigrd7kushrlt5vdhsmayfdgwwwmr4spi4pminony6ik2iqwqfsu2a@jpeg)
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I'll just floss tomorrow
I'll just floss tomorrow
I'll just floss tomorrow
October 17, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I'll just floss tomorrow
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my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements
we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
October 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements
we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
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I would be unstoppable if I stopped stopping
October 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I would be unstoppable if I stopped stopping
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"For my wellness journey" I murmur as I pour a 2lb bag of M&Ms over my face
October 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
"For my wellness journey" I murmur as I pour a 2lb bag of M&Ms over my face
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hate when my obsession with catching a serial killer starts negatively impacting my personal relationships
August 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM
hate when my obsession with catching a serial killer starts negatively impacting my personal relationships
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I respect my dog. But I don't respect her beliefs.
October 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I respect my dog. But I don't respect her beliefs.
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We will need Nuremberg-like trials
ICE secretly kidnap autistic boy during bathroom break—never notify parents.
Mother reported him missing a week ago—turns out ICE had him detained the whole time.
He was helping sell fruit and asked to go to the restroom—by the time she was done helping a customer he was gone.
Houston, Texas
Mother reported him missing a week ago—turns out ICE had him detained the whole time.
He was helping sell fruit and asked to go to the restroom—by the time she was done helping a customer he was gone.
Houston, Texas
October 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
We will need Nuremberg-like trials
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it takes a lot to make a stew
October 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
it takes a lot to make a stew
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more mayors should be cheeseburgers
May 24, 2024 at 6:25 PM
more mayors should be cheeseburgers
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On the bright side, we are living in a time of incredible stain-fighting technology
March 7, 2024 at 2:14 AM
On the bright side, we are living in a time of incredible stain-fighting technology
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Orc Frasier be like "I listening"
October 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Orc Frasier be like "I listening"
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Judge: you’re here because you booped the cop on the nose
Me: your honor, may I approach the bench?
Judge covering his nose: absolutely not
Me: your honor, may I approach the bench?
Judge covering his nose: absolutely not
October 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Judge: you’re here because you booped the cop on the nose
Me: your honor, may I approach the bench?
Judge covering his nose: absolutely not
Me: your honor, may I approach the bench?
Judge covering his nose: absolutely not
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interviewer: can you explain this gap on your resume?
me: nope
me: nope
February 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
interviewer: can you explain this gap on your resume?
me: nope
me: nope
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there aren’t a lot of purely good things on the internet but “you have to share Tom Holland doing Umbrella” is one of them
September 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
there aren’t a lot of purely good things on the internet but “you have to share Tom Holland doing Umbrella” is one of them