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@nelp.bsky.social
· Apr 15
oh no! my puppygirl ate chocolate! what do i do???
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just one more thing, sir. Your alibi depends on your dishes being prepared by your kitchen staff. Now, no doubt, some are animals. And you could hire any crustacean you please, sir, it's a free country. But to tell me a shrimp fried the very rice he was fried into - now that I struggle to imagine
January 21, 2026 at 1:39 AM
just one more thing, sir. Your alibi depends on your dishes being prepared by your kitchen staff. Now, no doubt, some are animals. And you could hire any crustacean you please, sir, it's a free country. But to tell me a shrimp fried the very rice he was fried into - now that I struggle to imagine
im not saying the witch was right, but lets see how calm you'd be if two kids started eating your house
January 19, 2026 at 7:16 PM
im not saying the witch was right, but lets see how calm you'd be if two kids started eating your house
if only they'd asked literally anyone who knows anything about AI and wasn't trying to sell them something
and somehow every CEO fell for the same scam
and somehow every CEO fell for the same scam
January 17, 2026 at 9:37 PM
if only they'd asked literally anyone who knows anything about AI and wasn't trying to sell them something
and somehow every CEO fell for the same scam
and somehow every CEO fell for the same scam
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Free him
January 17, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Free him
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Having seen several abductions up close, it is really hard to convey how much the thing they’re doing is roaming in military convoys until they see someone who is alone and isn’t white, and then jumping out in large numbers, pulling them into a van, and screeching off, all in 90 seconds or so.
"“They specifically asked me if I knew where the Hmong families lived on my street & in the neighborhood.” Lugert-Thom responded, “I don’t know anything about that” & she said they then asked, “Well, what about the Asian families?”"
"“I was a bit shaken & a bit shocked of what I was asked to do.”"
"“I was a bit shaken & a bit shocked of what I was asked to do.”"
A St. Paul resident says federal officers knocked on her door and asked her to identify Hmong and Asian households in her North End neighborhood last week.
January 14, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Having seen several abductions up close, it is really hard to convey how much the thing they’re doing is roaming in military convoys until they see someone who is alone and isn’t white, and then jumping out in large numbers, pulling them into a van, and screeching off, all in 90 seconds or so.
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when I successfully ignore rage bait on the internet
January 11, 2026 at 1:04 AM
when I successfully ignore rage bait on the internet
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This is the funniest thing that's ever happened on Threads.
January 5, 2026 at 4:47 AM
This is the funniest thing that's ever happened on Threads.
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me: life has been so hard lately
my therapist, Glegbar The Blood Thief: how much blood do you think is inside your body
my therapist, Glegbar The Blood Thief: how much blood do you think is inside your body
January 4, 2026 at 11:23 PM
me: life has been so hard lately
my therapist, Glegbar The Blood Thief: how much blood do you think is inside your body
my therapist, Glegbar The Blood Thief: how much blood do you think is inside your body
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Imagine being the person brave enough to leak this in the hopes that media attention could stop it and then the media just……buries it.
NEW: Plans for secret U.S. raid to capture Maduro leaked to the Washington Post and New York Times before it happened, but both decided not to publish to protect U.S. troops - Semafor
January 4, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Imagine being the person brave enough to leak this in the hopes that media attention could stop it and then the media just……buries it.
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I don’t know man if capitalism has just resulted in a small network of pedophiles destroying all life on earth then perhaps we should consider that it is a complete and utter failure as a system
December 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I don’t know man if capitalism has just resulted in a small network of pedophiles destroying all life on earth then perhaps we should consider that it is a complete and utter failure as a system
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The only thing ChatGPT ever does.
August 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The only thing ChatGPT ever does.
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producer: what’s the new christmas song about?
guy who wrote jingle bell rock: ok, so you know when you are riding your jingle horse to the jingle hop?
producer: what the fuck
guy who wrote jingle bell rock: ok, so you know when you are riding your jingle horse to the jingle hop?
producer: what the fuck
December 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
producer: what’s the new christmas song about?
guy who wrote jingle bell rock: ok, so you know when you are riding your jingle horse to the jingle hop?
producer: what the fuck
guy who wrote jingle bell rock: ok, so you know when you are riding your jingle horse to the jingle hop?
producer: what the fuck
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one of the reasons why I want to wave a wand and require superhero comic writers in America to read all of ONE PIECE is that "our" side of the medium is obsessed with Big Moments that all feature the same tone, scale, delivery, and stakes.
All of these One Piece moments are Big, But Different Big.
All of these One Piece moments are Big, But Different Big.
10. Luffy accepting death at Loguetown
9. Celestial Dragon punch
8. I'm already negative
7. Nothing happened
6. "Help me"/walk to Arlong Park
5. Hiriluk death
4. Queers never die
3. Gear 5 reveal
2. People's dreams never die
1. I wanna live
9. Celestial Dragon punch
8. I'm already negative
7. Nothing happened
6. "Help me"/walk to Arlong Park
5. Hiriluk death
4. Queers never die
3. Gear 5 reveal
2. People's dreams never die
1. I wanna live
December 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
one of the reasons why I want to wave a wand and require superhero comic writers in America to read all of ONE PIECE is that "our" side of the medium is obsessed with Big Moments that all feature the same tone, scale, delivery, and stakes.
All of these One Piece moments are Big, But Different Big.
All of these One Piece moments are Big, But Different Big.
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Don't call it the restroom if you don't want me taking naps in there
December 20, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Don't call it the restroom if you don't want me taking naps in there
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It says a lot about how little Black people are valued in society that Liam Neeson saying he wanted to kill a Black man wasn’t the end of his career, but now he’s finally being cancelled after being on an anti vaxx doc.
December 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
It says a lot about how little Black people are valued in society that Liam Neeson saying he wanted to kill a Black man wasn’t the end of his career, but now he’s finally being cancelled after being on an anti vaxx doc.
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Everyone seems to have forgotten how Liam Neeson said out loud that he wanted to beat up random black men after a friend of his was raped. Like not the guy who did it, just any black man would do. I stopped watching his stuff after that. I don't care how funny the new Naked Gun is.
December 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Everyone seems to have forgotten how Liam Neeson said out loud that he wanted to beat up random black men after a friend of his was raped. Like not the guy who did it, just any black man would do. I stopped watching his stuff after that. I don't care how funny the new Naked Gun is.
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Cloudflare is just one guy holding two cables together. The entire internet runs through them. He is being electrocuted 24/7 but holds on because he knows people need the world wide web. When he passes out from pain & exhaustion we get 404 errors
December 5, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Cloudflare is just one guy holding two cables together. The entire internet runs through them. He is being electrocuted 24/7 but holds on because he knows people need the world wide web. When he passes out from pain & exhaustion we get 404 errors
it's amazing to think that relations with Japan began hundreds of years ago with importing the manga carta
November 30, 2025 at 2:11 AM
it's amazing to think that relations with Japan began hundreds of years ago with importing the manga carta
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
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Job application: “Who to call in case of emergency?”
Me: 9-1-1
Me: 9-1-1
November 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Job application: “Who to call in case of emergency?”
Me: 9-1-1
Me: 9-1-1
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Thanksgiving Day is about celebrating that she made it out of the pants
November 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Thanksgiving Day is about celebrating that she made it out of the pants
me, holding a séance to speak with my grandmother: "Can you hear me?"
my grandma, texting me from Florida: "Sorry I forgot your birthday again"
my grandma, texting me from Florida: "Sorry I forgot your birthday again"
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
me, holding a séance to speak with my grandmother: "Can you hear me?"
my grandma, texting me from Florida: "Sorry I forgot your birthday again"
my grandma, texting me from Florida: "Sorry I forgot your birthday again"
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Wouldn’t it be problematic to have a bag with a handle that just falls off?
November 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Wouldn’t it be problematic to have a bag with a handle that just falls off?
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I feel this verberating my bones down to my very soul
“THE NON-ARTIST FIXATION ON HYPERREALISM AS THE PINNACLE OF ART IS CLEARLY PART OF THE REASON SO MANY ADULTS THINK THEY CANNOT DRAW OR CONSIDER THEMSELVES TO BE FAILURES, KAWAII, FOLK ART, DOODLES, OR OTHER EASIER ENTRY POINTS ARE CONSIDERED CHILDISH, WHICH IS WHY JAPANESE DRAWING BOOKS ARE BETTER…”
November 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I feel this verberating my bones down to my very soul