@necrossed.bsky.social
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Your Mars landing craft misses touchdown because its altimeter is arguing online.
May 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Your Mars landing craft misses touchdown because its altimeter is arguing online.
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RFK Jr refuses to say if he would vaccinate his children today for measles, then adds, "I don't think people should medical advice from me."
May 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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There is not a single congressional district in the U.S. where more than 15% of voters support cuts to Medicaid.
May 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
There is not a single congressional district in the U.S. where more than 15% of voters support cuts to Medicaid.
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possible pacers/knicks eastern conference finals, overhyped ai tech bubble looming, economic recession imminent… y2k is back baby
May 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
possible pacers/knicks eastern conference finals, overhyped ai tech bubble looming, economic recession imminent… y2k is back baby
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Regarding all the Packers WR stuff, I think all the "issues" could be solved if they all started acting more hungry, than thirsty.
May 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Regarding all the Packers WR stuff, I think all the "issues" could be solved if they all started acting more hungry, than thirsty.
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I should make a bot that just posts this everyday around happy hour.
May 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I should make a bot that just posts this everyday around happy hour.
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Ya my SPY puts are fucked lol
May 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Ya my SPY puts are fucked lol
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It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.
May 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.
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ras baraka told right wing christians 'there is a place in hell for all of you' and said any person in newark who rides the bus is a 'resident' and fuck man we need more of this shit
May 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
ras baraka told right wing christians 'there is a place in hell for all of you' and said any person in newark who rides the bus is a 'resident' and fuck man we need more of this shit
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ATTN: MILLENNIALS
the zoomers are laughing at you! they think your tiktoks are cringe! they think you can’t complete the Kill The Boer challenge!
the zoomers are laughing at you! they think your tiktoks are cringe! they think you can’t complete the Kill The Boer challenge!
May 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
ATTN: MILLENNIALS
the zoomers are laughing at you! they think your tiktoks are cringe! they think you can’t complete the Kill The Boer challenge!
the zoomers are laughing at you! they think your tiktoks are cringe! they think you can’t complete the Kill The Boer challenge!
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THE POPE CALLS IT "SOCCER"
May 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
THE POPE CALLS IT "SOCCER"
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I haven’t been Catholic for a very long time and try to stay out of the church’s internal politics but my rule of thumb is that if fanatical converts like Vermeule, Vance, or Ahmari are upset it’s a good sign.
May 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I haven’t been Catholic for a very long time and try to stay out of the church’s internal politics but my rule of thumb is that if fanatical converts like Vermeule, Vance, or Ahmari are upset it’s a good sign.
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Correction:
The FCS has had the last SIX US presidents and now has the friggen Pope.
The FCS has had the last SIX US presidents and now has the friggen Pope.
The FCS has had the last two US presidents and now has the friggen Pope.
JV what now?
JV what now?
May 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Correction:
The FCS has had the last SIX US presidents and now has the friggen Pope.
The FCS has had the last SIX US presidents and now has the friggen Pope.
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The new Pope has spent his life working to help the downtrodden and less fortunate.
Clearly he's a White Sox fan
Clearly he's a White Sox fan
May 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The new Pope has spent his life working to help the downtrodden and less fortunate.
Clearly he's a White Sox fan
Clearly he's a White Sox fan
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New Pope has a Twitter account and this was the last thing he sent
May 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
New Pope has a Twitter account and this was the last thing he sent
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Cardinal League Pass means voters are much more familiar with the games of Western Hemisphere Cardinals, reducing the Italy bias we saw in previous voting.
Just as social media and groupthink sucked a lot of the fun out of NBA awards voting, that seems to be exactly what the invention of the telegraph (late 1830s) did for the papal conclave?
May 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Cardinal League Pass means voters are much more familiar with the games of Western Hemisphere Cardinals, reducing the Italy bias we saw in previous voting.
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Severance Theory: They're not saying "outie" they're saying "Audi" and the show takes place in the same continuity as Cars.
May 8, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Severance Theory: They're not saying "outie" they're saying "Audi" and the show takes place in the same continuity as Cars.
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>people stopped drinking in 2016 and became teetotaling nerds
I have a revolutionary new theory of how everything went wrong if people are willing to hear me out
I have a revolutionary new theory of how everything went wrong if people are willing to hear me out
Humanity has quietly passed a remarkable milestone: Alcohol consumption is declining, a turning point in a habit at least as old as civilization itself. This unnoticed shift suggests other long-standing habits (from smoking to red meat consumption) could potentially fade just as effortlessly.
May 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
>people stopped drinking in 2016 and became teetotaling nerds
I have a revolutionary new theory of how everything went wrong if people are willing to hear me out
I have a revolutionary new theory of how everything went wrong if people are willing to hear me out
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It’s only a matter of hours until George Pickens posts the video of Bane blowing up the Steelers field in Dark Knight Rises
May 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
It’s only a matter of hours until George Pickens posts the video of Bane blowing up the Steelers field in Dark Knight Rises
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NEW: I just announced a new lawsuit against the Trump Administration’s reckless cuts that will hurt our kids, families, and seniors and make it harder to keep Wisconsinites and our communities healthy and safe—all to help pay for tax cuts for the rich.
My statement ⬇️
My statement ⬇️
May 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
NEW: I just announced a new lawsuit against the Trump Administration’s reckless cuts that will hurt our kids, families, and seniors and make it harder to keep Wisconsinites and our communities healthy and safe—all to help pay for tax cuts for the rich.
My statement ⬇️
My statement ⬇️
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Why do you lock your door at night. Is it because you think I'll come in and debate you. Are you afraid of free speech
May 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Why do you lock your door at night. Is it because you think I'll come in and debate you. Are you afraid of free speech
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Today's young men don't have the focused sense of purpose and satisfaction that men did 50 years ago:
When I'm watchin' my TV
And a man comes on and tells me
How white my shirts can be
But he can't be a man 'cause he doesn't smoke
The same cigarettes as me
When I'm watchin' my TV
And a man comes on and tells me
How white my shirts can be
But he can't be a man 'cause he doesn't smoke
The same cigarettes as me
May 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Today's young men don't have the focused sense of purpose and satisfaction that men did 50 years ago:
When I'm watchin' my TV
And a man comes on and tells me
How white my shirts can be
But he can't be a man 'cause he doesn't smoke
The same cigarettes as me
When I'm watchin' my TV
And a man comes on and tells me
How white my shirts can be
But he can't be a man 'cause he doesn't smoke
The same cigarettes as me