Nakis
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It's with heavy hearts that we share that Claude, our beloved albino alligator, has passed away at the age of 30. Claude brought joy to millions of people at the Academy and across the world during his 17 year tenure. We will miss him dearly. 🤍
December 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
It's with heavy hearts that we share that Claude, our beloved albino alligator, has passed away at the age of 30. Claude brought joy to millions of people at the Academy and across the world during his 17 year tenure. We will miss him dearly. 🤍
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My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
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[repeating myself louder in the haunted house attraction] did the dracula throw water on anyone else’s pants??
October 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
[repeating myself louder in the haunted house attraction] did the dracula throw water on anyone else’s pants??
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oh my god i take it back, grok is amazing
November 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
oh my god i take it back, grok is amazing
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
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This is fucking brilliant, and you should read it: lithub.com/maybe-dont-t...
Maybe Don’t Talk to the New York Times About Zohran Mamdani
It’s remarkable, the people you’ll hear from. Teach for even a little while at an expensive institution—the term they tend to prefer is “elite”—and odds are that eventually someone who was a studen…
lithub.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:24 PM
This is fucking brilliant, and you should read it: lithub.com/maybe-dont-t...
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Word of the Day is ‘catchfart’ (17th century): an obsequious individual who sucks up to the boss and always follows the political wind.
November 7, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Word of the Day is ‘catchfart’ (17th century): an obsequious individual who sucks up to the boss and always follows the political wind.
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The key factor that everyone seems to always forget is that Trump was the host of what was once the highest rated show on network TV - a purportedly non-fiction show that portrayed him as a hyper-savvy and hyper-successful businessman.
Trump has gotten huge numbers of infrequent voters to the polls, twice. He's deeply unpopular but has mobilized a large, unprecedented coalition of Americans motivated by some combination of ignorance, avarice, and cruelty. It is hard to describe what he has as something other than charisma
His charisma is fundamentally incompatible with me (and likely many of the people on Bluesky) but it’s kind of insane to say it doesn’t exist
November 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The key factor that everyone seems to always forget is that Trump was the host of what was once the highest rated show on network TV - a purportedly non-fiction show that portrayed him as a hyper-savvy and hyper-successful businessman.
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8x All-Star
3x Cy Young Winner
World Series Champ
Hall of Famer
Happy birthday to the legend, Pedro Martinez!
3x Cy Young Winner
World Series Champ
Hall of Famer
Happy birthday to the legend, Pedro Martinez!
October 25, 2025 at 1:25 PM
8x All-Star
3x Cy Young Winner
World Series Champ
Hall of Famer
Happy birthday to the legend, Pedro Martinez!
3x Cy Young Winner
World Series Champ
Hall of Famer
Happy birthday to the legend, Pedro Martinez!
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Before coffee: I hate everybody
After coffee: I feel good about hating everybody
After coffee: I feel good about hating everybody
October 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Before coffee: I hate everybody
After coffee: I feel good about hating everybody
After coffee: I feel good about hating everybody
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Higgledy piggledy
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design
Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design
Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme
October 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Higgledy piggledy
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design
Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design
Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme
This is fucking embarrassing
BREAKING: Apple removed an app for preserving TikToks, Instagram reels, news reports, and videos documenting abuses by ICE
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Apple Banned an App That Simply Archived Videos of ICE Abuses
Eyes Up's purpose is to "preserve evidence until it can be used in court." But it has been swept up in Apple's crackdown on ICE-spotting apps.
www.404media.co
October 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
This is fucking embarrassing
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“I left my wife, Nicole Kidman, because I was sick of her, Nicole Kidman, needing me to have sex with her, Nicole Kidman” do you hear yourself man
October 6, 2025 at 12:59 PM
“I left my wife, Nicole Kidman, because I was sick of her, Nicole Kidman, needing me to have sex with her, Nicole Kidman” do you hear yourself man
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In 1981, Mr. Rogers met Big Bird on Sesame Street, and Big Bird appeared on Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood — but only in the Neighborhood of Make-Believe segment. The reason was a surprisingly vehement philosophical difference between the two shows on how to handle make-believe. (Via @kottke.org)
Mister Rogers Visits Sesame Street (1981)
On May 22, 1981, for the finale of the show’s 12th season, Mister Rogers visited Sesame Street. With apologies to the Aven
kottke.org
September 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
In 1981, Mr. Rogers met Big Bird on Sesame Street, and Big Bird appeared on Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood — but only in the Neighborhood of Make-Believe segment. The reason was a surprisingly vehement philosophical difference between the two shows on how to handle make-believe. (Via @kottke.org)
Please please PLEASE…
Oft evil will does obnoxious nuisance mar.
Government Shutdown Could Stop Blue Angels From Flying in SF Fleet Week | KQED
San Francisco’s annual Fleet Week would be without the U.S. Navy’s officers, aircraft and ships if the government shuts down without a quick resolution, the Navy said.
www.kqed.org
October 1, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Please please PLEASE…
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“I’m resigning from my position as Democratic leader and retiring from the Senate.”
September 30, 2025 at 11:43 PM
“I’m resigning from my position as Democratic leader and retiring from the Senate.”
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imagine a post. it’s just says Dunkaccino. BUT, it’s in the Dune font
March 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Niggas who cut they beard off make me mad cuz why you playing? You were given all the tools to be great and you being irresponsible.
September 17, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Niggas who cut they beard off make me mad cuz why you playing? You were given all the tools to be great and you being irresponsible.
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You know what never gets old? People in inflatable t-rex suits visiting t-rex skeletons in museums
August 21, 2025 at 5:19 AM
You know what never gets old? People in inflatable t-rex suits visiting t-rex skeletons in museums
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Stay salty DC 🔥
August 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Stay salty DC 🔥
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As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.
August 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.