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enjoyer of movies, and things of that nature
I wasn’t tight with Epstein I just wanted to fund my life’s work with the Child Trafficking Cash Money
February 10, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I wasn’t tight with Epstein I just wanted to fund my life’s work with the Child Trafficking Cash Money
2 year olds aren’t nearly as annoying once you’ve experienced a 3 year old
February 10, 2026 at 3:24 PM
2 year olds aren’t nearly as annoying once you’ve experienced a 3 year old
I have trained my son to yell Kobe! after I throw anything into anything. My daughter wanted to get in on the action so after I threw a balled up paper towel into the trash she yelled Toby!
February 9, 2026 at 11:39 PM
I have trained my son to yell Kobe! after I throw anything into anything. My daughter wanted to get in on the action so after I threw a balled up paper towel into the trash she yelled Toby!
Tomb of the Unknown Swolja
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Tomb of the Unknown Swolja
don’t think the Cliff Booth movie looks as bad as some have expressed. holding out hope that Fincher will come through
February 9, 2026 at 2:22 PM
don’t think the Cliff Booth movie looks as bad as some have expressed. holding out hope that Fincher will come through
head, shoulders, knees and holes.
knees and holes
knees and holes
February 8, 2026 at 12:36 AM
head, shoulders, knees and holes.
knees and holes
knees and holes
it’s kind of chill when house guests cancel at the last minute. It’s like now my house is extremely clean and I have no guests
February 7, 2026 at 4:14 AM
it’s kind of chill when house guests cancel at the last minute. It’s like now my house is extremely clean and I have no guests
at 2k followers my posts will NOT get better or more interesting. That’s my promise
February 6, 2026 at 7:15 PM
at 2k followers my posts will NOT get better or more interesting. That’s my promise
One of the more deranged films I’ve ever seen. At one point a villain knocks Denzel out with the butt of his gun and his little henchmen proclaims: “I bet he shit his pants! I can’t wait to look!”
Have you seen Ricochet?
February 6, 2026 at 4:16 PM
One of the more deranged films I’ve ever seen. At one point a villain knocks Denzel out with the butt of his gun and his little henchmen proclaims: “I bet he shit his pants! I can’t wait to look!”
I’d like to think I don’t suffer fools but it feels like all of existence is Suffering Fools
February 6, 2026 at 2:23 PM
I’d like to think I don’t suffer fools but it feels like all of existence is Suffering Fools
I have now and it’s great. But everytime Denzel wasn’t on screen I was asking where’s Denzel at
Have you seen He Got Game?
February 5, 2026 at 8:41 PM
I have now and it’s great. But everytime Denzel wasn’t on screen I was asking where’s Denzel at
apparently there’s a second season of Jury Duty titled Company Retreat and it comes out in March? Nice.
February 5, 2026 at 5:15 PM
apparently there’s a second season of Jury Duty titled Company Retreat and it comes out in March? Nice.
hold up Avery Brooks made a voice cameo as Sisko on some animated show??
February 5, 2026 at 2:25 PM
hold up Avery Brooks made a voice cameo as Sisko on some animated show??
Fallout really pandering to me casting Jeremy and Rajat this season.
February 5, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Fallout really pandering to me casting Jeremy and Rajat this season.
in 2017, Netflix released the Brad Pitt movie, War Machine. In 2026, Netflix will release the Alan Ritchson movie, War Machine. This really pisses me off. Be creative. Come up with a title. It’s honestly not that hard
February 4, 2026 at 9:02 PM
in 2017, Netflix released the Brad Pitt movie, War Machine. In 2026, Netflix will release the Alan Ritchson movie, War Machine. This really pisses me off. Be creative. Come up with a title. It’s honestly not that hard
Mississippi Masala, what a picture
February 4, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Mississippi Masala, what a picture
To call it a masterpiece feels like an undersell
guess I should finally watch Malcolm X
time to fill in some gaps in Denzel’s Filmography
February 4, 2026 at 5:57 PM
To call it a masterpiece feels like an undersell
I’m hearing that another Poster’s Strike is being organized in support of Dril
February 4, 2026 at 4:05 PM
I’m hearing that another Poster’s Strike is being organized in support of Dril
putting in the work
February 4, 2026 at 2:20 PM
putting in the work
guess I should finally watch Malcolm X
time to fill in some gaps in Denzel’s Filmography
February 3, 2026 at 7:05 PM
guess I should finally watch Malcolm X
time to fill in some gaps in Denzel’s Filmography
February 3, 2026 at 2:53 PM
time to fill in some gaps in Denzel’s Filmography
over the shoulder mulder holder
February 3, 2026 at 4:00 AM
over the shoulder mulder holder
Devil in a Blue Dress, so good. I want to live in a world where Denzel and Carl Franklin made an Ezekiel Rawlins detective movie every few years. Smh
February 2, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Devil in a Blue Dress, so good. I want to live in a world where Denzel and Carl Franklin made an Ezekiel Rawlins detective movie every few years. Smh