Uncle Cookie
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If all of Bond is canon that means they all went undercover as a Japanese man and should be CANCELLED.
November 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
If all of Bond is canon that means they all went undercover as a Japanese man and should be CANCELLED.
The longer you are going to be in a coffee shop the farther away you should park.
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
The longer you are going to be in a coffee shop the farther away you should park.
Keep going JCO! We know he keeps a cyberpunk gun on his night stand and does heavy drugs. Just a bit more and we'll be free of him.
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Keep going JCO! We know he keeps a cyberpunk gun on his night stand and does heavy drugs. Just a bit more and we'll be free of him.
They should use horrific cg to put all the Bond actors into one movie like a Doctor Who special.
November 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
They should use horrific cg to put all the Bond actors into one movie like a Doctor Who special.
Forgot Cillian Murphy hangs dong in 28 Days Later. Respect.
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Forgot Cillian Murphy hangs dong in 28 Days Later. Respect.
It's time once again for our favorite seasonal show:
MOUSE! OR! SHADOW!
MOUSE! OR! SHADOW!
November 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
It's time once again for our favorite seasonal show:
MOUSE! OR! SHADOW!
MOUSE! OR! SHADOW!
It's kind of weird that the 28 X Later movies are so preoccupied with timelines yet never pinned down that initial date as far as I know.
November 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
It's kind of weird that the 28 X Later movies are so preoccupied with timelines yet never pinned down that initial date as far as I know.
Munchie Monday! Munchie is going to lick one thing in your house today, but you won't know what.
November 10, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Munchie Monday! Munchie is going to lick one thing in your house today, but you won't know what.
I think I'd be really bad at the science bit of making a Frankenstein, but I think I'd crush everything after. I'm raising that boy right.
I'd try to shepherd him into something resembling the Beauty and the Beast TV show. Think that's best case scenario for my large monstrous son sadly.
I'd try to shepherd him into something resembling the Beauty and the Beast TV show. Think that's best case scenario for my large monstrous son sadly.
November 9, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I think I'd be really bad at the science bit of making a Frankenstein, but I think I'd crush everything after. I'm raising that boy right.
I'd try to shepherd him into something resembling the Beauty and the Beast TV show. Think that's best case scenario for my large monstrous son sadly.
I'd try to shepherd him into something resembling the Beauty and the Beast TV show. Think that's best case scenario for my large monstrous son sadly.
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when I'm perusing bargain basement scented candles or deciding if a bathmat would be a marginal upgrade over the one I have now the last thing in the world I want in that moment is for another human being to acknowledge my existence.
November 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
when I'm perusing bargain basement scented candles or deciding if a bathmat would be a marginal upgrade over the one I have now the last thing in the world I want in that moment is for another human being to acknowledge my existence.
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Started going to a diner I went to a lot when I first moved here and just realized the young waitress is the growed up version of the little girl that did her homework in the corner booth and I am very emotional.
November 8, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Started going to a diner I went to a lot when I first moved here and just realized the young waitress is the growed up version of the little girl that did her homework in the corner booth and I am very emotional.
I'm the Kevin Federline of bluesky.
November 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I'm the Kevin Federline of bluesky.
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I see that decluttr has closed. Anyone have suggestions on where to unload blu rays, dvds and books and make a few bucks back on them? No ebay.
November 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I see that decluttr has closed. Anyone have suggestions on where to unload blu rays, dvds and books and make a few bucks back on them? No ebay.
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Today is a great day to donate directly to your local food bank.
November 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Today is a great day to donate directly to your local food bank.
I just realized Halloween 6 opened against Se7en and just wow.
Real "The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born" shit.
Real "The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born" shit.
November 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I just realized Halloween 6 opened against Se7en and just wow.
Real "The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born" shit.
Real "The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born" shit.
Last Four Friday!
Not enjoying myself over here.
Not enjoying myself over here.
November 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Last Four Friday!
Not enjoying myself over here.
Not enjoying myself over here.
You couldn't kill me if you tried.
November 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
You couldn't kill me if you tried.
Whenever someone posts a super down stock price I look at the 5 year chart and the company is always still up 5 gazillion percent.
November 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Whenever someone posts a super down stock price I look at the 5 year chart and the company is always still up 5 gazillion percent.
Post something random for the collective amusement.
November 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Post something random for the collective amusement.
"Cookie, you are in a bad mood watch a comedy." says you.
"No! Only political/war movies with intense baggage I have to personally parse and don't particularly enjoy!" I exclaim.
"No! Only political/war movies with intense baggage I have to personally parse and don't particularly enjoy!" I exclaim.
November 6, 2025 at 12:14 AM
"Cookie, you are in a bad mood watch a comedy." says you.
"No! Only political/war movies with intense baggage I have to personally parse and don't particularly enjoy!" I exclaim.
"No! Only political/war movies with intense baggage I have to personally parse and don't particularly enjoy!" I exclaim.
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When you recount this election day:
November 5, 2025 at 4:55 AM
When you recount this election day:
I heard Zohran Mamdani is gonna make NYC do The Warriors. I heard if you aren't in a themed gang by the end of the year you will be randomly assigned to one.
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I heard Zohran Mamdani is gonna make NYC do The Warriors. I heard if you aren't in a themed gang by the end of the year you will be randomly assigned to one.