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Uncle Cookie
@l33thr.bsky.social
· Nov 21
New profile pic but it's still the same writing team behind these posts. We are so excited to bring you a new era in the Uncle Cookie IP, in collaboration with our good friends at Disney, Monsanto, & Acme Co.
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The Guy Who Says "Another Scorcher" In The Sears Home Air Conditioning Commercial will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY.
January 7, 2026 at 10:29 AM
The Guy Who Says "Another Scorcher" In The Sears Home Air Conditioning Commercial will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY.
You're going to die up there.
January 7, 2026 at 1:29 AM
You're going to die up there.
Some people are saying I'm the Kwisatz Haderach.
I would NEVER say that. But a lot of other people are.
I would NEVER say that. But a lot of other people are.
January 7, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Some people are saying I'm the Kwisatz Haderach.
I would NEVER say that. But a lot of other people are.
I would NEVER say that. But a lot of other people are.
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Avengers: Doomsday Teaser Trailer
January 6, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Avengers: Doomsday Teaser Trailer
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I just ordered cookies from A who's trying to raise money for a trip to Great Wolf Lodge. #PureMichigan
1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
January 6, 2026 at 6:50 PM
I just ordered cookies from A who's trying to raise money for a trip to Great Wolf Lodge. #PureMichigan
The Uncle Cookie action figure is actually worth a pretty penny if you can find one mint on card. Unfortunately I opened most of them to make them kiss.
January 6, 2026 at 1:37 AM
The Uncle Cookie action figure is actually worth a pretty penny if you can find one mint on card. Unfortunately I opened most of them to make them kiss.
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Did that canadian dude that uses a Richard Burton pfp ever make it over here? He protested outside of government buildings for a good long while. Can't remember his username but seemed like a cool guy.
January 5, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Did that canadian dude that uses a Richard Burton pfp ever make it over here? He protested outside of government buildings for a good long while. Can't remember his username but seemed like a cool guy.
Munchie Monday! Even Munchie tried to tell them Venezuela was a bad idea.
January 5, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Munchie Monday! Even Munchie tried to tell them Venezuela was a bad idea.
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lambchop might finally be out of stuffing?
January 4, 2026 at 3:37 PM
lambchop might finally be out of stuffing?
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I have everything bagel hummus, punks.
January 4, 2026 at 6:35 PM
I have everything bagel hummus, punks.
I Think We're A Blog Now
January 4, 2026 at 12:44 AM
I Think We're A Blog Now
Now that I'm old enough to not be drafted thinking about becoming a war hawk.
January 3, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Now that I'm old enough to not be drafted thinking about becoming a war hawk.
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When you wake up with less clothes than you went to bed with that's evidence of ghost sex.
January 2, 2026 at 3:36 PM
When you wake up with less clothes than you went to bed with that's evidence of ghost sex.
Last 4 Friday!
Ended the year with some bangers, started the year with a weak Highlander anime. An ill omen.
Ended the year with some bangers, started the year with a weak Highlander anime. An ill omen.
January 2, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Last 4 Friday!
Ended the year with some bangers, started the year with a weak Highlander anime. An ill omen.
Ended the year with some bangers, started the year with a weak Highlander anime. An ill omen.
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MAGIC | a #Pathologic fancomic — pgs. 1-10
January 2, 2026 at 7:25 AM
MAGIC | a #Pathologic fancomic — pgs. 1-10
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Hi, I'm hay chute.
Hi, I'm hay chute.
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Hi, I'm marriage to a narcissistic emotional abuser.
Hi, I'm marriage to a narcissistic emotional abuser.
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Hi, I'm bacterial meningitis!
Hi, I'm bacterial meningitis!
January 2, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Hi, I'm hay chute.
Hi, I'm hay chute.
You there. Boy in the street. What year is it?
January 1, 2026 at 1:01 PM
You there. Boy in the street. What year is it?