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[HEALTH BAR REFILLING ABOVE MY HEAD]
January 24, 2026 at 4:15 AM
[HEALTH BAR REFILLING ABOVE MY HEAD]
Toddy Mac. I've heard of late to the party, but--
January 24, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Toddy Mac. I've heard of late to the party, but--
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First promo poster for Jason Momoa as Lobo in ‘SUPERGIRL’
In theaters on June 26.
In theaters on June 26.
January 23, 2026 at 5:46 PM
First promo poster for Jason Momoa as Lobo in ‘SUPERGIRL’
In theaters on June 26.
In theaters on June 26.
It's #LastFourFriday! 🎬
Weird week! But I'm grateful to again be watching films with some regularity-- Even if it's Rampage! (it's fun, and I needed it after High Life [good, but also wtf]).
Weird week! But I'm grateful to again be watching films with some regularity-- Even if it's Rampage! (it's fun, and I needed it after High Life [good, but also wtf]).
January 23, 2026 at 12:53 PM
It's #LastFourFriday! 🎬
Weird week! But I'm grateful to again be watching films with some regularity-- Even if it's Rampage! (it's fun, and I needed it after High Life [good, but also wtf]).
Weird week! But I'm grateful to again be watching films with some regularity-- Even if it's Rampage! (it's fun, and I needed it after High Life [good, but also wtf]).
The vibes are beyond shambled
a man wearing glasses and a watch says " i really hate that man "
Alt: a man wearing glasses and a watch says " i really hate that man "
media.tenor.com
January 23, 2026 at 12:35 PM
The vibes are beyond shambled
I swear there's someone on Mercari who is absolutely scouting for vintage Street Sharks and Extreme Dinosaurs. Not jawsome :/
a cartoon of homer simpson sitting on a couch eating a snack
Alt: a cartoon of homer simpson sitting on a couch eating a snack
media.tenor.com
January 23, 2026 at 3:43 AM
I swear there's someone on Mercari who is absolutely scouting for vintage Street Sharks and Extreme Dinosaurs. Not jawsome :/
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January 22, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I hope Orko is texting Adam
January 22, 2026 at 6:01 PM
I hope Orko is texting Adam
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Those kids from the Ghostbusters II birthday party must be very happy today.
January 22, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Those kids from the Ghostbusters II birthday party must be very happy today.
Never forget
January 22, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Never forget
Guardians of Eterni-- I mean the He-Man movie looks good! ⚔️
January 22, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Guardians of Eterni-- I mean the He-Man movie looks good! ⚔️
I heard that ICE will be waddling their way into Philadelphia. Never forget what they did to Hitchhiking Bot. You've been warned
January 22, 2026 at 12:54 PM
I heard that ICE will be waddling their way into Philadelphia. Never forget what they did to Hitchhiking Bot. You've been warned
You mean the canyon crushes it, right?
January 22, 2026 at 12:49 PM
You mean the canyon crushes it, right?
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While it made it as far as dress rehearsal, Tommy Brennan's Weekend Update desk bit on Trump's ICE deployments in his home state of Minnesota did not make it to SNL broadcast.
But they've made it available anyway. And you should watch it.
But they've made it available anyway. And you should watch it.
Weekend Update: Tommy Brennan on Trump's ICE Deployments in Minnesota - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtu.be
January 21, 2026 at 10:19 PM
While it made it as far as dress rehearsal, Tommy Brennan's Weekend Update desk bit on Trump's ICE deployments in his home state of Minnesota did not make it to SNL broadcast.
But they've made it available anyway. And you should watch it.
But they've made it available anyway. And you should watch it.
Those hack frauds are compelling enough to make me listen to copious amounts of Star Trek jargon of which I have no frame of reference
January 22, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Those hack frauds are compelling enough to make me listen to copious amounts of Star Trek jargon of which I have no frame of reference
Some random stuff I saw at Five Below #RetailTherapy
January 22, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Some random stuff I saw at Five Below #RetailTherapy
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First look at ‘MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE’
January 21, 2026 at 5:40 PM
First look at ‘MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE’
Y'know what? Bomb us
Trump on Canada: They should be grateful also, but they’re not. I watched your prime minister yesterday. He wasn’t so grateful. But they should be grateful to us. Canada lives because of the U.S. Remember that, Mark, the next time you make your statements.
January 21, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Y'know what? Bomb us
"You ever seen a grown woman naked?"
January 21, 2026 at 12:30 PM
"You ever seen a grown woman naked?"
When you're not really into the movie but you don't quit after the halfway point like an idiot so you just keep checking how much time is left
January 21, 2026 at 12:04 AM
When you're not really into the movie but you don't quit after the halfway point like an idiot so you just keep checking how much time is left
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Naomi Watts is 56.
Love this David Lynch impression.
Love this David Lynch impression.
September 28, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Naomi Watts is 56.
Love this David Lynch impression.
Love this David Lynch impression.
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Me, on class picture day, after my parents explicitly told me to remember to smile and *not* change the hierarchy of power in any cinematic universes
January 20, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Me, on class picture day, after my parents explicitly told me to remember to smile and *not* change the hierarchy of power in any cinematic universes
Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in their hand
January 20, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in their hand