mysticginge
@mysticginge.bsky.social
I read Tarot but can’t read the room. Looking for my keys but will stay for charcuterie. The OG Gingercorn from le Twit.
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mysticginge
@mysticginge.bsky.social
· Feb 21
*dissociates the foreseeable future*
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i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence
September 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence
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i really thought i’d be spending a lot more time out on the moors by now
September 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
i really thought i’d be spending a lot more time out on the moors by now
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If I was an artist and someone offered to pay me to create something for them I would say 'Your commish is my command' and I would lose so many jobs you guys omg why am I like this
September 12, 2025 at 11:32 AM
If I was an artist and someone offered to pay me to create something for them I would say 'Your commish is my command' and I would lose so many jobs you guys omg why am I like this
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They should make a long sleeve shirt that transforms into a short sleeve shirt, I think to myself. Moments away from inventing wearing a sweater
September 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
They should make a long sleeve shirt that transforms into a short sleeve shirt, I think to myself. Moments away from inventing wearing a sweater
✅ Stumbled out of bed
Anyone got a a cup of ambition? Todays gonna require that.
Anyone got a a cup of ambition? Todays gonna require that.
September 12, 2025 at 11:31 AM
✅ Stumbled out of bed
Anyone got a a cup of ambition? Todays gonna require that.
Anyone got a a cup of ambition? Todays gonna require that.
Sure, Salad is a choice, but have you met Cheesy Garlic Bread?
August 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Sure, Salad is a choice, but have you met Cheesy Garlic Bread?
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If your parents had a pontoon boat when you were little, I hate to break it to you but they had many coke fueled orgies on that thing while you were busy coloring with grandma in your PJs
July 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
If your parents had a pontoon boat when you were little, I hate to break it to you but they had many coke fueled orgies on that thing while you were busy coloring with grandma in your PJs
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asking if every piece of graffiti is Banksy
July 31, 2025 at 11:57 AM
asking if every piece of graffiti is Banksy
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I have only myself to blame that's why I blame you.
July 30, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I have only myself to blame that's why I blame you.
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I just blessed a dude who sneezed and I had absolutely zero authority to do so. He thinks he’s blessed. He’s not.
November 26, 2024 at 2:39 AM
I just blessed a dude who sneezed and I had absolutely zero authority to do so. He thinks he’s blessed. He’s not.
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It’s only a shortcut if you know where the fuck you’re going
July 31, 2025 at 10:29 PM
It’s only a shortcut if you know where the fuck you’re going
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Everything is so bad, the hummingbirds are waiting for the sugar water in the feeder to ferment before they'll drink it.
July 31, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Everything is so bad, the hummingbirds are waiting for the sugar water in the feeder to ferment before they'll drink it.
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I enjoy a bar burger with the same fervent brand of enthusiasm as I exhibit when engaging in cunnilingus
July 31, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I enjoy a bar burger with the same fervent brand of enthusiasm as I exhibit when engaging in cunnilingus
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nice tires bitch (flirting)
July 31, 2025 at 10:53 PM
nice tires bitch (flirting)
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a murder of crows aka caw & order
July 31, 2025 at 4:57 PM
a murder of crows aka caw & order
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More than half the people in the U.S. don't want to have better lives- they just want the other team to suffer.
July 31, 2025 at 5:03 PM
More than half the people in the U.S. don't want to have better lives- they just want the other team to suffer.
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sorry, but my erotic macaroni art is for serious collectors only
July 31, 2025 at 8:28 PM
sorry, but my erotic macaroni art is for serious collectors only
Jump scared in the bath with a big brown thing on my chest and thought for sure it was a spider.
Nope, it was a crumb flake from the cheesy garlic bread I had been eating while soaking in the bubbles.
At first I was ashamed, but then I was…well, still ashamed.
Nope, it was a crumb flake from the cheesy garlic bread I had been eating while soaking in the bubbles.
At first I was ashamed, but then I was…well, still ashamed.
July 31, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Jump scared in the bath with a big brown thing on my chest and thought for sure it was a spider.
Nope, it was a crumb flake from the cheesy garlic bread I had been eating while soaking in the bubbles.
At first I was ashamed, but then I was…well, still ashamed.
Nope, it was a crumb flake from the cheesy garlic bread I had been eating while soaking in the bubbles.
At first I was ashamed, but then I was…well, still ashamed.
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i can be self-destructive and also self-aware
its called range
its called range
July 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
i can be self-destructive and also self-aware
its called range
its called range
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You're telling me this street is made of sesames?
July 15, 2025 at 11:44 PM
You're telling me this street is made of sesames?
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*rolls out of bed and keeps rolling until she finds a cliff to roll off*
July 16, 2025 at 11:58 AM
*rolls out of bed and keeps rolling until she finds a cliff to roll off*
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every argument on blue sky should be settled with a home run derby
July 16, 2025 at 1:36 PM
every argument on blue sky should be settled with a home run derby
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Just asked Siri what day it is. I'm doing GREAT.
July 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Just asked Siri what day it is. I'm doing GREAT.
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if the flytraps are any indication we should stay the hell away from Venus
July 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
if the flytraps are any indication we should stay the hell away from Venus
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getting burned by coffee is the ultimate betrayal
July 17, 2025 at 11:09 AM
getting burned by coffee is the ultimate betrayal