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Myster Joshua
@mysterjoshua.bsky.social
Loremonger, breaker of bread, owner of one numb thumb (leads to typos and apologies).

Dark Souls 2 enjoyer
Hunter: The Parenting fan
Average Miniature Painter
Darkwood

I have unrelated and unhinged historical anecdotes for the asking.

He/Him
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About me?

I don't post much, but I'll try to reply with praise for your #Minispainting, or if you wanna talk shop about Ogre Popenang productions.

Big 40k lore/meme fan, but I try not to mention that on a first date.

Have fun out there!
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The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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tl;dr a man got so many reports of toxic behaviour in Deadlock that the entire game went down. Truly aspirational behaviour
October 20, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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I finally wrote about the big Minecraft ARG that's been making the rounds!

If it was just a King in Yellow adaptation, I probably wouldn't have spent the weekend diving in. But I'm a sucker for a story that's a matryoshka doll of unreliable narrators, with an "ARG explainer" video as top layer.
The King in Yellow as Found Footage Minecraft ARG | ARGNet: Alternate Reality Gaming Network
Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist is a recent Minecraft ARG loosely based on the King in Yellow mythos, in which a YouTuber pieces together found footage from a Minecraft playthrough
www.argn.com
November 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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November 9, 2024 at 3:05 PM
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November 9, 2024 at 10:03 PM
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February 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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D&D capybaras!
November 15, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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also a marckus from a htp fanserver magma tonight. new discord pfp too
November 15, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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“Christianity will be respected again.”
- Donald Trump
ICE vs the clergy
November 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Long ago on the hell site I made long list of historically interesting things to use in dnd ttrpgs and I'll start dragging them over here starting with

2000 years-old sapphire ring presumably belonged to Roman emperor Caligula, depicting his fourth wife Caesonia.
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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WE WON! After 42 days of striking we have a tentative agreement in hand that protects our existing 4 day work week, establishes a minimum salary, and adds protections against AI replacing jobs at our workplace!
November 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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i feel so bad for artists who now have to deal with accusations that their work is ai

Its so demeaning to the life of work they put into their art, and it must suck to have to argue that your work is in fact your own.

If you can draw, that's really cool, I think you are great.
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.

All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.

Tanks
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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Gonna be real honest chief I'd rather blow my brains out than share Gemini gems with anyone
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Day 18 of inserting a random Muppet into a random Star Trek screenshot
#StarTrek #StarTrekStrangeNewWorlds #StarTrekLowerDecks #TheMuppets
November 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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There are 1,700 ballots that need signature confirmation. That is enough to change the election.

Go. Check. Your. Ballot.

komonews.com/news/local/s...
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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October 18, 2024 at 4:36 PM
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stan rogers' shipwreck song was so inspiring it saved a man's life in an actual shipwreck, hard to beat that
November 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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August 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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joyce carol oates is one of my favorite posters, and I wish she was here on bluesky
November 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
King Xerxes knew how to deal with unruly bodies of water.
today, like every day, is a good day to remember everything Lake Superior has taken from us. the only language the Great Lakes understand is force.

RIP to the Eddie Fitz
November 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM