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Myster Joshua
@mysterjoshua.bsky.social
Loremonger, breaker of bread, owner of one numb thumb (leads to typos and apologies).

Dark Souls 2 enjoyer
Hunter: The Parenting fan
Average Miniature Painter
Darkwood

I have unrelated and unhinged historical anecdotes for the asking.

He/Him
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I find them tasty, but I also just like the chop stick practice. Soup on hard mode. One day I'll eat good with them!
November 18, 2025 at 8:12 AM
"My grandmother always told me, if I go foraging and I meet a giant friendly gnome buried up to its neck, never to turn my back on it. She said be polite, share a snack, then ask it to tell a story. A good, long story until the gnome falls asleep. Only then should I turn away and run for my life."
November 18, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Been tossing some frozen edamame beans into mine lately before the hot water, I really like fishing em out with chopsticks.
November 18, 2025 at 7:47 AM
I mean, there is still time. He could just be waiting for another moment...
November 18, 2025 at 7:11 AM
GOD that makes me wish Patrick Stewart had head butted Prince Charles even more than before...
November 18, 2025 at 7:06 AM
It was premeditated, wasn't it?
November 18, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Hates Mondays, sarcastic, makes their inner monologue known to others, unhallowed relationship with Jim Davis...
November 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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November 9, 2024 at 3:05 PM
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November 9, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Ann Arbor? I barely know er!
November 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I'm no expert, but yes
November 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Sounds like fake Canadians to me. Every real Canadian knows Wolverine is from Wisconsin.
November 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
A self-canibalizing Oreoborous
November 16, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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February 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Low key, I love all the Akira slides people put in their shows and movies.
Eu GIF
Alt: A compilation of many different cartoons doing a horizontal "akira" slide on motorcycles.
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 8:53 AM
I'm not even mad they snuck one in for Predators (2010).
November 15, 2025 at 8:09 AM
You deserve it
November 15, 2025 at 7:59 AM