Bob
mynameisbob.bsky.social
Bob
@mynameisbob.bsky.social
I may be cringe, but I am free.
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America has #NoKings. Not now, not ever.
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He protec
He attac
But mostly
He react
December 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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This client rebrand just dropped! They have everything you need to suffer in style:
🛁 Bathtubs that drag you down
🔥 Ovens that cook you
🫖 Teapots that whistle your secrets

Even in hell, taste matters. Tag a friend with the cursed item they most deserve! #InteriorDesignForTheDamned #GloryToTheVoid
December 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Every legal story now is either

Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach

or

In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
October 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Our client wanted a simple, clean look that could catch the eye of up-and-coming despots looking to #RiseAndGrind. Even an iron fist should have some ✨polish✨ #GloryToTheVoid
December 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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In line for the TSA behind this guy
December 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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"Ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country.” — John F. Kennedy Jr.

“Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.” — Robert F. Kennedy Sr.

"Mommy milky." — Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Caption this photo.
December 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Ask not what Netflax can do for you, ask what you can do for Netflax
December 6, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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Top 25 holiday gifts to get for your friend who has achieved Bodhisattva status and is free from attachment to material things (affiliate link)
December 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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oh wow you mean rounding up day laborers outside home depot or extorting universities into donating to his library hasnt improved your material conditions? what about how trans kids cant play jv volleyball anymore, did that help you at all? who could have known
The Trump they're getting isn't the one they voted for.
December 3, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Only half?
December 4, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Archeologists in Wisconsin found an ancient canoe that is over 5,000 years old!! The discovery was in a canoe “parking lot” along a popular waterway and trail system.
Wisconsin archaeologists identify 16 ancient canoes in a prehistoric lake 'parking lot'
Archaeologists have identified more than a dozen ancient canoes that Indigenous people apparently left behind in a prehistoric parking lot along a Wisconsin lakeshore.
apnews.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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life is like a lemon
adding vodka helps
November 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Yes, I know I feel much better when I do all of my "take care of myself" tasks, but have you considered: that's a lot of work and I'm very tired?
November 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Tag yourself, I’m a Skittle-haired they/them activist
it's utterly wild how the Heritage Foundation president talks about other people

if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops
November 3, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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“For as in absolute governments the King is law, so in free countries the law ought to be king; and there ought to be no other.”

- Thomas Paine, 1776

America has no kings and it never will.
October 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
"The human mind acts with celerity which it is sometimes impossible to measure . . . ."
-People v. Majone, 91 N.Y. 211, 212 (1883)
#LawSky
October 22, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Stupid shit only.
A shell prematurely blew up on Saturday during a military event in California. Debris fell onto California Highway Patrol vehicles near a major freeway that had been ordered closed by Gov. Gavin Newsom, who had warned that the plans to fire shells over Interstate 5 could pose hazards for motorists.
Shell Detonated Over Interstate 5 During Marines Event, California Officials Say
The mishap, during an anniversary celebration for the Marine Corps attended by the vice president and defense secretary, underscores safety concerns that Gov. Gavin Newsom voiced before Saturday’s event at Camp Pendleton.
nyti.ms
October 20, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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No kings but Aragorn
October 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
America has #NoKings. Not now, not ever.
October 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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in these troubling times of great stress and great uncertainty, I urge all my friends on here to remember that the most important thing we can do in our day to day is to be nice to me in particular
October 16, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity.

And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.
October 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM