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I may be cringe, but I am free.
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Donald Trump holds a medal ribbon while accepting the “FIFA Peace Prize.”
December 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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An AI-generated children’s book cover with the title “Franklin on Trial at the ICC.” In the illustration, Franklin the Turtle stands handcuffed before a courtroom bar, looking dejected. A generic seal featuring scales and laurel leaves on a gold background hangs on the wall behind him.
December 2, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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An edited still from the Simpsons. A safety sign says “0 DAYS WITHOUT [men being a creep online.” Lenny is changing the 0 to another 0.
November 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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A screenshot from American Dad. A robber is taking a woman’s purse at gunpoint. A security guard looks on. The caption: “Welllllll…I better get my gosh darn prescription checked, cause I’m not seeing anything here.” The couple being robbed and the robber are all looking at the security guard concerned.
November 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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America has #NoKings. Not now, not ever.
A protest sign that reads “‘A tyrant is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.’ -The Declaration of Independence”
October 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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ChatGPT to the goon squad as they put me up against the wall:
Microsoft Clippy asking “Need Help?”
October 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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My internal dialogue every time I go on X
A screencap from the Simpson with the caption, “Are these morons getting dumber or just louder? Dumber, sir.”
September 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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“Freedom of Speech” painting by Norman Rockwell
September 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Nothing ever changes.
Twitter the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say "I like pancakes" and somebody will say "So you hate waffles?" No b h. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talkin about.
September 4, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Dead internet theory but it’s good actually
August 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Really makes you think…
August 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Become ungovernable.
August 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Incomprehensible; may god have mercy on your wretched soul
July 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Norman Rockwell’s “Freedom of Speech” painting
July 21, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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A parody of the “Don’t Tread on Me” flag. The snake holds a Thin Blue Line flag and says “Tread on Me Harder Daddy”.
July 17, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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A series of screencaps from Deadpool. In the first, Negasonic Teenage Warhead opens the door. Second: Deadpool says, “Ripley! From Alien 3!” Third: NTW says “Fuck! You’re old.” Fourth: Deadpool says “Hahaha!! Fake laugh. Hiding real pain.”
July 14, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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A mock Facebook check-in post that says “Marked Safe From Jeff Bezos’ Wedding Today”
June 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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They genuinely believe this is every Mamdani voter.
A frog holds a gun next to a guillotine. Across the image is written “Hippity Hoppity It’s time for Chippity Choppity”
June 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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The “epic handshake” meme. One arm is labeled “West Coast,” the other is labeled “East Coast,” and the handshake is labeled “Fuck Cuomo.”
June 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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A screenshot from the Bluesky app of adding “sporps” as a muted word
June 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Rule 1: don’t do uhhhhh whatever the fuck this is
A screenshot of a CNN “analysis” article lauding “a stunning demonstration of military might and presidential power”
June 22, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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Dave Skylark from The Interview saying “Mangia, we’re the people. Give us the shit. Mangia, mangia, mangia.”
June 17, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Wario smiling at the camera, with the text “get his ass” above him
June 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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The cover of the book “Lean In: Women, Work and the Will to Lead” by Sheryl Sandberg
June 12, 2025 at 3:53 AM